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Wil Rockall
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Just a normal functioning member of the human race, and there’s no way anyone can prove otherwise.
Should have stuck to making music really.
Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Airplane (1980)
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"
November 27, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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According to a new study from a respected US think tank, the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER), Britain’s decision to leave the EU has meant that its GDP is between 6 per cent and 8 per cent smaller than it would have been.
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Randall’s made me laugh a lot but that’s the first time he’s made me cry.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The live action Bevis and Butthead sequel looks pretty disappointing.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me as your Bsky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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THE FITBA!
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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This document is the product of a broken administration, motivated by cynicism, immune to human decency, with a weak-to-non-existent understanding of the policy area they wish to legislate in.
And that's it. Overall impressions are
- there's still a surprising lack of detail
- lots of new work for officials but unlikely to lead to much change on the ground
- refugees will still live here rest of their lives but will struggle even more than before to integrate
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There are some half decent ideas in here but my goodness the rhetoric is grim. The level of compassion is astoundingly low and the tip towards punishment for seeking asylum is really quite shocking.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Me logging on, seeing Bill Clinton trending, and doing a quick search to find out why…
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
This
One of the major snack brands must hold or have access to the Brannigans name and recipes. Why aren't they reviving it and giving us the roast beef and mustard flavour we so desperately want to throw our money at?
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.

And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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If your checking account goes underwater by $400 you get hit with fees that make your life harder, but if you lose $12 billion in 3 months you are a Visionary Genius
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I mean, you’ve got to laugh.
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Kemi Badenoch is absolutely right about this.

At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM