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@chrestomanci.bsky.social
· Aug 9
🎶 not doing something
is a bigger failure
than anything that can happen
if you try 🎶
is a bigger failure
than anything that can happen
if you try 🎶
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Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
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[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
while at work: I want to be quilting or cleaning the houseeeee
while at home: best I can do is "stare blankly"-- oh wait, better go to bed
while at home: best I can do is "stare blankly"-- oh wait, better go to bed
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
while at work: I want to be quilting or cleaning the houseeeee
while at home: best I can do is "stare blankly"-- oh wait, better go to bed
while at home: best I can do is "stare blankly"-- oh wait, better go to bed
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Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
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Making sure y'all saw this upcoming workshop with NK Jemisin...learn from one of the greats 🔥🔥🔥 www.bluestoop.org/classes/p/nk...
Finding the Heart of Your Story, a masterclass with N.K. Jemisin — Blue Stoop
Building a character is building a world of one; defining them, shaping them, and changing them is what a story is for. In this craft-first virtual masterclass, award winning author N. K. Jemisin will...
www.bluestoop.org
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Making sure y'all saw this upcoming workshop with NK Jemisin...learn from one of the greats 🔥🔥🔥 www.bluestoop.org/classes/p/nk...
wake up dead man!!!!! so good!!!
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
wake up dead man!!!!! so good!!!
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I finally finished quilting the Bargello quilt that Tracie H and I have worked in parallel on over the miles. After I trimmed it tonight and threw it over the banister, Zara decided to go lay next to it. 😻
Binding it this week for sure!
Have a great week ahead. #quiltsky #cats
Binding it this week for sure!
Have a great week ahead. #quiltsky #cats
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
supporting my local quilt stores would be a lot easier if they had more weekend hours (or if I somehow figured out how to know what I need on a weekday? but their weekday evening hours are not so good either)
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
supporting my local quilt stores would be a lot easier if they had more weekend hours (or if I somehow figured out how to know what I need on a weekday? but their weekday evening hours are not so good either)
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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I rmbr seeing talk of like how it's hard to write Binghe Feel Like Binghe in happier aus where sxy/ tlj survive and raise him or washerwoman never dies etc. and now my mind spins knowing prime original Luo Binghe lowkey agrees
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I rmbr seeing talk of like how it's hard to write Binghe Feel Like Binghe in happier aus where sxy/ tlj survive and raise him or washerwoman never dies etc. and now my mind spins knowing prime original Luo Binghe lowkey agrees
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happy bday yuuri katsuki! thanks for changing my life 💙
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
happy bday yuuri katsuki! thanks for changing my life 💙
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Portal is toxic yuri
October 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Portal is toxic yuri
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if you read it for too long, Ozymandias becomes Ozymanoches. thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
if you read it for too long, Ozymandias becomes Ozymanoches. thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Pro-tip: It's okay to unfollow the person who doesn't do anything wrong or problematic but whose entire vibe stresses you out.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Pro-tip: It's okay to unfollow the person who doesn't do anything wrong or problematic but whose entire vibe stresses you out.
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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his NAME is liu qingge 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
his NAME is liu qingge 🙄
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that's because sqq would start to get fond of a rock if he stood near it long enough
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
that's because sqq would start to get fond of a rock if he stood near it long enough
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Ever have one of those days that is seemingly no different than any other day, but you say to yourself in the shower, "damn girl, you gotta get your life together."
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ever have one of those days that is seemingly no different than any other day, but you say to yourself in the shower, "damn girl, you gotta get your life together."
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I’ve never seen a better ldpdl impression honestly
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’ve never seen a better ldpdl impression honestly
a delightful thread
Folks, I did it. I made the Cooks Illustrated competing pear crisps, and then I made my friends judge them blind.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
a delightful thread
the mirror is finally on the wall
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
the mirror is finally on the wall
there are things I want done
I have time today to do things
I am sitting and not doing anything
I have time today to do things
I am sitting and not doing anything
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
there are things I want done
I have time today to do things
I am sitting and not doing anything
I have time today to do things
I am sitting and not doing anything
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...