Unexpected Dave
@davethetentakil.bsky.social
Your parasocial guy crashing on the couch
When your dealer won't respond to your texts
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
When your dealer won't respond to your texts
Mother's Pizza Specialissimo (1988)
Further proof that Toronto is, and always has been, Canada's Chicago.
Further proof that Toronto is, and always has been, Canada's Chicago.
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Mother's Pizza Specialissimo (1988)
Further proof that Toronto is, and always has been, Canada's Chicago.
Further proof that Toronto is, and always has been, Canada's Chicago.
These guys are eating up all the electrons.
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
These guys are eating up all the electrons.
Gen Alpha are really going to roast us when they discover "Wilfred", aren't they?
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Gen Alpha are really going to roast us when they discover "Wilfred", aren't they?
If McDonald's added some Szechuan sauce to this thing, they could call it the "Pickle Rick"
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If McDonald's added some Szechuan sauce to this thing, they could call it the "Pickle Rick"
"They say smoking kills. Maybe they're right."
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"They say smoking kills. Maybe they're right."
Exactly. Though sometimes he needs a little push...
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Exactly. Though sometimes he needs a little push...
Guess who Tricky is talking about in this quote (answer in alt text):
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Guess who Tricky is talking about in this quote (answer in alt text):
I am so disappointed that Rockstar North has betrayed the syndicalist ideals that Tommy Vercetti fought and died for.
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I am so disappointed that Rockstar North has betrayed the syndicalist ideals that Tommy Vercetti fought and died for.
This looks like a shot of Blurry Bigfoot after he took off his headpiece.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This looks like a shot of Blurry Bigfoot after he took off his headpiece.
Midge waiting for the polls to close
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Midge waiting for the polls to close
I can't believe that this guy's granddaughter killed Teen Vogue's political coverage.
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can't believe that this guy's granddaughter killed Teen Vogue's political coverage.
When Midge starts to let Morrie use her as a pillow, then it is officially Late Autumn.
November 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
When Midge starts to let Morrie use her as a pillow, then it is officially Late Autumn.
What if I told you there were 25 hours in a day?
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
What if I told you there were 25 hours in a day?
These guys are rooting for extra innings.
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
These guys are rooting for extra innings.
Post a perfect album that didn't make it into @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Post a perfect album that didn't make it into @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social
Breaking up the banks won't end your goddamn systemic racism.
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Breaking up the banks won't end your goddamn systemic racism.
I still think that "Reverend" Isopod is the most terrifying character that Boris Karloff ever played.
October 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I still think that "Reverend" Isopod is the most terrifying character that Boris Karloff ever played.
Thanks to the recent toyline based on 1960s Batman, I have an Otto Preminger action figure.
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Thanks to the recent toyline based on 1960s Batman, I have an Otto Preminger action figure.
New Sheamus Coleman action figure just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
New Sheamus Coleman action figure just dropped