Evgeny
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Evgeny
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absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
But it’s good that you’re making it snow, Charlie Brown, it’s real good
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Charlie!
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m sorry, Charlie Brown. I’m afraid I can’t do that
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Having worked on MMOs for much of my career — all of which by nature have heavily online and engaged fanbases — one of the biggest problems your design and community teams have to deal with is charismatic idiots.
One of the producers on Guilty Gear Strive said it was basically impossible to source player feedback on balance changes online because nobody had original opinions and would just parrot what the most popular content creators said and so they had to rely on data and I think about that every day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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it is extremely funny that given the PPP of the dollar relative to other currencies X's payments to bluechecks have essentially made every foreign influence operation targeting MAGA from a country with a weaker currency self-funding or profitable
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A nod to some sheer fucking gibberish nonsense, that is
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Got up on a ladder to replace a smoke detector battery and found a @themountaingoats.bsky.social poster I have been trying to find for months
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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here you go, enjoy this leaf sheep of good luck and success
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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It’s fucked up that billionaires have all that money and just buy websites and newspapers that are mean to them instead of ending homelessness or even making the top three most important bands from
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is all I want to hear or believe about that person today
OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.

MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.

OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Some incredible details in this piece
*one DOGE faction was planning the future of the US government at a venture capital firm
*illegally communicating on Signal to avoid transparency laws was deeply embedded into organizational culture to be taken for granted
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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a lost and found but for mercy
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just know that you can 100%, every time, hear Trump say “low IQ” and know that what he meant and what his people heard was “black” (best case.)
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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It was a three-man team that took the Grok hardpoint that day, and two of us were just there to guard the poet.Whistler was a sonnet slinger fresh from the Guatemalan meter wars, still waking up with the taste of a bloody metonym on his tongue.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So yeah where the fuck is Charlie Kirk Nation losing their shit over someone (Trump) justifying the murder of a political opponent (Khashoggi) over The Things They Said

…anyone? Hello? Is this thing on?
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Morning.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I finally figured out the vibe of Grok’s worshipful prose about how Elon would beat Mike Tyson, or is in better shape than LeBron James, or will be a historical legend

It’s like they trained Grok on the internet’s collection of Chuck Norris jokes.
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s not stupidity. It’s the plan.
They're so fucking stupid and don't realize it. The only reason many white students can afford graduate degrees is because foreign students pay for the programs and allow them to be economically efficient. Without foreign students, many programs will now simply collapse. Genius.
The White House just blasted this out under the headline "Good News You May Have Missed"
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM