Delirious Quips
@citizenquips.bsky.social
Lawyer and Star Trek enthusiast.
Ferguson is such a fucking joke.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Ferguson is such a fucking joke.
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Maybe it’ll happen, maybe it won’t, but the modal expectation should be that these men are cowards, and that even imbeciles like them have some base understanding that this shit would blow up in their faces spectacularly.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Maybe it’ll happen, maybe it won’t, but the modal expectation should be that these men are cowards, and that even imbeciles like them have some base understanding that this shit would blow up in their faces spectacularly.
Critical support to anyone, even Solo likers, who hates Attack of the Clones. That movie sucks donkey balls.
i would push rogue one down and bring solo and the last jedi up. i’d also place attack of the clones at the bottom.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Critical support to anyone, even Solo likers, who hates Attack of the Clones. That movie sucks donkey balls.
Leon Blum vibes. We're doing all the greatest hits of fascist incompetence.
If they want to prosecute Mark Kelly in a military court for proposing military personnel follow all lawful orders that should make for very good fun
latest sham investigation just dropped
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Leon Blum vibes. We're doing all the greatest hits of fascist incompetence.
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Our enemies are evil, but they’re also sloppy morons that have no idea what they’re doing.
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Our enemies are evil, but they’re also sloppy morons that have no idea what they’re doing.
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Just want to remind everyone that Mike Flynn told a crowd of rabid QAnon troglodytes in no uncertain terms that the military should conduct a coup in order to reinstall Trump as an unelected dictator, and he never once was subject to the penalties that the UCMJ demands for that sort of thing
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Just want to remind everyone that Mike Flynn told a crowd of rabid QAnon troglodytes in no uncertain terms that the military should conduct a coup in order to reinstall Trump as an unelected dictator, and he never once was subject to the penalties that the UCMJ demands for that sort of thing
Definitely true of Lenin and Trotsky. Stalin could have easily been a reality TV legend. He would have destroyed everyone on Survivor.
Reading about the bolsheviks and if podcasts had existed back then all these guys would've done that instead
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Definitely true of Lenin and Trotsky. Stalin could have easily been a reality TV legend. He would have destroyed everyone on Survivor.
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"people only crime out of economic necessity" and "elite crime is the biggest issue in the world" are positions held simultaneously on this site
a thing internet leftists do is assume that everyone wants to be law abiding but does crimes out of economic desperation. It's just not true.
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"people only crime out of economic necessity" and "elite crime is the biggest issue in the world" are positions held simultaneously on this site
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CNN: In the last couple of weeks or so, she's become kind of an ally on some issues. What do you make of this?
Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.
Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
CNN: In the last couple of weeks or so, she's become kind of an ally on some issues. What do you make of this?
Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.
Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.
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Sure, his politics are "not nearly enough kids are dying." Yes, he looks like Salisbury steak that's been left out in the Mojave Desert for 3 weeks in July. Yes, he sounds like Rod Stewart getting his balls crushed in a vise at the end of a 3-week bender. So surely he must write really we...
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Sure, his politics are "not nearly enough kids are dying." Yes, he looks like Salisbury steak that's been left out in the Mojave Desert for 3 weeks in July. Yes, he sounds like Rod Stewart getting his balls crushed in a vise at the end of a 3-week bender. So surely he must write really we...
I have some misgivings about turning the Democratic Party into the Anti-Glonzo Party, but it's a very easy strategy that offers short term success, if nothing else.
here’s the thing:when biden was president, I felt the need to be the “welll actually despite the vibes, things are affordable” guy. now the shoe’s on the other foot and I can be on team whine constantly about my restaurant tabs. it’s the more fun team to be on
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I have some misgivings about turning the Democratic Party into the Anti-Glonzo Party, but it's a very easy strategy that offers short term success, if nothing else.
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
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If only there was some way to have known he’d be a terrible president
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If only there was some way to have known he’d be a terrible president
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it was at this moment, that jared golden knew
he fucked up
he fucked up
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
it was at this moment, that jared golden knew
he fucked up
he fucked up
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You don't hate the media enough.
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
You don't hate the media enough.
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President of the United States: my political opponents should be put to death
Paper of record:
Paper of record:
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
President of the United States: my political opponents should be put to death
Paper of record:
Paper of record:
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journalists passing stand up comedians as one of my most despised groups
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
journalists passing stand up comedians as one of my most despised groups
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So here’s what apparently happened: they tried to indict Comey on the last day of the statute with a three-count indictment. The grand jury rejected one. Rather than cross it out or indicate on the indictment that only two of the three counts were voted upon, Halligan creates…/1
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So here’s what apparently happened: they tried to indict Comey on the last day of the statute with a three-count indictment. The grand jury rejected one. Rather than cross it out or indicate on the indictment that only two of the three counts were voted upon, Halligan creates…/1
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My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
But worry not, he has a footnote explaining why his fixation on Soros "is not political."
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
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Called it!!
There is no indictment.
And this is not the end of it...
There is no indictment.
And this is not the end of it...
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Called it!!
There is no indictment.
And this is not the end of it...
There is no indictment.
And this is not the end of it...
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In an unhinged dissent in our Texas redistricting victory, a GOP appointed judge seems to believe that George Soros and I did...well, I'm not sure what...but he is very mad. Bigly.
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
In an unhinged dissent in our Texas redistricting victory, a GOP appointed judge seems to believe that George Soros and I did...well, I'm not sure what...but he is very mad. Bigly.
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dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives
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NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
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one thing i want to emphasize is these "illiberal" and "postliberal" authoritarians are just thieves and crooks! trump is thief. orban is a thief. putin is the biggest thief of them all.
wrote about the president’s flagrant and destructive corruption in a column that references street fighter, the simpsons, machiavelli, and a host of revolutionary-era americans (gift link)
Opinion | The White House Gold Rush Is On
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
one thing i want to emphasize is these "illiberal" and "postliberal" authoritarians are just thieves and crooks! trump is thief. orban is a thief. putin is the biggest thief of them all.