Old Man Uzi
@daviduzumeri.bsky.social
the living manifestation of destiny (he/him)
Discord: daviduzumeri
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Discord: daviduzumeri
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/uzumerid/
begging everyone to actually read the fucking article before sharing this. please
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
begging everyone to actually read the fucking article before sharing this. please
honestly: the james bond who died in no times to die isn't james bond. the real james bond is lying in a space cocoon at the bottom of Jamaica Bay.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
honestly: the james bond who died in no times to die isn't james bond. the real james bond is lying in a space cocoon at the bottom of Jamaica Bay.
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
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Vivi for Vendetta. Is this anything
ANNNNNNND he's banned. magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Vivi for Vendetta. Is this anything
The V for Vendetta TV show is a very funny concept if David Ellison buys WB and they try to do an "anti-woke" take
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The V for Vendetta TV show is a very funny concept if David Ellison buys WB and they try to do an "anti-woke" take
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low polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
low polyamory
can't wait to get my tickets to the
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
can't wait to get my tickets to the
congrats to damon lindelof
'V for Vendetta' TV series is in the works at HBO and DC
James Gunn will exec produce
(via Variety)
James Gunn will exec produce
(via Variety)
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
congrats to damon lindelof
every time i see a picture of john fetterman all i can think of is how the white hairs in his shitty little soulpatch thing make him look like ra's al ghul
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
every time i see a picture of john fetterman all i can think of is how the white hairs in his shitty little soulpatch thing make him look like ra's al ghul
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incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
Legitimately trying to imagine the Hamas boardroom meeting where they're like "what if we paid off Ms. Rachel for Littles"
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Legitimately trying to imagine the Hamas boardroom meeting where they're like "what if we paid off Ms. Rachel for Littles"
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recession indicator: Nintendo is actually allowing discounts on 7 year old Mario games
Nintendo Holiday Offers - Black Friday/Cyber Monday announced www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
-Select Switch titles at $39.99/$29.99
-$10 off select Switch 2 launch amiibo (Zelda/SF6)
-$20 off MSRP Samsung MicroSD Express Cards
-Select Switch titles at $39.99/$29.99
-$10 off select Switch 2 launch amiibo (Zelda/SF6)
-$20 off MSRP Samsung MicroSD Express Cards
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
recession indicator: Nintendo is actually allowing discounts on 7 year old Mario games
oh huh
#BREAKING: Over no public dissents, #SCOTUS denies Kim Davis's petition asking the justices to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges (which recognized federal constitutional protections for same-sex marriage):
www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
www.supremecourt.gov
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
oh huh
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
why is the number of shaders compiling different sometimes when i load up the same game?
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
why is the number of shaders compiling different sometimes when i load up the same game?
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
do you think whoever did the hd-2d model of Tantegel got paid three times or nah
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
do you think whoever did the hd-2d model of Tantegel got paid three times or nah
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
just finished ep 2. pluribus is incredible
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
just finished ep 2. pluribus is incredible
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire