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bingge meowmeowifier
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🌿 cottagecore 🌿

🧛 very silly bingyuan vampire AU (kinda)
🧛 7k
🧛 rated T
🧛 remix of aibari's "lockleaf heart"
🧛 "is there sexy blood drinking?" do you think i'm some kind of amateur?

link: archiveofourown.org/works/64683250
you know, the extra means there's bingqiu in only one universe. there are no canonical alternate dimension bingqius
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Shen Yuan I cast DIMPLES upon you!!!!!!!!!! 🧙🧙🧙
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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he's dressing up his boy!!
too bad his chest barely fits in this shirt. i wonder who's fault that is!!
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
my nephew wanted to go to the empire state building so we're here and all i can think is "this is about how high up shen yuan's family's apartment is"
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
okay i haven't had time yet to do anyone else's but i will when i get a chance, here's my love meme thread! gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I've been eating GREAT the last week, fellow scummies.

【 2021 ✧ #SVSSS#BingQiu
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
wait i'm screaming why is this exactly that reddit scum villain fic i wrote www.reddit.com/r/redditonwi...
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November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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binghe would be a terrible atticwife bc he needs everyone to know that he’s been atticwifed. oh liu…shishu, did shizun not even think to keep you? 🤭😏 wow
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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their first kiss in the modern world 🎉

#svsss #bingqiu
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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My half of an art trade with @othersharks.bsky.social of their Beast Peak AU Bingyuan!

Binghe you can’t just wipe out an entire genus of flora because it hurt your beloved shixiong…! 🙄

[ #svsss #binghuan #fanart ]
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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There's something deeply funny about Xiang Fei essentially going "yeah I couldn't find a silly username that contained my Legal Government Name in it so I just settled for 'blast off masturbator' instead"
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
okay but at least one of the punishments sqq went through was absolutely binghe's fault (when he was supposed to raise binghe's reputation at the temple but binghe was being intransigent). i think that would be fun for binghe to find out about
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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really the funniest part to me is that the system put so much faith into xiang fei and he let it down so bad #svsssspoilers
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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this bit from hallmark fic is always going to be the essence of bingqiu to me
September 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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lbh: don’t worry shizun, i’ve bound my soul to yours so wherever yours goes, mine will follow
sy: oh good i knew there would be a reasonable solution to our problem
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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probably shoulda lied about that one, shizun...
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I'm so happy that this all means they can spend their happily ever after being haters together 💚❤️
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
while looking for those pics i found this chart i made to explain what was happening in my rp at the time
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what's it like to date you
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
btw his pairs partner is ning yingying (short) but his dance partner is the little palace mistress (dramatic and competitive)
(i know i've mentioned this before but in this AU binghe is the world champion in men's singles, ice dance and pairs simultaneously)
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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i was thinking about when i was contemplating scum villain skating AU and i said binghe should invent a new jump even though there hasn't been a new jump since the 1920s....
February 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
sorry for figure skating posting but the shockingly harsh tech calls in ice dance this weekend are once again making me think of figure skater binghe + brutally strict tech specialist shen jiu + shamelessly biased commentator shen yuan
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i bet so many bai zhan teens are horny for liu qingge and view binghe as an inspiration. kids, that's never going to happen for you
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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💚♥️💚♥️ #svsss #bingqiu
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM