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· Aug 13
My kid said last night ‘mummy I bet when people come over to our house they think we’re rich’ & I’m like oh yeah why’s that?
He says ‘because we have such a fancy air conditioner’
Nobody tell him actually rich people hide AC inside their walls. Statement piece air conditioners are where it’s at.
He says ‘because we have such a fancy air conditioner’
Nobody tell him actually rich people hide AC inside their walls. Statement piece air conditioners are where it’s at.
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Watching the video of a regular citizen stop a gunman while taking fire at Bondi Beach made me think of Uvalde, and the shame that should never go away.
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Watching the video of a regular citizen stop a gunman while taking fire at Bondi Beach made me think of Uvalde, and the shame that should never go away.
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A short piece on the tragedy at Brown University—and why we must refuse to accept mass school shootings as normal.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A short piece on the tragedy at Brown University—and why we must refuse to accept mass school shootings as normal.
matthewakraft.substack.com/p/the-insani...
matthewakraft.substack.com/p/the-insani...
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I have never seen this country more divided by hate.
It starts at the highest office in the country and trickles down like poison.
It starts at the highest office in the country and trickles down like poison.
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I have never seen this country more divided by hate.
It starts at the highest office in the country and trickles down like poison.
It starts at the highest office in the country and trickles down like poison.
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Kinda gotta hand it to MAGA. They aren't about to let statistics, real-world evidence, forensic evidence, eyewitness testimony, police reports, sworn affidavits, economic data, basic scientific laws, or reality get in the way of whatever ridiculous bullshit they want to believe.
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Kinda gotta hand it to MAGA. They aren't about to let statistics, real-world evidence, forensic evidence, eyewitness testimony, police reports, sworn affidavits, economic data, basic scientific laws, or reality get in the way of whatever ridiculous bullshit they want to believe.
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
With some people there is no burying the hatchet, it will always get dug back up.
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
With some people there is no burying the hatchet, it will always get dug back up.
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a lot of people don't know that the original harry potter manuscript was scrawled on the walls of a public bathroom while jkr hunched in the corner sniffing sharpies and screeching at everyone who entered to show her their labia
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a lot of people don't know that the original harry potter manuscript was scrawled on the walls of a public bathroom while jkr hunched in the corner sniffing sharpies and screeching at everyone who entered to show her their labia
I didn’t make you fall for me, I’m just completely loveable to everyone.
December 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I didn’t make you fall for me, I’m just completely loveable to everyone.
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Just in time for festivus
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Just in time for festivus
Opens email. Reads ‘no action is required on your part’. Deletes email.
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Opens email. Reads ‘no action is required on your part’. Deletes email.
Tell her she’s overreacting. That’ll fix things.
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Tell her she’s overreacting. That’ll fix things.
When you’re pretty sure their therapist they always bring up as th expert opinion is just chat gbt…
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When you’re pretty sure their therapist they always bring up as th expert opinion is just chat gbt…
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Some days the multivitamin just wants to go down sideways.
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Some days the multivitamin just wants to go down sideways.
Watching DARVO play out in real time when you now know what DARVO is, is kinda fun, you can predict what they’ll say next & get to be right 100% of the time.
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Watching DARVO play out in real time when you now know what DARVO is, is kinda fun, you can predict what they’ll say next & get to be right 100% of the time.
You’re trying to get me to see your point but all I see is how much you hate women.
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You’re trying to get me to see your point but all I see is how much you hate women.
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Proof that too many people are so uneducated on how basic services work. The us needs to really address the lack of factual information and knowledge of the world in which you live in. This is beyond shocking.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Proof that too many people are so uneducated on how basic services work. The us needs to really address the lack of factual information and knowledge of the world in which you live in. This is beyond shocking.
Don’t worry I haven’t quit.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Don’t worry I haven’t quit.
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the aztec empire didn't have a single cheesecake factory
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
the aztec empire didn't have a single cheesecake factory
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Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
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BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
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This afternoon, I informed the Prime Minister of my decision to resign as Minister of Canadian Identity and Culture, Minister responsible for Official Languages, Minister of Nature and Parks Canada, as well as his Lieutenant in Quebec.
You can find my full statement below.
You can find my full statement below.
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This afternoon, I informed the Prime Minister of my decision to resign as Minister of Canadian Identity and Culture, Minister responsible for Official Languages, Minister of Nature and Parks Canada, as well as his Lieutenant in Quebec.
You can find my full statement below.
You can find my full statement below.
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in every group therapy setting there is one patient secretly marked for death if the other patients can discover and kill them they will be mentally healed
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
in every group therapy setting there is one patient secretly marked for death if the other patients can discover and kill them they will be mentally healed
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paint me like one of the made up scenarios in your head
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
paint me like one of the made up scenarios in your head
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The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks
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This wedding could have been an email.
October 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This wedding could have been an email.