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E Carp
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This chapter of my life where I’m living in South Carolina is not a fun one.
It’s a screen shot of a content warning from a webtoon on the Manta app. It reads “THIS EPISODE CONTAINS MATERIAL WHICH SOME READERS MAY FIND DISTRESSING, INCLUDING HOMOPHOBIC DIALOGUE. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.”
August 25, 2023 at 10:34 PM
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Photo of a small herd sheep at like dusk and their eyes are glowing bc of the camera flash. It’s captioned “woah bro did you just judge yourself for fumbling as you learn and try something new? Damn dude give yourself some grace”
August 25, 2023 at 3:56 AM
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I am a god
A screenshot of a phone call with my dad that lasted on hour and 21 minutes and 18 seconds, but we went on to talk for like another 9 minutes.
August 25, 2023 at 2:59 AM
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Four panel comic depicting Winnie the Pooh and Tigger. The original was made by “Safely Endangered” but the last two panels have been edited to say something different from the original comic. First panel: Winnie the Pooh sticking his hand in what is presumably a jar of honey. Second panel: Tigger looking distressed, saying “SWEET JESUS, POOH! THAT’S NOT HONEY” Third panel: The comic zooms in on Tigger’s distressed face and he proclaims, “YOU’RE EATING bone hurting juice,” Fourth panel: Pooh deadpans into the camera, grey matter around his mouth and on his paw, he says, “owww my bones hurt a lot owe oof my booones”
August 24, 2023 at 1:08 PM
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Does this count as shadow work?
It’s the maladaptive pattern meme. Maladaptive pattern: “My friends think I have an unhealthy obsession with Red, White, and Royal Blue” turns into “i should stop watching it” turns into “depression” After cognitive restructuring: “My friends think I have an unhealthy obsession with Red, White, and Royal Blue” turns into “it’s an autistic hyperfixation” turns into “no depression”
August 24, 2023 at 1:20 AM
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If it’s not too much to ask,,, Rate my mugshot? 🫦👉👈
Photo of the top left corner of my jail intake form/booking information. There is a slightly grainy, black and white photo of my mugshot. I don’t look awful tbh but the overhead lighting give me slight jowls. I was arrested for taking down all the Republican political campaign sign in my neighborhood haha
August 23, 2023 at 9:54 PM
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I could write a manifesto on this advertisement
August 22, 2023 at 5:33 AM
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I’d like to start a conversation about how none of the the doors in my house fit their frame.
Photo taken from the floor of my bathroom. The bottom 2/3 is just floor tile with a little bit of a blue bathroom mat on the right hand side. The top 1/3 is the door, which sits like 1-2 inches off of the floor. We bought this house from DIY lesbians who needed to realize just because they’re butch, doesn’t mean they’re Bob the fucking builder. Omg there are so many DIY failures around this house 😭😭
August 22, 2023 at 3:33 AM
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Why am I just now learning that any tree can become a bonsai tree 😪
Maple tree bonsai Another different type of maple bonsai Wisteria bonsai Bonsai. Idk the type of tree this is tbh
August 20, 2023 at 2:19 PM
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Shadow time! (Read alt for context)
Me holding, with a fuck ass mullet, holding my cat who is wearing a little knit beanie with a pom Pom on top My dad holding my cat in such a way his Bussy is out My cat, wearing a polo, ready for his headshot to be taken for the tech startup he gets paid 100k a year by to vomit on the floor once a week. My cat, on a table, wearing his pride hat. Because he’s an ally.
August 20, 2023 at 1:28 AM
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Misty time!
My cat sitting at a desk My cat sitting in her bed looking outside My cat laying in her back My two cats together on the couch
August 19, 2023 at 5:52 PM
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A “flex tape” meme. It’s where one of those loud ass infomercial Billy Mays types is doing shit. And flex tape is like tape meant to stop water leaks, I guess??? Because the that’s what it’s doing. So there are two horizontal frames on top of each other. On of the guy with his hand drawn sack ready to slap the flex tape on the hole in a big glass cylinder of water with a hole in it, the water is spilling out. He is getting ready to put the tape on the hole. Then the second frame is his hand slapping the tape on the hole. So the guy covering the hole is called “entertainment industry” the spilling water is labeled “crimes against humanity” and in the second frame, the tape is labeled “NDAs” so the joke is that the entertainment industry cover their crimes against humanity with NDAs
August 19, 2023 at 3:04 AM
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A painting of Jesus H. Christ carrying the cross but the cross is like made out of ply wood, now not really it’s just the proportions and smoothness of the wood is like not giving “Jerusalem” you know… also Jesus is very well dressed and white. Has like a white Snuggie on with a red blanket draped around him. And a halo around his thorn crown. Jesus has long brown hair, so I guess is a little bit better than blonde Jesus. He’s barefoot on a rock. There are soldiers(?) in the background looking at him carry cross like “oh shit” but they shouldn’t be that surprised. It’s cloudy there are thorns in the foreground. And by painting I mean it looks painted but you can’t see a frame or brush strokes. But I digress, Jesus is labeled “me” and the cross is labeled “the burden of being correct all the time”
August 18, 2023 at 2:27 AM
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I’m losing the idgaf war 😪 I gaf. I really do.
August 18, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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Like this, but unironically
August 17, 2023 at 12:25 PM
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This is hell 😪
August 16, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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The ghosts of TV past
Photos of my roof with two old satellites for when cable was a thing.
August 15, 2023 at 11:51 PM
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Thinking
Luigi looking stressed. His arms are up and he is screaming
August 15, 2023 at 11:42 PM
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I think I’m on to something here…
Marketing photos for red, white, and Royal blue. They sexy ass couple is leaning against the wall in a sexy way Front cover of Judith Butler’s Gender Trouble
August 15, 2023 at 10:42 PM
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We are literally twins. Bella Hadid has me on hold as we speak
The blonde guy from Red, White, and Royal Blue, but it’s like a red carpet photo of the actor not prince Henry. And he has dark hair, so like.. I think he dyed it for the movie. Anyways, the point is he is SUCKING IN his cheeks. Like models do. Called mewing, I think. But it’s intense. Looks like bad buccal fat removal. Photo of me sucking in my cheeks. To all my blind bitches, Y’all just have to believe me when I say I’m sexy and cute.
August 15, 2023 at 10:19 PM
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She fucking uses that shit more than I do.
August 15, 2023 at 8:28 PM
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This tastes like getting your pussy ate
It is photo of a Sabrina’s brand “Banana Nut Crème Cake” which is like a banana nut bread flavored cake but made in Bundt pan with frosting and nuts on top. It’s so good y’all. Taste like getting your pussy ate, which I said in the post, but I’m reconfirming here for my blind and hard of seeing homies. It’s so good. Moist. I bought it at the piggly wiggly.
August 13, 2023 at 11:37 PM