Unexpected Dave
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Unexpected Dave
@davethetentakil.bsky.social
Your parasocial guy crashing on the couch
Ah, those optimistic days of early Bleach. I honestly and naively believed that they would follow through on their queerbaiting ship-teases.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Alita?
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Even assuming "they could never move"...

I assume that the UK does still have a banking system? Lots of people have to put up their homes as collateral for loans to pay their property taxes and other expenses. Yer ma ain't special.
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
So many 90s TV shows and movies tried to copy Jurassic Park's lighting, and just ended up being dark and incomprehensible messes.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
So long as they don't aim at children in a patronizing or insincere way.

That's what went wrong with a lot of the attempted revivals of kid-focused superhero comics in the past 30 years.
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Where some games go wrong is in constantly providing positive affirmation of a player's decisions for 100 hours, only to surprise them with a no-win climax.

That's no good.

You have to instill in them a sense of futility from the get-go.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
And seeding the build-up so players feel like they EARNED their miserable ending.
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"GI Joe Extreme" is defintely not a "Ren and Stimpy", so it must be a "Doug".
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Same. I think that whether you call him "the SlapChop guy" or "the ShamWow guy" or "Vince" is a regional thing, like "soda" versus "pop".
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Let me know if they have any out-of-print Marvel Omnibus volumes at a decent price.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Your comment on a parent's desperation for family-friendly content helps explain why so many kids of my generation (gen X/Y) watched "inappropriate" movies growing up.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Love to run out of spell components against a boss who only takes 1-2 damage from physical attacks.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ChatGPT would instruct them to put their own head in the oven for 6 hours at 375 degrees.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I vaguely recall from my mass-attending days that the gospel says that anyone who divorces one wife and marries another has committed adultery in the eyes of the lord (after a lawyer asks Jesus what he thinks of divorce).

But if you never divorce the first wife... You've got your loophole.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
But isn't Superman the "The Man of Tomorrow" ?
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Not to mention the way climate change is forcing the seals to migrate ever-northwards, into waters which are violently contested between Finland and Santa Claus.
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
And back in her 80s heyday, pervert readers tended to dismiss abuse survivors as "damaged goods".
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
No. She remained a super-obscure character for decades. Fortunately, she was written off the team before Rob Liefeld or Jim Lee could hyper-sexualize her.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM