Tim Shrimpton
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Tim Shrimpton
@daroga.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, and Lutheran Pastor, all with a dash of technology interest, (mostly old) video games, and Cleveland sports. NorCal transplant from Ohio.

Formerly: Twitter (@ daroga28 / @ timshrimp)
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A 2025 media thread! For me mostly, but you're welcome to come along!
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glad i bought new ram before the shortage
January 19, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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happy speedrun to all who celebrate

#agdq2026
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Let's start a campaign to add the tag "Arcade Puzzle" to games like Tetris, Lumines, Puyo Puyo, Petal Crash, etc on Steam. These games get lumped in with great but completely different genres of puzzle games like Portal and sadly sidelined. Steam users have the power to carve out this niche!
January 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I’ll take it!
January 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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daily routine
December 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Instead of vacuuming or sweeping, I wrap myself in tape with the sticky side out & roll on the ground.
December 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Is it even Christmas if you’re not reading Dickens, eating cup noodles, and drinking Mountain Dew Zero?
December 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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In these dark times we must take joy wherever we find it, and I delight in every picture of how hideous Trump has made his White House look. No part of the decoration has been made to fit with any other. It’s a parody of elitism: witless, crude, clumsy, jarring, cheap, ugly, pathetic. It’s so him
Just a little more gold and it will be perfect
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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The President of Argentina is doing the Trump dance at Mar-a-Lago after getting a 40 billion dollar bailout but MAGA is mad at a single mom using SNAP to buy cupcakes for her kids.
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Someone at work today literally said we can't ignore ai tech and that all employers say they are using it and that we need to be able to have that skillset.

How does this line up? I feel insane. It's bad at and for everything. How is it so "crucial"?
ICYMI: Microsoft’s charge “implies a more than $12 billion quarterly loss at OpenAI, said Firoz Valliji, an analyst at Bernstein.”

That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”

@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Nobody wins an 18-inning game of baseball. An 18-inning game of baseball is only ended
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Now, I have work I need to go do, but my coffee buddy isn’t really having that… #catsofbluesky
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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The AI bubble will burst. The techbros will hire people to write think pieces about why thats bad ( because it costs too much to run their stupid ai)

but you. You'll still be an artist :)
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Can’t wait to totally mess up my sleep for no reason this Sunday at 2am.
October 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Something I love about archival films is that when someone had a couple feet of film left on a roll they'd often use it to film their cat. So many films finish with a few seconds of cats

So, here's some cats from the 1950s and 60s. They were loved

Scanned from 8mm films

#Film #History #Cats
October 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The staff and customers at this Starbucks joining in singing with "Ghostbusters" playing on the coffee shop background music is lifting me up today. :)
October 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM