Gerard
@groverxv.bsky.social
I come from a land next to a land down under …
Zestful user of profanity.
Interests - rugby, rugby, cricket, cricket, beer, wine, SNARK. Unalloyed support for all things Kiwi.
https://bsky.app/profile/groverxv.bsky.social/post/3kzlszkke7m2v
Zestful user of profanity.
Interests - rugby, rugby, cricket, cricket, beer, wine, SNARK. Unalloyed support for all things Kiwi.
https://bsky.app/profile/groverxv.bsky.social/post/3kzlszkke7m2v
After Esther McVey yesterday, this absolute clown putting in a huge bid for UK’s Most Mental AND Nonentity No-One Should Heed Of The Year awards.
Published in UK Shiterag of the Century, the Telegraph.
Published in UK Shiterag of the Century, the Telegraph.
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
After Esther McVey yesterday, this absolute clown putting in a huge bid for UK’s Most Mental AND Nonentity No-One Should Heed Of The Year awards.
Published in UK Shiterag of the Century, the Telegraph.
Published in UK Shiterag of the Century, the Telegraph.
Donnie Snarko calling out Tim Stanley’s complete bullshit several years back
December 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Donnie Snarko calling out Tim Stanley’s complete bullshit several years back
I know Britain’s Most Mental Public figure is an extremely hot contest but this is a huge bid for the gold from a person who would enter a Battle of Wits totally unarmed.
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I know Britain’s Most Mental Public figure is an extremely hot contest but this is a huge bid for the gold from a person who would enter a Battle of Wits totally unarmed.
WAFR indeed. The best version of Caterwaul by some distance …
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
WAFR indeed. The best version of Caterwaul by some distance …
The UK's upper class poster child for failing upwards just got himself a new job.
(And yes, I know Boris Johnson exists)
(And yes, I know Boris Johnson exists)
December 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The UK's upper class poster child for failing upwards just got himself a new job.
(And yes, I know Boris Johnson exists)
(And yes, I know Boris Johnson exists)
This is the kinghit of unfortunate phrasing ...
Australia milking Jacks, just as we knew they would. Not his fault, of course #ASHES
December 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This is the kinghit of unfortunate phrasing ...
Surely it’s a ‘when’ not an ‘if’ …
If the Daily Mail backs Reform UK at the next election, it will be the first time it hasn't supported the Conservative Party since it came out in favour of the British Union of Fascists
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Surely it’s a ‘when’ not an ‘if’ …
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
We should change the maps
When I moved to South London from Asia, I thought Stockwell was pronounced St Ockwell and celebrated a local saint from the European middle ages. I believed this for almost eight years.
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
We should change the maps
I think the headline you’re looking for is “US Supreme Court fails to do its fucking job again”
The Supreme Court came to the rescue of Texas Republicans, allowing next year’s elections to be held under the state’s congressional redistricting plan favorable to the GOP despite a lower-court ruling that the map likely discriminates on the basis of race. https://to.pbs.org/4iDNYtd
Supreme Court allows Texas to use redrawn congressional map favorable to GOP in 2026
The Supreme Court on Thursday came to the rescue of Texas Republicans, allowing next year’s elections to be held under the state’s congressional redistricting plan favorable to the GOP and pushed by P...
www.pbs.org
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I think the headline you’re looking for is “US Supreme Court fails to do its fucking job again”
Imagine the FURORE if Biden had done this?
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Imagine the FURORE if Biden had done this?
ZINGER ↓
A memoir at 32 is just egregious… you ain’t did nothing but sleep with old men
Olivia . . . you didn't have to put this anecdote in your memoir. You could have just taken that L and kept it moving. You already have more than enough Ls to fill up one volume.
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
ZINGER ↓
Reposted by Gerard
A memoir at 32 is just egregious… you ain’t did nothing but sleep with old men
Olivia . . . you didn't have to put this anecdote in your memoir. You could have just taken that L and kept it moving. You already have more than enough Ls to fill up one volume.
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A memoir at 32 is just egregious… you ain’t did nothing but sleep with old men
This ↓ to infinity ... if not even further than that
I doubt it will happen, but maybe the UK media should learn that you don't have to breathlessly publish EVERYTHING told to you by some 'treasury official' or 'MP' who insists on remaining anonymous. If it's not officially announced by a minister, it's just gossip, whether made up or not.
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This ↓ to infinity ... if not even further than that
I feel seen by the algorithm and the AI word cloud crawlers
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I feel seen by the algorithm and the AI word cloud crawlers
We may as well have it in all its glory ...
Between 1987 Belinda and 1987 Susannah Hofs, we were truly spoilt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2F4...
Between 1987 Belinda and 1987 Susannah Hofs, we were truly spoilt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2F4...
Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by Belinda Carlisle
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
We may as well have it in all its glory ...
Between 1987 Belinda and 1987 Susannah Hofs, we were truly spoilt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2F4...
Between 1987 Belinda and 1987 Susannah Hofs, we were truly spoilt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2F4...
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“AI is MS Clippy on speed, crack and an eight ball. Discuss”
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
“AI is MS Clippy on speed, crack and an eight ball. Discuss”
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
How can your report this absolutely insane bullshit so credulously?
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
Trump says he may cut income tax 'completely' because of tariff income reut.rs/4p65j0l
Trump says he may cut income tax 'completely' because of tariff income
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Thursday his administration may slash income tax completely over the next couple of years because of government revenue generated from tariffs.
reut.rs
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
How can your report this absolutely insane bullshit so credulously?
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
Having a Cigarettes After Sex* moment … again
(*The band. Not the aerobic activity)
(*The band. Not the aerobic activity)
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Having a Cigarettes After Sex* moment … again
(*The band. Not the aerobic activity)
(*The band. Not the aerobic activity)