A take so hot it will cause the implosion of the visible universe: Diego Pavia to the Niners
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A take so hot it will cause the implosion of the visible universe: Diego Pavia to the Niners
But like why do the Cleveland Browns actually exist
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
But like why do the Cleveland Browns actually exist
This certainly is a group of words together
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This certainly is a group of words together
They didn’t test Rao’s, absolutely the best frozen pizza I have ever had
www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
The Best Frozen Pizzas
We tried 26 frozen pepperoni and cheese pizzas and picked our favorites, in styles ranging from rising crust to deep dish to Neapolitan.
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
They didn’t test Rao’s, absolutely the best frozen pizza I have ever had
www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
Charge Hegseth with murder the day Trump leaves office. He should go to prison for the rest of his life.
Exclusive: Hegseth ordered everyone killed in the first alleged drug boat strike on Sept. 2, prompting a second hit to finish off survivors in the water in a mission led by SEAL Team 6. Ordering no quarter could legally perilous www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Charge Hegseth with murder the day Trump leaves office. He should go to prison for the rest of his life.
I’m all for mass migration but I wish someone on Ellis Island had specifically rejected Stephen Miller’s grandfather or whatever
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m all for mass migration but I wish someone on Ellis Island had specifically rejected Stephen Miller’s grandfather or whatever
Oh just today’s administration-ending incident for anyone else who doesn’t get the Crazy Break
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Oh just today’s administration-ending incident for anyone else who doesn’t get the Crazy Break
If you’re still up with family it’s fine to dissociate now
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If you’re still up with family it’s fine to dissociate now
Dog show judges appear to be roughly US Senator in age range
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Dog show judges appear to be roughly US Senator in age range
We just started The Lowdown and so far it’s like asking an AI to generate a prestige drama
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We just started The Lowdown and so far it’s like asking an AI to generate a prestige drama
They dropped the new Pluribus today instead of tomorrow, fellow Carolheads
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
They dropped the new Pluribus today instead of tomorrow, fellow Carolheads
My video of the day was the recent ex-Mormon who just started drinking alcohol for the first time in her life. She said “I like shots!” in such a bubbly way. An inspiration.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My video of the day was the recent ex-Mormon who just started drinking alcohol for the first time in her life. She said “I like shots!” in such a bubbly way. An inspiration.
It’s Easy Parking Week, San Francisco! Get out there and park wherever you want!
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It’s Easy Parking Week, San Francisco! Get out there and park wherever you want!
Bae: come over
Ken Burns: I can’t
Bae: you can take a long shot of a fog-covered marshland
Ken Burns:
Ken Burns: I can’t
Bae: you can take a long shot of a fog-covered marshland
Ken Burns:
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Bae: come over
Ken Burns: I can’t
Bae: you can take a long shot of a fog-covered marshland
Ken Burns:
Ken Burns: I can’t
Bae: you can take a long shot of a fog-covered marshland
Ken Burns:
The Beatles first album is closer in time to the Titanic sinking than now, have a good night
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The Beatles first album is closer in time to the Titanic sinking than now, have a good night
I don’t know what my dog rolled in but “rotting corpse” would be an upgrade
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I don’t know what my dog rolled in but “rotting corpse” would be an upgrade
My kid is out of school all week so we will discover new frontiers in how much screen time a child can take
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My kid is out of school all week so we will discover new frontiers in how much screen time a child can take
How could you not love San Francisco on a Sunday afternoon
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
How could you not love San Francisco on a Sunday afternoon
Explain to me how hassling Home Depot employees does anything to disrupt ICE
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Explain to me how hassling Home Depot employees does anything to disrupt ICE
Ok hang on let him cook
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ok hang on let him cook
I actually feel bad for Stephen Miller’s kids, they will be social pariahs and they didn’t ask to be the spawn of a cursed warthog
it is interesting, all family trees have that one ancestor they're really ashamed of, and now we're seeing the making of those ancestors in realtime. three, four, five generations down the road these will be the people everyone wishes they didn't have blood-ties to and skims over their lives.
DOJ is now recruiting for immigration judges by calling them “deportation judges.”
That’s seems really bad.
That’s seems really bad.
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I actually feel bad for Stephen Miller’s kids, they will be social pariahs and they didn’t ask to be the spawn of a cursed warthog
I said “so true bestie” to my wife at the same moment I realized I’m online too much
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I said “so true bestie” to my wife at the same moment I realized I’m online too much
My 12 year old daughter just asked me if I’d ever heard of the song “Clint Eastwood” by Gorillaz
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My 12 year old daughter just asked me if I’d ever heard of the song “Clint Eastwood” by Gorillaz
Jfc that’s Ryan Lizza? I’m reconsidering everything
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Jfc that’s Ryan Lizza? I’m reconsidering everything
What the fuck does this even mean? Man, I hate politics as a spectator sport
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What the fuck does this even mean? Man, I hate politics as a spectator sport