Luke
@poopfoot.bsky.social
Stay wistful and young.
The affected are banking on oblivion.
The affected are banking on oblivion.
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Chuck's got too many grievances tonight. I can't keep up. She must've been holding a few in, because they're all blowing up in my face rn.
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Chuck's got too many grievances tonight. I can't keep up. She must've been holding a few in, because they're all blowing up in my face rn.
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I find myself with a spare ticket to the Chiodos/Hawthorne Heights show next Monday night. If you would like to attend with me, please provide a five-page (double-spaced) essay with the theme "Why Luke Rules."
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I find myself with a spare ticket to the Chiodos/Hawthorne Heights show next Monday night. If you would like to attend with me, please provide a five-page (double-spaced) essay with the theme "Why Luke Rules."
Going to see Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair tomorrow night, and Quentin Tarantino picked a great week to be a bigger horse's ass than usual.
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Going to see Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair tomorrow night, and Quentin Tarantino picked a great week to be a bigger horse's ass than usual.
Oatmeal Cream Pie, you my only friend.
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oatmeal Cream Pie, you my only friend.
Tonight's Dinner: Seasoned Crispy Chicken Drumsticks
Tonight's Album: "Tenacious D" by Tenacious D
Tonight's Album: "Tenacious D" by Tenacious D
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Tonight's Dinner: Seasoned Crispy Chicken Drumsticks
Tonight's Album: "Tenacious D" by Tenacious D
Tonight's Album: "Tenacious D" by Tenacious D
Hey, did you know an ACL repair for a dog is like $5K? Time to start digging through the couch cushions and such.
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hey, did you know an ACL repair for a dog is like $5K? Time to start digging through the couch cushions and such.
Cold Moon tonight, @tarantical.bsky.social. Hope Mr. Jones is prepared.
www.earth.com/news/decembe...
www.earth.com/news/decembe...
December’s Cold Moon rises during a rare lunar alignment
The full moon on Thursday - known as the Cold Moon - will align almost perfectly with its closest approach to Earth.
www.earth.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Cold Moon tonight, @tarantical.bsky.social. Hope Mr. Jones is prepared.
www.earth.com/news/decembe...
www.earth.com/news/decembe...
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was putting my washer and dryer hookups in my garage, the closest part of my house.
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was putting my washer and dryer hookups in my garage, the closest part of my house.
The Wonder Years ticket has been acquired. Life is worth living (momentarily).
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Wonder Years ticket has been acquired. Life is worth living (momentarily).
I am proof that you actually can turn a hoe into a housewife (if your heart is pure).
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I am proof that you actually can turn a hoe into a housewife (if your heart is pure).
Somehow, between Saturday and Monday, a USPS package containing presents for Big Dub appears to have become lost between Olathe and Kansas City. These are dark times. Dark times, indeed.
(Also, it got delayed even before the snow.)
(Also, it got delayed even before the snow.)
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Somehow, between Saturday and Monday, a USPS package containing presents for Big Dub appears to have become lost between Olathe and Kansas City. These are dark times. Dark times, indeed.
(Also, it got delayed even before the snow.)
(Also, it got delayed even before the snow.)
I love you, strawberry Monster.
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I love you, strawberry Monster.
I just had a mosquito land on my thumb, and like, fuck you.
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I just had a mosquito land on my thumb, and like, fuck you.
I just had leftovers for dinner, but I got a new record in the mail today, so...
Tonight's Album: "Punk Goes Acoustic"
FUN FACT: I think this was the album we played during dinner at my first wedding. Romance.
Tonight's Album: "Punk Goes Acoustic"
FUN FACT: I think this was the album we played during dinner at my first wedding. Romance.
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I just had leftovers for dinner, but I got a new record in the mail today, so...
Tonight's Album: "Punk Goes Acoustic"
FUN FACT: I think this was the album we played during dinner at my first wedding. Romance.
Tonight's Album: "Punk Goes Acoustic"
FUN FACT: I think this was the album we played during dinner at my first wedding. Romance.
This world is too soft to handle my hottest takes.
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This world is too soft to handle my hottest takes.
Earth's moon is way overrated. There's lots of better moons in the solar system. We just like ours because it's conveniently located. Sad.
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Earth's moon is way overrated. There's lots of better moons in the solar system. We just like ours because it's conveniently located. Sad.
In addition to finding a new therapist, I think I also have to find a new primary care provider. that may be even worse. Despite playing the world's shittiest music in his waiting room and always being 30 minutes late, I really like my doctor and am mildly angry that I don't think he's in-network.
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
In addition to finding a new therapist, I think I also have to find a new primary care provider. that may be even worse. Despite playing the world's shittiest music in his waiting room and always being 30 minutes late, I really like my doctor and am mildly angry that I don't think he's in-network.
Big Dub is house- and pet-sitting for me next weekend, and to say that I'm anxious about giving him that amount of responsibility for ~48 hours would be an understatement.
He's 100% getting extremely detailed instructions on taking care of each of the animals over that period.
He's 100% getting extremely detailed instructions on taking care of each of the animals over that period.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Big Dub is house- and pet-sitting for me next weekend, and to say that I'm anxious about giving him that amount of responsibility for ~48 hours would be an understatement.
He's 100% getting extremely detailed instructions on taking care of each of the animals over that period.
He's 100% getting extremely detailed instructions on taking care of each of the animals over that period.
Rescheduled by lip repiercing for Tuesday. It's gonna be symmetrical this time. I can feel it in my bones. My lip bones, to be specific.
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Rescheduled by lip repiercing for Tuesday. It's gonna be symmetrical this time. I can feel it in my bones. My lip bones, to be specific.
Every day I don't come up with a grift to make me insanely wealthy is a day wasted.
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Every day I don't come up with a grift to make me insanely wealthy is a day wasted.
Welp, The Wonder Years will be here in March, so I guess I'll try and stay alive until then.
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Welp, The Wonder Years will be here in March, so I guess I'll try and stay alive until then.
I'm not as bioluminescent as I'd prefer.
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm not as bioluminescent as I'd prefer.
A three-day nap would fix me.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A three-day nap would fix me.
I miss the shitty chocolate advent calendars of my youth.
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I miss the shitty chocolate advent calendars of my youth.