Denny
@dennywhere.bsky.social
Teamster 41. Aged 34. Rabble Rouser. Anxious Sexy Anarcho Syndicalist. He/They in KCMO. Opinions posted here are not my own – they are those of Akulos, The Opinion Serpent.
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Denny
@dennywhere.bsky.social
· Jul 17
In this thread I will post whatever stupid Wikipedia page or pages I looked at on a given day.
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You are history's greatest monster, Denny.
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You are history's greatest monster, Denny.
I got the last Pecan Pie at Price Chopper.
Yeah, the one near where you live.
I don't even want it.
Yeah, the one near where you live.
I don't even want it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I got the last Pecan Pie at Price Chopper.
Yeah, the one near where you live.
I don't even want it.
Yeah, the one near where you live.
I don't even want it.
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Congratulations to @hartzell.bsky.social on being our first ever endorsed candidate! 🌹 We have a world to win! (1/6) 🧵
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Congratulations to @hartzell.bsky.social on being our first ever endorsed candidate! 🌹 We have a world to win! (1/6) 🧵
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give it up for Henry yall
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
If you're at your family's Thanksgiving this year and the problematic Uncle starts talking some bullshit, the best play is to immediately light a cigarette at the table.
Call anyone who objects woke.
Call anyone who objects woke.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you're at your family's Thanksgiving this year and the problematic Uncle starts talking some bullshit, the best play is to immediately light a cigarette at the table.
Call anyone who objects woke.
Call anyone who objects woke.
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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I got this text and it's the most convincing argument I've ever seen in favor of signing petitions.
A text message is trying to scare people away from petition gatherers on Black Friday. | Opinion
Missouri Alert: Don’t let text scare you away from anti-gerrymander petition | Opinion
A text message is trying to scare people away from petition gatherers on Black Friday. | Opinion
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I got this text and it's the most convincing argument I've ever seen in favor of signing petitions.
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I'm had it enough this shit. If you stop in the middle of a roundabout, you should lose your license for a year.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm had it enough this shit. If you stop in the middle of a roundabout, you should lose your license for a year.
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It’d be exciting to think that Bluesky has people pretending to be American like Twitter but I honestly don’t think they could talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9 the way it’s expected here without having watched all the episodes a dozen times
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It’d be exciting to think that Bluesky has people pretending to be American like Twitter but I honestly don’t think they could talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9 the way it’s expected here without having watched all the episodes a dozen times
[Extremely loud industrial clanging]
"That what good pussy sounds like."
"That what good pussy sounds like."
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
[Extremely loud industrial clanging]
"That what good pussy sounds like."
"That what good pussy sounds like."
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The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.
– Anatole France
– Anatole France
The revised ordinance requires law enforcement to give people 48 hours’ notice to evacuate, and new penalties of at least 10 hours of public service and a referral to a service provider on their first offense.
On subsequent offenses, people can face penalties of a fine, jail time or both.
On subsequent offenses, people can face penalties of a fine, jail time or both.
Wyandotte County bans homeless people from sleeping outside, despite public outcry
A revised version of the public camping ban — which includes lesser penalties for first time offenses — passed Thursday night. Kansas City, Kansas Police called the measure “dignified” but opponents worry it will criminalize homelessness.
www.kcur.org
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.
– Anatole France
– Anatole France
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A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
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I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
Lol well
CW: suicide
I had a promising career in sales, management, and operations. But, managing a retail store was making me so anxious and depressed I almost ended my own life.
So I became a truck driver, looking for a career of extreme isolation. That was over a decade ago.
CW: suicide
I had a promising career in sales, management, and operations. But, managing a retail store was making me so anxious and depressed I almost ended my own life.
So I became a truck driver, looking for a career of extreme isolation. That was over a decade ago.
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Lol well
CW: suicide
I had a promising career in sales, management, and operations. But, managing a retail store was making me so anxious and depressed I almost ended my own life.
So I became a truck driver, looking for a career of extreme isolation. That was over a decade ago.
CW: suicide
I had a promising career in sales, management, and operations. But, managing a retail store was making me so anxious and depressed I almost ended my own life.
So I became a truck driver, looking for a career of extreme isolation. That was over a decade ago.
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For simian Saturday I think we should all remember this absolute banger from @spice8rack.bsky.social
Monkey_Goblins.mp3 | Spice8Rack share.google/W0o5FDFKpv8v...
Monkey_Goblins.mp3 | Spice8Rack share.google/W0o5FDFKpv8v...
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
For simian Saturday I think we should all remember this absolute banger from @spice8rack.bsky.social
Monkey_Goblins.mp3 | Spice8Rack share.google/W0o5FDFKpv8v...
Monkey_Goblins.mp3 | Spice8Rack share.google/W0o5FDFKpv8v...
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
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Happy Birthday, Alexander Siddig.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Happy Birthday, Alexander Siddig.
Every one of these photos makes me dizzy. What the hell.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Every one of these photos makes me dizzy. What the hell.
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism