Simon Johnson🇺🇦
@simonrjohnson.bsky.social
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Risk manager, quant, physicist, Bayesian. I must study politics and war, that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.
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simonrjohnson.bsky.social
One of my all time favourite museums
jowolff.bsky.social
In the superb Handel/Hendrix house in Mayfair. They let me dress up as both at once. As they point out, they are celebrating two immigrants to London
Me sitting wearing a blue frock coat with gold decorations.
simonrjohnson.bsky.social
Nick Clegg, for all his faults, hit the nail on the head when he said: these people have groupthink because they all pretend to read the same books
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rkemb.bsky.social
Suspicious thing to feel you have to put on your website.
Wir sind
Eine ganz normale Bayerische Gaststätte
"We are a totally normal Bavarian inn"
simonrjohnson.bsky.social
Quite. Getting a promoted tweet from a neo-Nazi group on Holocaust memorial day was enough for me.
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fohf.bsky.social
Double pledged invoice factoring.
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
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conorsen.bsky.social
EURCHF is blowing out.
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
simonrjohnson.bsky.social
We used to play the game of: you are a gentleman art thief, which 3 paintings are you stealing?
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showerabsolute.bsky.social
The main thing I've learned from this is that Katy Perry has a remarkably tasteful yacht: a 1960s Feadship designed by Carlo Riva. Restored by Feadship themselves very elegantly about a decade ago with the addition of a fold down bathing platform and a smart if slightly bland interior.
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jamesomalley.co.uk
It's almost exactly four years since Tim Shipman's notorious "Boris Johnson squats like a giant toad" tweet.

Seems like important context given how we often talk as though the next election – four years away – is a done deal.
simonrjohnson.bsky.social
It's racist AND boring, they can't even be racist in an original way
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rahaeli.bsky.social
But in case you missed it, Fr Dowling's statement takes the time to make it explicit: "Father, forgive the ones who do not know what they are doing. Have mercy on the souls of those who know exactly what they're doing."
simonrjohnson.bsky.social
Yeah they want the pre Charles I setup
simonrjohnson.bsky.social
The entire reply should be: LOL, Tulsi Gabbard
simonrjohnson.bsky.social
Villa winning the European Cup
Botham's Ashes
The Challenger disaster
The Tiananmen Square massacre
Fall of the Berlin Wall
domw.bsky.social
What five events defined your childhood?

Fall of the Berlin Wall
Italia 90 (marginally, over Mexico 86 and Euro 96)
Election of New Labour
1st Gulf War
Chernobyl
paulbernal.bsky.social
What five events defined your childhood?

The first moon landing
Thatcher stealing my milk
Vietnam war
Star Wars
The Clash
simonrjohnson.bsky.social
Do you think the rule of law has any influence on equity market valuation ?
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newqueuelure.bsky.social
i have met the paperclip maximizer and he is us
dinfontay.com
“I’ve spoken with over two-dozen rather senior people in the datacenter universe, and there was an interesting and overriding theme to our conversations; no one understands how the financial math is supposed to work. They are as baffled as I am, and they do this for a living.”
AI Data Centers Are an Even Bigger Disaster Than Previously Thought
An investment manager realized he made a crucial mistake — and that his grim prediction about AI investments may not have been cynical enough.
futurism.com
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sconradi.bsky.social
"I used to feel guilty in Cambridge that I spent all day playing games, while I was supposed to be doing mathematics. Then I realized that playing games is math."
John H. Conway
Made with #python #numpy #matplotlib