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Colby
@cholloway68.bsky.social
· Dec 24
For about 90 seconds I truly detest anyone ordering furniture in the month of December #UPS
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I know how the Congolese militant group m23 can very suddenly make themselves real popular
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Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
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February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I know how the Congolese militant group m23 can very suddenly make themselves real popular
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
That was the worst commercial ever from Dunkin’ Donuts
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
That was the worst commercial ever from Dunkin’ Donuts
Me: *knock knock* YuPuss, I need a signature
Idiot: WHO IS IT!?!??!!!?
Me: it’s UPS sir, I have a package that needs a signature.
Idiot: WHO IS IT!?!??!!!?
Me: it’s UPS sir, I have a package that needs a signature.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Sadly, not aliens."
"Sadly, not aliens."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"It's not designed to work that way"
"It's not designed to work that way"
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Me: *knock knock* YuPuss, I need a signature
Idiot: WHO IS IT!?!??!!!?
Me: it’s UPS sir, I have a package that needs a signature.
Idiot: WHO IS IT!?!??!!!?
Me: it’s UPS sir, I have a package that needs a signature.
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Starting a rumor that eating a billionaire gives you the power of flight
February 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Starting a rumor that eating a billionaire gives you the power of flight
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HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
Didn’t have a Madueke olimpico goal on my 2026 bingo but I love it!
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Didn’t have a Madueke olimpico goal on my 2026 bingo but I love it!
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This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public
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The greatest story you’ll read today 😂😂🫡
Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven
Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The greatest story you’ll read today 😂😂🫡
Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven
Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven
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By the end of the week horses will speak English.
MUSK: BY END OF NEXT YEAR, WE WILL BE SELLING HUMANOID ROBOTS TO THE PUBLIC
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 PM
By the end of the week horses will speak English.
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i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
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don’t make me tap the sign
January 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
don’t make me tap the sign
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Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
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This is my CES 2026 thread of AI slop.
First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.
Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.
Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
This is my CES 2026 thread of AI slop.
First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.
Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.
Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
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How it started / how it's going
January 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
How it started / how it's going
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
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It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
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This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
oh christ look at the time
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls