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Gerard
@groverxv.bsky.social
I come from a land next to a land down under …

Zestful user of profanity.

Interests - rugby, rugby, cricket, cricket, beer, wine, SNARK. Unalloyed support for all things Kiwi.

https://bsky.app/profile/groverxv.bsky.social/post/3kzlszkke7m2v
After Esther McVey yesterday, this absolute clown putting in a huge bid for UK’s Most Mental AND Nonentity No-One Should Heed Of The Year awards.

Published in UK Shiterag of the Century, the Telegraph.
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Donnie Snarko calling out Tim Stanley’s complete bullshit several years back
December 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I know Britain’s Most Mental Public figure is an extremely hot contest but this is a huge bid for the gold from a person who would enter a Battle of Wits totally unarmed.
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Believe.
December 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Exactly this ⬇️
December 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The UK's upper class poster child for failing upwards just got himself a new job.

(And yes, I know Boris Johnson exists)
December 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I feel seen by the algorithm and the AI word cloud crawlers
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Fluked it
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I guess you could buy fewer £500+ Helly Hansen ski jackets Nick?
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
On the other hand ~93% of sales weren't ... so I guess there's that
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Lovely wee touch that this clown's £2M house is in fact on the market ...
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I’ve seen some utter shite on social media since 2007 but this is the cherry on top of the whole shitshow ⬇️
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
See also ... this guy ↓
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
No 2 - gimme a fucking break here
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love ...
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The Telegraph having an absolutely normal one
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Why the FUCK would the London Police refuse to do this?
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Imma fire this @mollymckew.bsky.social goodness into the discourse ... ↓
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
#Cricket PSA

Geoffrey Boycott is a ridiculous whinging old boomer whose opinions on modern cricket are about as relevant as the Wright Bros opinions on the fucking space shuttle.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
🎶 I wanna know what love is ..
I want you to show me 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
In a really competitive race, this guy is the weirdest human to ever walk the earth, Bar none.
October 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
<Dude from country infamous for its hideous fucking caste system claims not to have encountered racism dot gif>
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM