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decontracte.bsky.social @decontracte.bsky.social · Nov 13
Alive and kicking.
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dumbbeezie.bsky.social
Authorities: Everyone stay inside until we understand the intent of these flying objects

Me:
Woman with a sign that says welcome
December 14, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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mahoukarp.com
friday the 13th 👻
#art #pokemon #pokefanart
Illustration of some ghost pokemon Featured are Mimikyu sitting on a tree trunk, Litwick, Drifloon, Duskull, Banette, Haunter, Pumpkaboo, and Gengar Colors used are yellow and shades of purple with a bluish gradient
December 13, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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lukelukeluke.bsky.social
Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
baptizing people into my church by throwing hot coffee on them
December 11, 2024 at 11:45 AM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
Flug balled up in the corner, clearly troubled as the light has left their eyes
December 12, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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turbojerry.bsky.social
new kink unlocked: having more money
December 2, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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keezyyoung.bsky.social
scared the crap out of me
a wooden reindeer in the corner of the sidewalk and somebody's entryway
December 3, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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westofcrazy.bsky.social
This is not my first rodeo, I have season tickets…
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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canadaslady.bsky.social
Tell him you would like to adjust his tree skirt. Dudes love it when you want to adjust their tree skirt.
December 2, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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snuffbait.bsky.social
bitches be like "bitches be like" when theyre the bitches that bitches be like
December 1, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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aikiwomannc.bsky.social
Clown zits are like regular zits except when you squeeze them, confetti and nightmares pop out.
May 2, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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mahoukarp.com
Just what I needed 🦈✨️
#art #sharks #comics #cats
Comic of two cats Text 1.) I heard you were big sad 2.) So I got you 3.) A box of sharks 4.) Second Cat: Omg...♡
November 29, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
Been mentally walking around in my bathrobe holding a drumstick for the past fortnight
November 28, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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spleenly.bsky.social
Decadence ain't what it used to be.
November 28, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
My mother was the Michelangelo of potato peeling
November 28, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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arcanenibbler.bsky.social
I missed my calling as a refrigerator magnet.
November 27, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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ehnvhee.bsky.social
This changes everything.
November 28, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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literarypearls.bsky.social
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."

Thomas Mann
November 28, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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whinemixer.bsky.social
The Woman in Black is a Christmas book (didn’t realize when I started it)

First chapter takes place at Christmas!
November 29, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
flug sitting on a big chair, they're holding a cup of tea and look pretty happy about it
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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antlervel.vet
Congratulations to all the old posters whose follower counts just went through second puberty
November 22, 2024 at 6:43 AM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM