Michael Meir Saltzman
@saltzman.bsky.social
Actor/Writer. Previously: Head writer / Fact Checker for Dropout’s Um, Actually… Jack Handey enthusiast. Yeah I was in that anti-Trump weirdo PSA.
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Oh hey, I have 2 spots up if you want a little fella
But what if i did animal adventurer sketch comms for Christmas 🤔
I always think it would be fun to do more animal characters for people but don’t know of the interest is there.
I always think it would be fun to do more animal characters for people but don’t know of the interest is there.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Oh hey, I have 2 spots up if you want a little fella
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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Hi, I live paycheck to paycheck & am the author of two published books. Don't pirate them. There are many ways to enjoy them free like by using your library. Revenue from them comes to me, a real person who needs them & committedly distributes mutual aid.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Hi, I live paycheck to paycheck & am the author of two published books. Don't pirate them. There are many ways to enjoy them free like by using your library. Revenue from them comes to me, a real person who needs them & committedly distributes mutual aid.
(My wife in terrible pain because something fell into her neck)
Her (grit teeth & grunts): Shit I’m wondering if my neck even works anymore
Me: oh no that’s really bad
Her (deep concern): wait why? Do you see something?
Me: No, it’s just that everything in this industry depends on neckworking
Her (grit teeth & grunts): Shit I’m wondering if my neck even works anymore
Me: oh no that’s really bad
Her (deep concern): wait why? Do you see something?
Me: No, it’s just that everything in this industry depends on neckworking
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
(My wife in terrible pain because something fell into her neck)
Her (grit teeth & grunts): Shit I’m wondering if my neck even works anymore
Me: oh no that’s really bad
Her (deep concern): wait why? Do you see something?
Me: No, it’s just that everything in this industry depends on neckworking
Her (grit teeth & grunts): Shit I’m wondering if my neck even works anymore
Me: oh no that’s really bad
Her (deep concern): wait why? Do you see something?
Me: No, it’s just that everything in this industry depends on neckworking
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guess who finally looked up her bluesky password on her laptop and can log in to the app again 😎
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
guess who finally looked up her bluesky password on her laptop and can log in to the app again 😎
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Harvard Law School’s Jack Goldsmith:
“In short, if the Post’s facts are correct, it appears that Special Operations Forces committed murder when the ‘two men were blown apart in the water, as the Post put it.’”
open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
“In short, if the Post’s facts are correct, it appears that Special Operations Forces committed murder when the ‘two men were blown apart in the water, as the Post put it.’”
open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Harvard Law School’s Jack Goldsmith:
“In short, if the Post’s facts are correct, it appears that Special Operations Forces committed murder when the ‘two men were blown apart in the water, as the Post put it.’”
open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
“In short, if the Post’s facts are correct, it appears that Special Operations Forces committed murder when the ‘two men were blown apart in the water, as the Post put it.’”
open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
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INFINITY TRAIN was an incredible kid's show and should be held in the same esteem as something like OVER THE GARDEN WALL or ADVENTURE TIME.
January 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
INFINITY TRAIN was an incredible kid's show and should be held in the same esteem as something like OVER THE GARDEN WALL or ADVENTURE TIME.
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I cannot recommend enough paying small businesses and independent artists instead of shopping big box stores this holiday! Every time I’ve commissioned a piece of art I’ve been delighted and being able to give something unique feels really special.
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I cannot recommend enough paying small businesses and independent artists instead of shopping big box stores this holiday! Every time I’ve commissioned a piece of art I’ve been delighted and being able to give something unique feels really special.
The children have discovered the show about if things are cake or not and will not stop watching it. However every time I try to play along and ask if they think it’s cake, the 7yo responds “I don’t want to guess it’s too stressful! I just want to watch and see.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The children have discovered the show about if things are cake or not and will not stop watching it. However every time I try to play along and ask if they think it’s cake, the 7yo responds “I don’t want to guess it’s too stressful! I just want to watch and see.”
Fine I’ll play
1. Zombie Nation
2. I Like Traffic Lights
3. Space Unicorn
4. Mary Had a Little Lamb
5. Chonkyfire
6. Money (That’s What I Want)
7. The Evangelion theme song
8. Banana Phone
9. Born in the USA but everyone makes up their own words except for the chorus
10. Canadian National Anthem
1. Zombie Nation
2. I Like Traffic Lights
3. Space Unicorn
4. Mary Had a Little Lamb
5. Chonkyfire
6. Money (That’s What I Want)
7. The Evangelion theme song
8. Banana Phone
9. Born in the USA but everyone makes up their own words except for the chorus
10. Canadian National Anthem
10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Fine I’ll play
1. Zombie Nation
2. I Like Traffic Lights
3. Space Unicorn
4. Mary Had a Little Lamb
5. Chonkyfire
6. Money (That’s What I Want)
7. The Evangelion theme song
8. Banana Phone
9. Born in the USA but everyone makes up their own words except for the chorus
10. Canadian National Anthem
1. Zombie Nation
2. I Like Traffic Lights
3. Space Unicorn
4. Mary Had a Little Lamb
5. Chonkyfire
6. Money (That’s What I Want)
7. The Evangelion theme song
8. Banana Phone
9. Born in the USA but everyone makes up their own words except for the chorus
10. Canadian National Anthem
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"We're just men, we're just innocent men"
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"We're just men, we're just innocent men"
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Look forward to Bari Weiss asking "has identity politics gone too far?" while studiously ignoring the most virulent identity politics driving American government
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Look forward to Bari Weiss asking "has identity politics gone too far?" while studiously ignoring the most virulent identity politics driving American government
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
It is, in fact, not particularly interesting to point out that Stephen Miller is Jewish (or Clarence Thomas is black or Marco Rubio is Cuban) & especially when done by ppl who don’t share their identify it can come off pretty badly
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It is, in fact, not particularly interesting to point out that Stephen Miller is Jewish (or Clarence Thomas is black or Marco Rubio is Cuban) & especially when done by ppl who don’t share their identify it can come off pretty badly
There is only one group of ppl in this country who could reasonably claim to not be descended from immigrants but what Miller & ilk really mean is that whichever ethnic group can exhibit the most total, organized violence on the others should be in charge
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There is only one group of ppl in this country who could reasonably claim to not be descended from immigrants but what Miller & ilk really mean is that whichever ethnic group can exhibit the most total, organized violence on the others should be in charge
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Hegseth - and the people carrying out his orders - need to be tried in The Hague for this
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hegseth - and the people carrying out his orders - need to be tried in The Hague for this
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The Trump DOJ played down the risk of deploying the National Guard to DC, despite warnings, and now one of them is dead. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Trump DOJ played down the risk of deploying the National Guard to DC, despite warnings, and now one of them is dead. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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it’s vitally important for the future of this country that this wildly unpopular administration is tied directly to its enablers in congress and the courts and used to discredit the entire conservative movement
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
it’s vitally important for the future of this country that this wildly unpopular administration is tied directly to its enablers in congress and the courts and used to discredit the entire conservative movement
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Hidden, a TikTok-like platform operated by sex workers, is launching as OnlyFans is implementing background checks for performers and expanding beyond adult content. www.wired.com/story/sex-wo...
Sex Workers Built an ‘Anti-OnlyFans’ to Take Control of Their Profits
Hidden, a TikTok-like platform operated by sex workers, is launching as OnlyFans is implementing background checks for performers and expanding beyond adult content.
www.wired.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Hidden, a TikTok-like platform operated by sex workers, is launching as OnlyFans is implementing background checks for performers and expanding beyond adult content. www.wired.com/story/sex-wo...
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Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
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This was labeled “Negro mis-rule” when people were arguing to end Reconstruction.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This was labeled “Negro mis-rule” when people were arguing to end Reconstruction.
Ok I’m only 1/3 in but I might love this book
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Ok I’m only 1/3 in but I might love this book
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Experts say it’s highly unusual for the White House to tell agents to give up custody of potential evidence in an investigation, as it did with the Tates.
“I’ve never heard of anything like that in my 30 years working,” an ex-DHS official said.
“I’ve never heard of anything like that in my 30 years working,” an ex-DHS official said.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Experts say it’s highly unusual for the White House to tell agents to give up custody of potential evidence in an investigation, as it did with the Tates.
“I’ve never heard of anything like that in my 30 years working,” an ex-DHS official said.
“I’ve never heard of anything like that in my 30 years working,” an ex-DHS official said.