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Evgeny

Evgeny

@earchibald.bsky.social

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Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 1d

The Pucker!

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 2d

Dominos meme
White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey

Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2d

Liberal critics say that Trump's destruction of the White House eat away at the history of our democracy. They're wrong—it eats away at the history of our republic.

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 3d

^^ “mRNA COVID vaccine tumor…”

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 3d

Holy shit those numbers

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 3d

Between this and the COVID tumor suppression interaction, one might almost begin to think that vaccines were positive things

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 3d

I’m looking for North-Korea-Traffic-cop level officiousness from my school crossing guard

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 3d

The third option is “he will k*ll her”

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 3d

“I know you think I’m the only one that’s going to pay,” he said. “It’s not true. Because, sooner or later, when we win, these scores are all going to get settled.”

JFC

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 3d

And they should!!

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 3d

@chucktingle.bsky.social

I mean. You know.

Messages reading:

I feel like I need to contact Chuck Tingle and offer up the term “foghorny” as the anchor idea for a Golden Gate Bridge/sentient fog book
(Foghorns are blowing)

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 5d

“No it isn’t, you liars”

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 6d

Oh no

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 6d

Yuuuupp

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 6d

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 9d

This is just to say

I have bulldozed

the East Wing

that you were probably

hoping to pass down

to future generations

Well, fuck you

it was in the way

so inconvenient

and so old

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 8d

The bullshittest of responses from the Bern. Very “fuck both those guys” at the moment.

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 10d

10 hours in: “validating a fix” for EC2 launches.

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 10d

“Was”

Odd use of past tense there

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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 11d

Middle aged male transphobe: “You’re not a woman, you know that? You’re a boy playing dress up. You were born a boy and you can’t change that.”

Me: *scared and dumbfounded*

Cashier: “Dude, this is a Church’s Chicken. Everyone here wishes they were someone else.”

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11d

I take no pleasure in this but going to a different city with your dumb buddies and getting badly injured because you antagonized a bunch of strangers and fell down twice chasing the 110lb teenager who stole your sunglasses actually is North Jersey Excellence, of a sort.

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 11d

The retyping it sucks

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 11d

Like, this goes so many different ways from here, from banal to batshit — but why would Abby start a banal story if that was all there was to it? So: seat lean

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 11d

<leaning on seat>

Evgeny @earchibald.bsky.social · 12d

He deserved every moment of that pain.

Bonk motherfuckerrrrrrrrr