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DarthYoshiBoy
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(He/Him) Player of video games, lover of books, Dungeons and Dragons nerd, Techy guy, father, and husband. Also: https://mastodon.social/@DarthYoshiBoy
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Someone stop him.
January 19, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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I knew I’d find a place for this today!
Feel free to repost with impunity!
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Hey @nathangrayson.bsky.social. Back in 2013 you wrote about Andrew Bado's Legend of Iya for RPS and while it seems he doesn't like to talk about his baby much, I'm still obsessed with the concept of this game and I'm curious if an aftermath follow up might be possible?
January 19, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Neat
January 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Genuinely no because in my job when you research something, it's important to get the correct answer
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
As I already said earlier today, Canada is lovely.
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I, for a year or two, visited Canada to get insulin because it was literally cheaper to:

1) fly to Canada
2) stay overnight in a hotel
3) buy 3 months worth of insulin
4) fly back

Than it was to get a single month of insulin here in the states.
Oz: People often say does health care stink in America? Would you leave America to get health care elsewhere? Nobody leaves.
January 16, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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What if he invades Minnesota
January 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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Members of Congress should be openly stating right now that military action against Greenland will result in impeachment and removal of the President and the Vice President.
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Here's an idea, constrain the executive *before* they do something crazy. Congress was Article I for a reason
Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC), to Bloomberg TV:

“If there is military action against #Greenland, I will be one of the first people to file and co-sponsor a War Powers Resolution. It will pass.”
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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PS even if you don’t have any $ to donate right now, sharing this list far and wide would help greatly! ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
docs.google.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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Good job everybody! Let’s keep fighting with each other. Eventually that’ll do it 🥰
January 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
"Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with low SAT scores. The only differences among us is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot."

-Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle

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January 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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imagine having infinite money and influence and choosing to suck the dick of fascism. such loser shit.

so crazy how money makes you pathetic.
Trump’s former Deputy National Security Advisor has just been named the new President of META
January 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Art by Daniel Warren Johnson. From his Insta.
January 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
This right here is exactly why you'll have my patronage forever. You were already the best ISP going for myriad reasons, but this is the correct move and every business should be doing likewise.

Y'all, if you have the chance to have @xmission.com for your ISP, take that option, you won't be sorry.
As of February 1, 2026, XMission will no longer post updates to X. We will continue posting all status and social updates on Bluesky (xmission or @status.xmission.com), Threads (@xmissionstatus or @xmission), or at status.xmission.com We appreciate your continued support.
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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I am the exact kind of pedantic nerd that would make this kind of argument if it were true, but I am also old enough to have used these. And yes, we just called them floppies. Almost nobody actually said diskette.
there is a woman on TikTok who has been arguing for months now with randos that keep insisting that nobody called 3.5" disks "floppy disks" or "floppies" at the time. it's weird. no matter what kind of proof she provides or how many agree with her, people are coming out of the woodwork to disagree
January 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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like I said, the MAGA fascists always and inevitably grossly underestimate the resolve of women
Two different "wine moms" I work with have dropped their emergency contact info to the company slack in the last couple days because, to quote one of them, "I'm going to the protest tonight and if i get shot, I want you to know why I missed work."
January 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
January 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM