desi
@desibee.bsky.social
(they/them) narcoleptic and doing my best. reader, gamer, knitter, pharmacy worker. SATX.
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Reports coming in from New Zealand that Santa used ChatGPT to compile the nice list; thousands of presents have been delivered to children who don’t exist
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Reports coming in from New Zealand that Santa used ChatGPT to compile the nice list; thousands of presents have been delivered to children who don’t exist
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We don’t spend enough time discussing how the entire MAGA movement is kept afloat by the constant threats of stochastic terrorism orchestrated by the president of the United States.
Congress, the courts, much of the media … all kept in line by the mob boss and his army of anonymous goons.
Congress, the courts, much of the media … all kept in line by the mob boss and his army of anonymous goons.
“I’m 84 years old. Threats against my life expectancy are kind of hollow. I don’t have much time anyway. I’m more concerned that our democracy is at risk because of the trends against the rule of law.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Judges who ruled against Trump say harassment and threats have changed their lives
More than 100 pizzas were delivered to the homes of judges and their families this year, some with signs of foreign involvement. Judges say the message is clear: We know where you live.
www.nbcnews.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We don’t spend enough time discussing how the entire MAGA movement is kept afloat by the constant threats of stochastic terrorism orchestrated by the president of the United States.
Congress, the courts, much of the media … all kept in line by the mob boss and his army of anonymous goons.
Congress, the courts, much of the media … all kept in line by the mob boss and his army of anonymous goons.
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okay!!!
The First National Website Dedicated To Documenting ICE License Plates Is Here ~ L.A. TACO
“Something like the plate tracker helps to encourage and promote legal transparency and legal accountability, especially when they're going around, switching plates, trying to hide, trying to be undet...
lataco.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
okay!!!
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thinking fondly of the DEAR (drop everything & read) hours in school when we were kids & wishing we could still have that happen as adults, all at the same time no matter what we’re busy doing
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
thinking fondly of the DEAR (drop everything & read) hours in school when we were kids & wishing we could still have that happen as adults, all at the same time no matter what we’re busy doing
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fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man
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people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
i wanted to branch out and try a new creature collecting game so i picked up digimon story: time stranger. i don't know anything about digimon. i cannot stress how caught off guard i was by the fact that digimon can speak.
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i wanted to branch out and try a new creature collecting game so i picked up digimon story: time stranger. i don't know anything about digimon. i cannot stress how caught off guard i was by the fact that digimon can speak.
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we also hadn’t invented roast vegetables yet. many problems, with the recent past
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
we also hadn’t invented roast vegetables yet. many problems, with the recent past
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I just know this is a man who watches shonen anime like it’s morning coffee
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I just know this is a man who watches shonen anime like it’s morning coffee
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“when the time comes, some people are just there to get knocked out” is some scorsese shit
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“when the time comes, some people are just there to get knocked out” is some scorsese shit
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
i think what breaks my heart the most is that my boyfriend's mother, who immigrated here from the philippines, became a naturalized US citizen, married/started a family with a white military man, and works in healthcare... voted for trump. she voted for this shit. i don't understand.
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i think what breaks my heart the most is that my boyfriend's mother, who immigrated here from the philippines, became a naturalized US citizen, married/started a family with a white military man, and works in healthcare... voted for trump. she voted for this shit. i don't understand.
their booing of the humble bolillo means nothing to me. i've seen what foods make british people cheer.
A British baker's critique of Mexican bread has sparked outrage on social media, leading to a public apology.
British baker’s criticism of Mexican 'ugly' bread triggers social media outrage
A British baker's critique of Mexican bread has sparked outrage on social media, leading to a public apology.
bit.ly
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
their booing of the humble bolillo means nothing to me. i've seen what foods make british people cheer.
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Christ, man
BREAKING: Trump suspends Diversity Visa program, also known as the green card lottery, which was used by the Brown University gunman
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Christ, man
to make myself fucking write the idea i've been rolling around in my head for years!!!! to stop getting stuck at 30k words and push through! to write about queer love and joy!
My 2026 writing goal is to finally finish this novel in the first half and then write weird shit for the second half. What's your writing goal?
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
to make myself fucking write the idea i've been rolling around in my head for years!!!! to stop getting stuck at 30k words and push through! to write about queer love and joy!
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Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
this is the exact humor of my brother, my brother, and me. my god.
we gotta figure out what's happening over at Jeopardy HQ
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
this is the exact humor of my brother, my brother, and me. my god.
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we gotta figure out what's happening over at Jeopardy HQ
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
we gotta figure out what's happening over at Jeopardy HQ