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E Carp
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My counter-vibe is that every cvs, Safeway etc that I've walked into for the last year is understaffed because they don't wanna keep up with wage demands in a tight labor market, so they're demanding the state provide them free employees, preferably armed.
Demanding a police state because the vibes are off
September 14, 2023 at 11:09 AM
Bluesky makes it so fucking hard to understand who is being subskeeted 😪😪😪 who made the shitty cookies???
The cookies looked like shit. Sorry I've been holding that one in like a bad fart for weeks.
August 27, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Me, pretending to be heterosexual: god, sometimes you just wanna fuck a dude, bro… am I right or am I right💃🏼🧚🏻‍♀️
August 27, 2023 at 2:58 PM
The whole south tbh. They’re cheap as hell too. Only moving down south for lower taxes and warmer weather. They contribute nothing to our society
learning that the guy behind like a supermajority of book complaints is a freaky new york transplant dad who is estranged from his child explains a lot about why florida politics have gone completely nuts as it became a honeypot for retired conservative weirdos over the last decade or so
August 27, 2023 at 2:34 PM
I am legit about to enter the craziest phase of my life yet omg I’m so excited/nervous. I feel like Icarus
August 26, 2023 at 2:19 PM
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August 25, 2023 at 6:41 PM
This chapter of my life where I’m living in South Carolina is not a fun one.
August 25, 2023 at 10:34 PM
I had a male gynecologist once who WHILE HIS FINGERS WERE INSIDE OF ME asked, “have you ever thought about losing 15 pounds?” 😪 the emotional damage. That gynecologist is my sleep paralysis demon now.
August 25, 2023 at 10:23 PM
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August 18, 2023 at 10:18 AM
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"Most of Florida’s 67 school districts didn’t log a single formal complaint.... Of the roughly 1,100 complaints recorded in Florida since July 2022, more than 700 came from two counties" comprising less than 3% of the state's public school enrollment.
Florida schools got hundreds of book complaints — mostly from 2 people
A year’s worth of records suggests the state’s book banning movement is narrow in scope.
www.tampabay.com
August 25, 2023 at 3:52 PM
Resisting the urge to spend all my money right now. 😪 Consumerism got hands 😭
August 25, 2023 at 7:52 PM
What is a gang if not a friend group with guns?
August 25, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Can someone give please me good recs for graphic novels/comics/mangas/webtoons I’m not super married to one format over the over. Thanks in advance 🥰🥰🥰
August 25, 2023 at 7:05 PM
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a key lesson to learn is you can't make being politely horny part of your brand. you gotta just walk the walk
August 25, 2023 at 1:38 PM
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he died doing what he loved: telling a woman to relax
August 24, 2023 at 7:37 PM
August 25, 2023 at 3:56 AM
I hate how satisfying it is to read a man say this. But damn it’s so nice to see a man say this. Because legit it is so rare to see a man acknowledge this. imo it’s because so many men literally have so little respect for women they are incapable of being self aware about their behavior.
August 25, 2023 at 3:34 AM
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Apropos of nothing in particular, periodic reminder that all the batshit Florida Man / Florida Woman stories are just because Florida doesn’t protect the privacy of people charged with crimes like most states too. This kinda nonsense is secretly happening EVERYWHERE IN THE US, ALL THE TIME.
the state’s new science textbooks are full of all sorts of helpful tips like this
August 24, 2023 at 9:28 AM
I’m crying. My dad is finally opening up to me about his mental health. Like y’all don’t know the work I’ve been putting in to heal my family. My mom is even in therapy!!!! 😭😭😭😭
August 25, 2023 at 1:59 AM
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There's a decent chance Republicans start a civil war if Trump is imprisoned. But there's also a decent chance they'll start a civil war if Drag Race does a Christmas special.
August 25, 2023 at 12:58 AM
Hoi goys end whalecum tew mye YewTewb Channel
You ever heard a British person say YouTube? Shouldn’t be allowed.
August 25, 2023 at 1:15 AM
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studio ghibli food looks so good
August 25, 2023 at 1:13 AM
I’m curious what others think, but coming from a background of white people who are not categorically “poor” but by no mean rich, I think being open and honest about how much money you donate inspires more donations. And this idea that secrecy around it is polite seems like BS
August 25, 2023 at 1:02 AM