Unexpected Dave
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FIFA stands for "Fuck-off Into the Fucking Abyss".
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
FIFA stands for "Fuck-off Into the Fucking Abyss".
Galactus' first name is "Jimmy".
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Galactus' first name is "Jimmy".
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This is what we fought for.
This is why we held the line.
This is why we held the line.
Related bizarre news I saw this morning.
In The Most Extraordinary Celebrity Interview I've Seen This Year, Underworld Star Kate Beckinsale Says Her Daughter's Boyfriend Has Laid Two Eggs - IGN
Kate Beckinsale has just turned in one of the most extraordinary chat show appearances in recent times, as she stunned host Jimmy Kimmel by stating that her daughter's boyfriend had recently laid two ...
www.ign.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This is what we fought for.
This is why we held the line.
This is why we held the line.
I'm pretty sure this comes under the umbrella of "fuck off estoppel".
OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm pretty sure this comes under the umbrella of "fuck off estoppel".
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
And yet they rejected my freelance pitch for "Trenchers are sure to be this year's hottest Black Friday trend."
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
And yet they rejected my freelance pitch for "Trenchers are sure to be this year's hottest Black Friday trend."
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Mary's Prayer
What 1987 song do you think will rechart (or chart for the first time, perhaps) thanks to Stranger Things 5?
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Mary's Prayer
It's easy to forget that the Definitely Living Legend Jason Exile is in fact being portrayed by a real human and not a very realistic doll. #MysteryWrestling20
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It's easy to forget that the Definitely Living Legend Jason Exile is in fact being portrayed by a real human and not a very realistic doll. #MysteryWrestling20
Another Sunday at the Aydelu for #MysteryWrestling20
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Another Sunday at the Aydelu for #MysteryWrestling20
When your dealer won't respond to your texts
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
When your dealer won't respond to your texts
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
Calling someone a Nazi because they were born in Germany could be construed as hate speech.
Calling someone a Nazi because they advocate for white supremacy and an end to the rule of law is just speech, simpliciter.
Calling someone a Nazi because they advocate for white supremacy and an end to the rule of law is just speech, simpliciter.
There was a caller who was like "I agree the swastika is hate speech and removing them as such is bad, but when Democrats call Republicans Nazis isn't that hatespeech too?" MY MAN THEY'RE LEGITIMIZING SWASTIKAS WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Calling someone a Nazi because they were born in Germany could be construed as hate speech.
Calling someone a Nazi because they advocate for white supremacy and an end to the rule of law is just speech, simpliciter.
Calling someone a Nazi because they advocate for white supremacy and an end to the rule of law is just speech, simpliciter.
Mother's Pizza Specialissimo (1988)
Further proof that Toronto is, and always has been, Canada's Chicago.
Further proof that Toronto is, and always has been, Canada's Chicago.
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Mother's Pizza Specialissimo (1988)
Further proof that Toronto is, and always has been, Canada's Chicago.
Further proof that Toronto is, and always has been, Canada's Chicago.
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I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
You can tell that PRETTY WOMAN is a 90s movie because the class divide is somehow less significant than the man's fear of commitment.
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You can tell that PRETTY WOMAN is a 90s movie because the class divide is somehow less significant than the man's fear of commitment.
"Navy Squeaky"
Sounds more like a TMNT character than a GI Joe character.
Sounds more like a TMNT character than a GI Joe character.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"Navy Squeaky"
Sounds more like a TMNT character than a GI Joe character.
Sounds more like a TMNT character than a GI Joe character.
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Petition to refer to AI artists as "scrapers". Like: "Oh, did you scrape this image together?"
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Petition to refer to AI artists as "scrapers". Like: "Oh, did you scrape this image together?"
These guys are eating up all the electrons.
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
These guys are eating up all the electrons.
Cowbell versus cowbell!
The Best Album of 1989 Round 5 Match #123
#2 Beastie Boys, PAUL'S BOUTIQUE
vs.
#10 The B-52's, COSMIC THING
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#2 Beastie Boys, PAUL'S BOUTIQUE
vs.
#10 The B-52's, COSMIC THING
forms.gle/LwPaV6YDgejU...
The Best Album of 1989 Round 5 Match #123: Beastie Boys vs. The B-52’s
This is the Best Album of 1989 match for Wednesday, November 19th, 9am CST. It will be open for 24 hours, and the winner will move onto Round 6 (Semifinals) of the bracket. If you haven’t heard either...
forms.gle
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Cowbell versus cowbell!
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A planet is about to be destroyed by the collapse of a binary star system in Slow Gods, Claire North’s first venture into classic science fiction. Read it! says Emily H. Wilson
Deep-space sci-fi novel is delightful, profound and not to be missed
A planet is about to be destroyed by the collapse of a binary star system in Slow Gods, Claire North’s first venture into classic science fiction. Read it! says Emily H. Wilson
www.newscientist.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A planet is about to be destroyed by the collapse of a binary star system in Slow Gods, Claire North’s first venture into classic science fiction. Read it! says Emily H. Wilson
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Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out