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can you imagine
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
the prophecy has been fulfilled... it was lesbians though. of course it was.
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
while looking for those pics i found this chart i made to explain what was happening in my rp at the time
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, what's it like to date you
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
not scum villain but this one is good too
in my experience (in fandom) women who like men just want a man who will cry prettily and wlw just want a woman who will spit on you. guys we're doing gender socialization ALL wrong there's been a horrible mistake culturally
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
i know sqq has unexamined gender questions because he's deeply disturbed by he & binghe being two men together but has never once wished binghe were a woman, but he's thought that he should be a wife 478437747 times
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
oh, a classic
cnc warning/ i think sqq would be into roleplaying being abducted & ravished by the evil demon lord bc it would get him out of admitting he wants and likes sex, but binghe would hate it SO MUCH. he'd just have a panic attack in the first 10min and itd become hair stroking hours cnc warning/ he'd like want to do this so much bc sqq has never asked for a specific sex thing before but the second sqq is like "unhand me, you insolent demon—" binghe bursts into tears cnc/ JUST occurred to me that i bet binghe would love it the other way around LOLLL. he would love shizun being the evil demon lord who desperately wants him........... good luck getting shen qingqiu to do this though. sorry binghe
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
you should steal it!
one of the things i love most about postcanon bingqiu is how they went from binghe getting hurt because sqq dropped his hand in chp 79 to binghe realizing that sqq won't hold his hand because he wants to be pursued like a 50s movie vixen and playing along
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
yikes!
i bet part of binghe's hatred of bingge is fear because he recognizes so much of himself in bingge and is scared that sqq will recognize it too bingge doesn't give a shit about coming across as cruel and violent because he's learned that's the only way he'll earn respect or the closest thing he can get to love
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
thank you for making me find this
tgcf saw AU where xie lian cuts off his leg to get the key or whatever so fast jigsaw isn't even done with his speech yet. he just looks up like "what?"
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
it's not too late but this was weirdly hard to find something for!
the way sqq doesn't even think before moving to comfort binghe when he's hurt....... it never gets old to me he is capable of temporarily resisting binghe's fake tears while he internally rolls his eyes like "this is obviously fake.... but he looks so sad :( i better cave just in case." but when binghe is really hurt it bypasses his brain altogether, he goes RIGHT to hug and kiss
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
god wait hold on wait hold on 😭
binghe can tell when sqq is upset about something because sqq starts fussing over him for no reason, because when he's upset his instinct to soothe himself is to comfort binghe
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
i did like this one too
nyy: a-luo, aren't we lucky? most people never find anyone they can tell all their darkest secrets to 🥰 lbh: 🥰 yeah! sometimes i fantasize about cutting off all shizun's limbs but not letting him die nyy:
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
please ask for however many you want i have SO many tweets lianzi
i was thinking about binghe and nyy friend reconciliation, and i think nyy would be wary and have a hard time reconciling binghe's past actions with being close with him now. and i just imagined her asking sqq how he managed to forgive binghe, and sqq is just like "for what?" nyy: um. hoarding your immortal body, feuding with the sect, bringing demons here to attack us, menacing the common people— sqq: well he did make some mistakes but he didn't mean any of that. it's no trouble now 🥰 nyy: okay. i see that coming to shizun with this was my mistake
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
i'm on record as not really liking fic where bingqiu have kids but i do desperately want fic where they find a random baby and THINK they have to adopt it for an incredibly harrowing 24 hours before someone takes it away from them binghe's like "but shizun, i don't want to bring a baby back to our house :/ that's where WE live" and sqq is just like WELL NEITHER DO I BINGHE BUT WE HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE PARENTS FROM NOW ON sqq: binghe's SUPPOSED to have kids but he LOST his HAREM so now the world is righting things by THROWING BABIES AT HIM. oh my god he had HUNDREDS in pidw, i'm going to have to take care of all of them, this is like the wife plots but so much worse— sqh: dude WHOSE baby is this inevitably there will be a moment when the baby starts crying when binghe wants attention and he's forced to pit his fake tears against the baby's real tears. let's see who shizun loves more
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
a tweet that says "(crying, afraid to speak my truth) b-bingqiu" and then a screenshot of a reductress article with a picture of curious george and the man in the yellow hat with the headline "how to act so goddamn clueless that a tall, kind man just takes you in"
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
amnesia fic spoilers/ did u guys catch that binghe was carrying lube in his pocket the entire time just in case but still made shen qingqiu spit on his dick
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
okay this one is good too
i don't wanna say this publicly because it'll hit the wrong audience, but surely someone out there has done a taming of the shrew AU where sweet, heavily courted shen yuan can't get married until they somehow find a husband for his unmarriageable elder brother shen jiu binghe matchmaking qijiu actually he wouldn't. binghe is desperately trying to matchmake shen jiu, but he doesn't understand him and sees no appealing qualities so all his schemes end in flames. qijiu just happens to everyone's bafflement
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
many options but here's one
personally i think in modern AU sj should still be a child abuser and binghe should still have killed someone
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
bingge is like "i'll do anything to make shen qingqiu love me" and then watches bingmei burst into tears over something minor and reap the rewards of sqq heavy canoodling and is like "i will not do that"
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
okay please like this tweet if you would be up for watching scumbag system with me on, let's say, 5/14 at 1pm eastern. I know it's mother's day but what's more appropriate than watching baby binghe acquire a mommy/teacher/husband/wife?
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
sqq: this isn't gay btw, it doesn't count binghe: yes shizun 🥰 put your toes back in my mouth please
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
what if early in the bingqiu relationship when sqq was REALLY really bad at verbalizing, they fall asleep in the same bed and sqq has a really embarrassing romantic dream about lbh and when he wakes up he's like "okay okay i get it you want attention (patpat)" but binghe wasn't manipulating it at all, he was just watching, and it was just what sqq's subconscious came up with, and binghe is like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 good morning 😢😢😢🥰🥰🥰🥰 sqq has a dream where he combs out binghe's hair and braids little wildflowers into it and gives him little kisses behind the ears, and then binghe lays him out on the ground and feeds him chocolates, and then they fuck wait they didn't have chocolate in ancient china. it doesn't matter anyway bc sqq can still dream about it but lbh is gonna go out of his mind trying to recreate shizun's dream treats for him
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
that wildehack fic always always hits
Of course Luo Binghe wasn’t even a—a loved creation. Of course he was created to be someone’s punching bag, Airplane Shooting At The Sky’s sacrificial lamb offered crassly up to hordes of tasteless men in exchange for a new hot plate, an animal meant for rutting and killing and nothing else, not Shang Qinghua’s favorite character, not someone he cared about, of course he was created to be trash. An idle violent fantasy, a piece of cheap entertainment. That’s all he is. That’s all he ever was, apparently.
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
he can't ever unhear this
But now, the owner of that face was standing by the side of that man who looked identical to him, supporting that broken arm, afraid to touch yet equally afraid to let go, as if he were able to feel that pain first-hand, and frowning as he said: “Why must you insist on fighting him head-on? It’s clearly broken and yet you keep fighting. I don’t want to see you acting this recklessly a second time.” Although it sounded like a reprimand, that tone of voice was angry, worried, and distressed. Even a fool could tell.
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM