The most respect I ever had for a waiter.
We took the kids to a restaurant. They were upset bc we had thought about getting hibachi take out and watching TV with dinner. We told the waiter that the kids were grumpy about coming to the restaurant because they wanted to get hibachi and watch TV.
We took the kids to a restaurant. They were upset bc we had thought about getting hibachi take out and watching TV with dinner. We told the waiter that the kids were grumpy about coming to the restaurant because they wanted to get hibachi and watch TV.
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The most respect I ever had for a waiter.
We took the kids to a restaurant. They were upset bc we had thought about getting hibachi take out and watching TV with dinner. We told the waiter that the kids were grumpy about coming to the restaurant because they wanted to get hibachi and watch TV.
We took the kids to a restaurant. They were upset bc we had thought about getting hibachi take out and watching TV with dinner. We told the waiter that the kids were grumpy about coming to the restaurant because they wanted to get hibachi and watch TV.
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
the only way you should really be born again
My boy here just had the whole rest of his life change. www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
the only way you should really be born again
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me: “so what do you do for a living?”
my neighbor: “I’m a midwife.”
me: “oh no… I bet you’re an amazing wife.”
my neighbor: “I’m a midwife.”
me: “oh no… I bet you’re an amazing wife.”
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
me: “so what do you do for a living?”
my neighbor: “I’m a midwife.”
me: “oh no… I bet you’re an amazing wife.”
my neighbor: “I’m a midwife.”
me: “oh no… I bet you’re an amazing wife.”
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Chris Paul makes a huge layup to cut the lead to 36
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Chris Paul makes a huge layup to cut the lead to 36
Chris Paul makes a huge layup to cut the lead to 36
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Chris Paul makes a huge layup to cut the lead to 36
me: “so what do you do for a living?”
my neighbor: “I’m a midwife.”
me: “oh no… I bet you’re an amazing wife.”
my neighbor: “I’m a midwife.”
me: “oh no… I bet you’re an amazing wife.”
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
me: “so what do you do for a living?”
my neighbor: “I’m a midwife.”
me: “oh no… I bet you’re an amazing wife.”
my neighbor: “I’m a midwife.”
me: “oh no… I bet you’re an amazing wife.”
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Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not
long ago, I learned, in my HS freshman English class when my pothead friend Jeremy was making fun of a moron in class, that getting an 3 out of 100 was much much much funnier than getting 0 out of 100.
*sigh* it is simultaneously true that 0/25 is probably too harsh a grade AND that if you are going balls to the wall to complain about the difference between a 0 and a F (say, 12-15), you are missing the forest for the trees. the suspension/investigation is the far more important issue.
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
long ago, I learned, in my HS freshman English class when my pothead friend Jeremy was making fun of a moron in class, that getting an 3 out of 100 was much much much funnier than getting 0 out of 100.
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From the Far Side collection
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
From the Far Side collection
Watching S2 of the Diplomat and holy fuck does Alison Janney deliver
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Watching S2 of the Diplomat and holy fuck does Alison Janney deliver
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Oh thank god ESPN fixed their NBA box scores
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oh thank god ESPN fixed their NBA box scores
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Multiple sources have confirmed that ICE/Border Patrol is headed back to the Raleigh and Durham areas for undefined deportation actions. We've heard 50 ICE agents, charter flights and hotels booked for all of them in the Raleigh area.
Let us know what you hear.
Let us know what you hear.
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Multiple sources have confirmed that ICE/Border Patrol is headed back to the Raleigh and Durham areas for undefined deportation actions. We've heard 50 ICE agents, charter flights and hotels booked for all of them in the Raleigh area.
Let us know what you hear.
Let us know what you hear.
“There are those that look at way things are and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not.”
- Me, to the room of BolognaPants™ Investors after I suggest the idea of making American cheese “pockets” in the seat
- Me, to the room of BolognaPants™ Investors after I suggest the idea of making American cheese “pockets” in the seat
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“There are those that look at way things are and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not.”
- Me, to the room of BolognaPants™ Investors after I suggest the idea of making American cheese “pockets” in the seat
- Me, to the room of BolognaPants™ Investors after I suggest the idea of making American cheese “pockets” in the seat
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s almost as if they’re just making stuff up…
The Department of Homeland Security said the owner was a “criminal illegal alien” convicted of felony larceny. He was never convicted.
Immigration agents seized a Raleigh business owner. His wife is 8 months pregnant.
The Department of Homeland Security said the owner was a “criminal illegal alien” convicted of felony larceny. He was never convicted.
bit.ly
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It’s almost as if they’re just making stuff up…
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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“In appeals, 39 of the man’s co-workers testified that they had snacked in the same office and had not faced any penalties”
A South Korean man accused of stealing a Choco Pie and a mini custard cake from a company's office fridge was acquitted on Thursday after a prosecution that drew widespread criticism.
Worker Cleared of Stealing Snacks from Office Fridge After 2 Years in Court
A South Korean man accused of stealing a Choco Pie and a mini custard cake was acquitted after a prosecution that drew widespread criticism.
nyti.ms
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“In appeals, 39 of the man’s co-workers testified that they had snacked in the same office and had not faced any penalties”
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There’s an econ problem and a trust problem. When a president finally addresses affordability and insists “It's gone away, prices are falling” while your rent and groceries say otherwise, the message you hear is: you’re wrong, or invisible, or you're being ignored. That’s rocket fuel for anger.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
There’s an econ problem and a trust problem. When a president finally addresses affordability and insists “It's gone away, prices are falling” while your rent and groceries say otherwise, the message you hear is: you’re wrong, or invisible, or you're being ignored. That’s rocket fuel for anger.
They knew exactly what to steal from the plane. The snails were contained in a huge box marked with an S.
Thats right. The thieves stole the S cargo.
Thats right. The thieves stole the S cargo.
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
They knew exactly what to steal from the plane. The snails were contained in a huge box marked with an S.
Thats right. The thieves stole the S cargo.
Thats right. The thieves stole the S cargo.
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I remember, back in 1996, when @samesadecho.bsky.social and I were *the very first* people in the neighborhood to fry a turkey for Thankgiving and some dude wanted to know, “what kind of oil did you use?”
And we proudly told him, “5W-30.”
And we proudly told him, “5W-30.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I remember, back in 1996, when @samesadecho.bsky.social and I were *the very first* people in the neighborhood to fry a turkey for Thankgiving and some dude wanted to know, “what kind of oil did you use?”
And we proudly told him, “5W-30.”
And we proudly told him, “5W-30.”
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I used to share this every year over in The Bad Place, so I feel like it’s important to keep tradition and spread awareness over here too. I’m very proud of this photo because I took it at the EXACT moment when my daughter told her cousin “that’s its butthole”.
November 28, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I used to share this every year over in The Bad Place, so I feel like it’s important to keep tradition and spread awareness over here too. I’m very proud of this photo because I took it at the EXACT moment when my daughter told her cousin “that’s its butthole”.
playing NES Classic with my son and his friend.
They were getting crushed in Punch out.
I walk in and kick Bald Bulls ass on the first round.
There was literal cheering.
Hero shit.
They were getting crushed in Punch out.
I walk in and kick Bald Bulls ass on the first round.
There was literal cheering.
Hero shit.
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
playing NES Classic with my son and his friend.
They were getting crushed in Punch out.
I walk in and kick Bald Bulls ass on the first round.
There was literal cheering.
Hero shit.
They were getting crushed in Punch out.
I walk in and kick Bald Bulls ass on the first round.
There was literal cheering.
Hero shit.
my friends and I are doing an American Idol themed gift exchange this year around the holidays.
That's right, we're doing a Seacrest Santa.
That's right, we're doing a Seacrest Santa.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
my friends and I are doing an American Idol themed gift exchange this year around the holidays.
That's right, we're doing a Seacrest Santa.
That's right, we're doing a Seacrest Santa.