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Hip Priest
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Eeeeeeeee what a palaver!

Northern TWAT, Consumer of Tea, Daft Exiled Yorkshireman, Ornithologist/Ecologist, Camera enjoyer, Golden Hour enthusiast, Bruce ForSYTH stan account

🍩 ¡No Pasarán! 🍩

#hcafc #hullkr #ally
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Despite the wonky horizon, this is the best photo I've ever taken. I love the vanishing point into the mist as the sun was burning through.

It's the underside of the Humber Bridge in Hull and is a common pic that has been taken many times by locals but the weather that day was perfect for my pic.
Brew Count: 7 (Scrolling Edition)
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
December on Monday is it?
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Brew Count: 4
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Brew Count: 1 (I know, I've been driving OK)
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Remember kids, don't forget to agitate your teabags #Brew
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ever lasting appeal akin to that fucking ticket I got from TFL for allegedly not paying (I did and have proof) the Silvertown Tunnel crossing charge which I tried to overturn.

ie, CUNTY, BOTHERSOME and TEDIOUS
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Reposting my already reposted regurgitated tweets from Twitter counts as partying
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"
November 27, 2024 at 8:51 PM
"When you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhoeaaaa-huuuh"
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Can't seem to 'long press' save images on Google anymore.

PB variety is going to SUFFER.

*Screenshots and crops everything*
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The firmament, is both my enemy and my friend, One other, thing's for sure, division, in my soul

#FallFriday
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Old me
November 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Brew Count: 6 (Decaf Edition)
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Working in Grimsby next week if anyone fancies a slap across the fizzog with a cod?*

*Other fish likely to be available
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Brew count: 4
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
No offence but now then
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Brew Count: 5
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Nope.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
He's been messing again
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Q:
Why did Rachel Reeves take laxatives?

A:
Cos she couldn't budge it.
(Budget)
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Remember when Greggs brought out their vegan sausage rolls and loads of people on Twitter were proper up in arms about it.

Imagine getting rattled by something that a) you don't even have to buy and b) gives some other people more options.

Peak cunt behaviour.

(I tried one and they were nice).
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Right, need to crack on, these fields won't walk around themselves...
a man in a white shirt is standing in a room with a sign that says trump
Alt: Confused man meme
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Cold one tonight
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Gouda: the thinking mans edam
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM