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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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I’m finally understanding why Kamala picked him, clearly he doesn’t know how to stand up to a president
January 15, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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Your people are not escalating anything.

A man trying to take his children to safety was attacked by ICE in his car with a chemical weapon.

A disabled woman trying to get to a dr appointment was dragged out of her car.

Your citizens are being gassed, shot at, and abused. You need to protect them.
January 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Fox 9 just reporting there was a dad not involved in anything trying to get his 6 kids out of the neighborhood and ICE threw a flashback at his car and they were taken to the hospital? Did I get that right?
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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When the world goes to shit, people do step up. When that happens and you've been busting your ass for years you can either be mad they didn't do it earlier, or you can be proud that you helped lay out a path and recognize that your role is to guide a new leader into their role.
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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"A chronic, devastating cancer in American society is prominent Democrats outright refusing to share their constituents' urgency and horror in the face of what is being done to society by Republicans..."
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Ross' behavior was beyond unprofessional. He got riled up by a bystander and rushed back to confront her, either didn't notice the car was moving or didn't care, looked straight at the driver, raised his gun WHILE STILL FILMING and shot her, then as the dying woman crashed, said: "fucking bitch". 8/
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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COLLINS: People are saying you posted the jobs data early when you're not supposed to share it until the next morning

TRUMP: I said post them whenever you get a chance. I don't know. They gave me some numbers. When people give me things, I post them.
January 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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These people are not the other side of the aisle. They are not the counterpoint in the debate. They are fringe extremists, loveless losers, fattened hogs, incurious slobs and slaves to bloodlust, and your leaders who accommodate them are selling you down the river for a cheap, AI-generated song.
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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Vigil/press conference featuring six city councilors ends with an “abolish ICE” chant and the Portland crows circling overhead.
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Kohlberg’s model of morality is a well‑known theory of moral development that describes how people’s reasoning about right and wrong evolves over time. It was formulated by Lawrence Kohlberg in the late 1950s and early 1960s, building on earlier work by Jean Piaget. 🧵
December 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I've seen lots of acceleration due to the use of AI: acceleration of inequality, acceleration of climate catastrophe, acceleration of slop, acceleration of trust collapse, acceleration of scams, acceleration of model collapsed acceleration of misinformation, acceleration of drought
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I just can't fucking get over this.

I started an entire goddamn company because it's so impossible to find good references of clothing these days, and meanwhile people who have no idea what they're talking about are telling skilled craftspeople to do their job with slop.

FUCK.
If you need really high quality reference material of clothing from any historical era and you want to make sure the data is captured by human people who want to use it ethically, @render-ready.com is literally right here

This is a bad excuse for lazy craftsmanship
Cmon man maybe you should double check your posts before towing the company line.
December 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Ok.

As a game developer, I choose to pick this battle for my fellow devs. I promise you those in the trenches are not ok with this, but don't want to stir the pot.

Larian upper management needs to know this is wrong.
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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“Uh did you actually read what the CEO said?”

Yeah and now I’ve also read what other employees have said and it paints a pretty fucking depressing picture, no matter how much a rich dude insists “no no guys see this version of the shitty thing you hate will be okay because you won’t see it”
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I hope Larian understand that the backlash they about to have was cultivated by their own words
December 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM