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Shadow Hedgie 🌻
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shadow hedgie, your favourite reply guy's favourite reply guy

Migrant in London, citizen of nowhere, marked safe from the transphobe mind virus

geriatric millennial, like everyone else here

still looking for the Édouard Drumont of the left
Pinned
Isn't that a crime?
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This does actually change the entire story. Assuming it's correct, it was an entirely lawful seizure.
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A painful reminder that the US was the only country whose prosecutors went after FIFA corruption
Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
U.S. Moves to Drop Charges in International Soccer Corruption Case
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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(Her being right wing doesn’t give you a free pass on being misogynistic, men)
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
yea that tracks
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Have you cancelled your Times subscription yet?
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.

archive.ph/Tmthz
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The GDR anxiety around supply shortages is a big reason Vietnam became a major coffee producer (a long-term project kicked off during the 1977 coffee shortage which came to fruition around 1990, ironically)
Reminded that the East German government was legit terrified that coffee shortages would lead to a revolution.

They weren’t good people but they weren’t total idiots…
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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real or nominal?
Trump says he doesn't know why America can't achieve 25 percent annual economic growth
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I think “speak to your fake dead relative” might be the most evil application of “AI” i’ve seen so far
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Filthy, dirty, disgusting, ridden with crime. The only thing they're good at is going after ships
*US SEIZES OIL TANKER OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm beginning to understand why my ancestors had such strong feelings about necromancy
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: HOW DID YOU BECOME A CHAUFFEUR, ANYWAY
PRIEST: I'm not a a chauffeur, this is *supposed* to be a big honor.
SKULL: DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY TO ME
PRIEST: Putting up with you is the hardest thing I have ever done.
SKULL: NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS MORE DIFFICULT IS MORE MERITORIOUS
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Absolutely incredible scenes in the Bloomberg Intelligence Rates & FX chat at this hour. Every social platform every invented has this common problem lmao.
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Well that didn’t answer the headline question in any way
How Epstein’s Wall Street Contacts Helped Him Build Wealth and Power
The disgraced financier maintained an abundance of access across the finance industry and was willing to play hardball to secure wealth and influence.
www.bloomberg.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Makes me feel real good that the Labour Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Migration and Citizenship went on GBNews to state that we must address any links between ethnicity, religion and culture - and child rape.
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
we should never have killed that gorilla
i simply cannot exist in this timeline any further
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Also, bluntly, this country tore itself apart during withdrawal negotiations, do you really think re-entry negotiations are going to be any better?
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
FIFA ethics committee
December 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Mr President, I'm just a simple country journalist, would you mind explaining the difference between a trade deficit and a budget deficit for me?"
The way Trump talks about the problems he caused by unilaterally imposing tariffs is fairly insane, even by his standards.

www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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If you're sharing, without context, a video of someone doing something shitty for clicks—that's kind of doing their work for them, I think?

This is in reference to the influencer surprise trip to Auschwitz used as clickbait.

That sure was a sentence I just wrote.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Fuck this shit.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
sama would it kill you to not give ammunition to homophobes
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM