Evgeny
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Evgeny
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Liberal critics say that Trump's destruction of the White House eat away at the history of our democracy. They're wrong—it eats away at the history of our republic.
^^ “mRNA COVID vaccine tumor…”
Holy shit those numbers
Between this and the COVID tumor suppression interaction, one might almost begin to think that vaccines were positive things
I’m looking for North-Korea-Traffic-cop level officiousness from my school crossing guard
The third option is “he will k*ll her”
“I know you think I’m the only one that’s going to pay,” he said. “It’s not true. Because, sooner or later, when we win, these scores are all going to get settled.”

JFC
“No it isn’t, you liars”
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes
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This is just to say

I have bulldozed

the East Wing

that you were probably

hoping to pass down

to future generations

Well, fuck you

it was in the way

so inconvenient

and so old
The bullshittest of responses from the Bern. Very “fuck both those guys” at the moment.
10 hours in: “validating a fix” for EC2 launches.
“Was”

Odd use of past tense there
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Middle aged male transphobe: “You’re not a woman, you know that? You’re a boy playing dress up. You were born a boy and you can’t change that.”

Me: *scared and dumbfounded*

Cashier: “Dude, this is a Church’s Chicken. Everyone here wishes they were someone else.”
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I take no pleasure in this but going to a different city with your dumb buddies and getting badly injured because you antagonized a bunch of strangers and fell down twice chasing the 110lb teenager who stole your sunglasses actually is North Jersey Excellence, of a sort.
The retyping it sucks
Like, this goes so many different ways from here, from banal to batshit — but why would Abby start a banal story if that was all there was to it? So: seat lean
He deserved every moment of that pain.

Bonk motherfuckerrrrrrrrr