kylorena cunk 🏳️⚧️🍜🌭🍉
@dumbcump.bsky.social
manic pixie dream churl
they/she
professional brewer / unprofessional drummer
they/she
professional brewer / unprofessional drummer
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People in Minneapolis don't like it when secret police come into their city to kill and brutalize them, people in rural areas think it's great. Somehow, this is a problem that Minneapolis is supposed to make amends for.
As usual, the story here isn't about "divides" or cosmopolitan elites looking down on rural populations. It is about radicalization. This woman wants violent vengeance for things that did not happen.
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
People in Minneapolis don't like it when secret police come into their city to kill and brutalize them, people in rural areas think it's great. Somehow, this is a problem that Minneapolis is supposed to make amends for.
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“As a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
“As a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”
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I think that people don’t comprehend that the state has been unapologetically beating young people’s asses basically nonstop & charging us with massive crimes for protesting since at least Occupy Wall Street & growing up like that has a chilling effect on the way people engage with democracy
January 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I think that people don’t comprehend that the state has been unapologetically beating young people’s asses basically nonstop & charging us with massive crimes for protesting since at least Occupy Wall Street & growing up like that has a chilling effect on the way people engage with democracy
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Either Palestine becomes free, or every place gradually becomes Gaza.
they’ll blame you for being in their way even when they’re the ones who invaded the neighborhood where your baby was sleeping inside your home
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Either Palestine becomes free, or every place gradually becomes Gaza.
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day
alright men, they're gonna have to be called camisoles then until you can all agree on a non offensive name for the wifebeater
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
alright men, they're gonna have to be called camisoles then until you can all agree on a non offensive name for the wifebeater
cant wait to hear the @oldmanweldon.bsky.social takes on this piece of Bill Maher News™️
There’s a certain kind of aging provocateur who can’t imagine losing on the merits, so every loss becomes proof of discrimination.
Like... dude, you lost to Ricky Gervais. I don't think it was about "wokeness." variety.com/2026/awards/...
Like... dude, you lost to Ricky Gervais. I don't think it was about "wokeness." variety.com/2026/awards/...
January 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
cant wait to hear the @oldmanweldon.bsky.social takes on this piece of Bill Maher News™️
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[guy who’s spent the past 72 hours watching videos on Gnosticism]: gonna be a huge year for Gnosticism I think
January 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
[guy who’s spent the past 72 hours watching videos on Gnosticism]: gonna be a huge year for Gnosticism I think
the absolute gaudiest version of labeling items for late stage dementia. absolute diva shit.
The White House has added a new sign above the Rose Garden reading “The Rose Garden.”
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
the absolute gaudiest version of labeling items for late stage dementia. absolute diva shit.
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Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
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Wow — New YouGov / Economist poll:
46% support abolishing ICE
43% oppose abolishing ICE
This is the first time that abolishing ICE has received net positive support
46% support abolishing ICE
43% oppose abolishing ICE
This is the first time that abolishing ICE has received net positive support
January 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Wow — New YouGov / Economist poll:
46% support abolishing ICE
43% oppose abolishing ICE
This is the first time that abolishing ICE has received net positive support
46% support abolishing ICE
43% oppose abolishing ICE
This is the first time that abolishing ICE has received net positive support
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i imagine this is how they're going to keep rounding up their 2026 hiring numbers despite everything
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
i imagine this is how they're going to keep rounding up their 2026 hiring numbers despite everything
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
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in yet another world first we will be integrating a child pornography website into our military. wow. impressive
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 7:20 AM
in yet another world first we will be integrating a child pornography website into our military. wow. impressive
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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I think, taking in all the context, this is the single image of the Simpsons that I relate to the most
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I think, taking in all the context, this is the single image of the Simpsons that I relate to the most
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You can say Merry Protein again
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You can say Merry Protein again
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i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
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My favorite critics always have a handful of "brother, what the fuck are you talking about?" level opinions, real passion that comes out of left field for absolute dogwater, that they are not only willing but able to defend to the point where they almost win you over.
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
My favorite critics always have a handful of "brother, what the fuck are you talking about?" level opinions, real passion that comes out of left field for absolute dogwater, that they are not only willing but able to defend to the point where they almost win you over.
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what’s truly incredible is that this isn’t satire
January 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
what’s truly incredible is that this isn’t satire
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Woke is when a woman of color
This person analyzes american politics for a living
writing.yaschamounk.com/p/help-me-un...
writing.yaschamounk.com/p/help-me-un...
January 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Woke is when a woman of color
the best part about living in an apartment is that you can put whatever you want down the drains. the best part about living alone is that you can microwave fish whenever you want
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
the best part about living in an apartment is that you can put whatever you want down the drains. the best part about living alone is that you can microwave fish whenever you want
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all been said by now, but i watched all of the videos of that shooting together & the shooter deliberately walked in front of the car, the driver turned to avoid him (visible in the video he took from his phone) and he was clear of the car when he fired. he just wanted an excuse to kill
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
all been said by now, but i watched all of the videos of that shooting together & the shooter deliberately walked in front of the car, the driver turned to avoid him (visible in the video he took from his phone) and he was clear of the car when he fired. he just wanted an excuse to kill
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