Cooking with Impulsive Thoughts
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pretty things, poetry, and revolution
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Unhinge
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No one believed Cassandra either
The bad in the world is hard to hear with a banana in your ear
July 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The bad in the world is hard to hear with a banana in your ear
I guess about 20 years ago we all collectively got tired of Aerosmith? Just me?
July 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I guess about 20 years ago we all collectively got tired of Aerosmith? Just me?
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a tv show called Breaking Bad about the worst pool player of all time somebody write that down
June 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
a tv show called Breaking Bad about the worst pool player of all time somebody write that down
I know it's probably hard to believe but sometimes there's just a little too much sectional tension.
June 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I know it's probably hard to believe but sometimes there's just a little too much sectional tension.
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NOTE TO SELF -
Always be too smart for you're own good
Always be too smart for you're own good
June 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
NOTE TO SELF -
Always be too smart for you're own good
Always be too smart for you're own good
Spending 6 hours writing an essay completely from the still functioning parts of my brain, just to run it through a required AI checker, only to be told it's 35% AI.
Am I flattered? Devastated?
I'm rather put out TBH
Am I flattered? Devastated?
I'm rather put out TBH
June 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Spending 6 hours writing an essay completely from the still functioning parts of my brain, just to run it through a required AI checker, only to be told it's 35% AI.
Am I flattered? Devastated?
I'm rather put out TBH
Am I flattered? Devastated?
I'm rather put out TBH
And she is the goddess of Solipsism
June 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
And she is the goddess of Solipsism
I bet one more arm would still not be enough arms
June 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I bet one more arm would still not be enough arms
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choking is bs i should be able to lie down while eating soup
June 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
choking is bs i should be able to lie down while eating soup
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2025 has five genders
June 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
2025 has five genders
Am I letting it go... or just repressing it harder?
June 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Am I letting it go... or just repressing it harder?
Pockets are a quality of life issue
June 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Pockets are a quality of life issue
I always thought that peaches were just a little tingly tasting fruit.
May 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I always thought that peaches were just a little tingly tasting fruit.
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The older I get the more doomsday preppers make sense to me.
May 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The older I get the more doomsday preppers make sense to me.
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I may not be the kind of friend who always answers and always attends, but if you have an enemy then we have an enemy
May 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I may not be the kind of friend who always answers and always attends, but if you have an enemy then we have an enemy
A million things to do and here I am googling "when we're chairs invented?"
May 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A million things to do and here I am googling "when we're chairs invented?"
Spent the night at the emergency vet because my dog also makes bad choices.
Now we are poorer but probably just as dumb.
Now we are poorer but probably just as dumb.
May 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Spent the night at the emergency vet because my dog also makes bad choices.
Now we are poorer but probably just as dumb.
Now we are poorer but probably just as dumb.
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am
This is not how I am
May 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am
This is not how I am
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I eat two cheeses in the morning
I eat two cheeses at night
I eat two cheeses in the afternoon,
It makes me feel alright.
I eat two cheeses at night
I eat two cheeses in the afternoon,
It makes me feel alright.
May 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I eat two cheeses in the morning
I eat two cheeses at night
I eat two cheeses in the afternoon,
It makes me feel alright.
I eat two cheeses at night
I eat two cheeses in the afternoon,
It makes me feel alright.
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i bathe in scalding hot water to activate the energy in my microplastics
May 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i bathe in scalding hot water to activate the energy in my microplastics
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Socks are just foot prisons.
April 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Socks are just foot prisons.
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You can use a McRib sandwich to power a space station if it's a very small space station and the McRib is on fire.
May 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You can use a McRib sandwich to power a space station if it's a very small space station and the McRib is on fire.
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the overhead projector and fractal presentation stays on during sex
May 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the overhead projector and fractal presentation stays on during sex