Old Man Uzi
@daviduzumeri.bsky.social
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the living manifestation of destiny (he/him) Discord: daviduzumeri Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/uzumerid/
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daviduzumeri.bsky.social
It's angelO! what the fuck
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hthrflwrs.bsky.social
For the record, I am completely cool with any and all remakes/demakes/hacks of Unfair Flips, SO LONG AS:
* You are doing something interesting, funny, or weird
* You are not allowing people to gamble with/for real money
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
#3 after Drew Struzan and D'Angelo better be It Happens
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leyawn.bsky.social
mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
if I read a funnier sentence today, I will be shocked deadline.com/2025/10/alex...
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
this is the most divorced shit i'm gonna see today
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jamellebouie.net
we’ll see how his mayoral tenure shakes out but i am convinced that Mamdani has the juice. not just the charisma to win an election but the temperament to govern and the measured pragmatism of someone who genuinely believes what they’re saying and wants to accomplish real things.
Inside the Improbable, Audacious and (So Far) Unstoppable Rise of Zohran Mamdani
www.nytimes.com
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
Excited for Eddie Stone and Kim Cornell
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saltzman.bsky.social
Hey guys, as a reminder if you’re celebrating today the history of Christopher Columbus is very controversial and while there are many legitimate reasons to love and respect the man it’s important to consider the harm he’s done to various communities by making the movie Pixels (2015)
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mckay4senate.bsky.social
Klippenstein is the most annoying kind of journalist: the kind that mixes enough true new reporting with misleading clout farming that you can neither trust him nor dismiss him out of hand
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
But especially Falcom jdk
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
Listening to this for the first time and going “oh this is where literally all video game music comes from”
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
Bro I just looked this up and that’s MORENA BACCARIN???? What did they do to her in Photoshop??????
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jacoboller.bsky.social
woke up from a nap in a frenzy
a few good men but make it a few small beers
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
Is this about a country where everyone is a sheriff or a woman named Sheriff Country
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
Idk if it’s idiotic as much as incoherent. Maybe there’s just no difference between the two
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
I’m pretty sure I’ve cast Flare on this guy
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Laos. Just when you though this year was a bit quiet on the insanely huge, bedazzled, symbolic costumes along comes Mr Laos and blows everyone else out of the water. This is insane, but it's also *so* good.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025