Maki
@dmaki.bsky.social
Chief AI Ethics Officer @ Tyrell Corporation
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Trump orders full invasion of Klendathu
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Trump orders full invasion of Klendathu
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Americans Astronomers
watching watching
US politics Betelgeuse
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“It could happen at any time”
watching watching
US politics Betelgeuse
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“It could happen at any time”
September 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Americans Astronomers
watching watching
US politics Betelgeuse
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“It could happen at any time”
watching watching
US politics Betelgeuse
🤝
“It could happen at any time”
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
August 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
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You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
August 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
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I hear you, I do. But the master has got some mighty fine tools. Look at those bad boys
August 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I hear you, I do. But the master has got some mighty fine tools. Look at those bad boys
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chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back
August 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back
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Tony Soprano: you bring the gabagool?
me: *pushing the Babadook out the door before Tony can see him* haha yeah just a second
me: *pushing the Babadook out the door before Tony can see him* haha yeah just a second
August 22, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Tony Soprano: you bring the gabagool?
me: *pushing the Babadook out the door before Tony can see him* haha yeah just a second
me: *pushing the Babadook out the door before Tony can see him* haha yeah just a second
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crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
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Breaking news: Former New York state governor Andrew Cuomo has conceded to progressive rival Zohran Mamdani in the Democratic primary for New York City’s next mayor www.ft.com/content/e4b8...
June 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Breaking news: Former New York state governor Andrew Cuomo has conceded to progressive rival Zohran Mamdani in the Democratic primary for New York City’s next mayor www.ft.com/content/e4b8...
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ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
June 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers
the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok
the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok
June 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers
the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok
the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
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Did a Blade Runner poster 🦉
May 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Did a Blade Runner poster 🦉
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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
January 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
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SURPRISING: we interviewed a hundred women and this is apparently the ideal male body type!
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
SURPRISING: we interviewed a hundred women and this is apparently the ideal male body type!
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But we're going to have beautiful empty shelves and it's something I think you'll be seeing very soon. We won't be the country of clutter anymore. [doing accordion hands] it's called minimalism. Ok?
April 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
But we're going to have beautiful empty shelves and it's something I think you'll be seeing very soon. We won't be the country of clutter anymore. [doing accordion hands] it's called minimalism. Ok?
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Watching Pierre Poilievre’s press conference in Hamilton right now, and his speech has devoted extended amounts of time to repeating two debunked claims:
1) that the Liberal platform was written for Trudeau (it wasn’t, Janyce McGregor already fact checked this)
1) that the Liberal platform was written for Trudeau (it wasn’t, Janyce McGregor already fact checked this)
April 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Watching Pierre Poilievre’s press conference in Hamilton right now, and his speech has devoted extended amounts of time to repeating two debunked claims:
1) that the Liberal platform was written for Trudeau (it wasn’t, Janyce McGregor already fact checked this)
1) that the Liberal platform was written for Trudeau (it wasn’t, Janyce McGregor already fact checked this)
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Let’s be real, we all like Andor because it’s like watching Michael Clayton but there’s a Yoda. It kicks ass and it rules but if we weren’t all 40 it wouldn’t rule so hard.
April 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Let’s be real, we all like Andor because it’s like watching Michael Clayton but there’s a Yoda. It kicks ass and it rules but if we weren’t all 40 it wouldn’t rule so hard.
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Andor is like something that got smuggled in from the good timeline
April 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Andor is like something that got smuggled in from the good timeline