Dylan “The Jingle Bell” Sanchez
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Dylan “The Jingle Bell” Sanchez
@captain-ventris.itch.io
Queer author, Doom enthusiast, big ole’ nerd. He/Him. On Mastodon as @[email protected]

Currently working on The Garden of Order book trilogy, and the UZDoom mod ZDoom Wars 2.
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Buy my writing on Amazon (paperback and kindle format):

www.amazon.com/author/dylan...

Or Itch.io (PDF and ePub format):

captain-ventris.itch.io

I am also helping to create the FPS/RTS hybrid mod, ZDoom Wars 2, whose official account is @zdoomwars2.bsky.social
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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HRT is a lifesaving treatment the same way insulin and cancer medications are, and any/all trans people should be deeply suspicious of anyone trying to argue otherwise.
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Hey all, a friend’s cafe and comedy club, @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social, is getting review bombed on Google because they helped stand up to ICE. If you’ve ever been there or live in New Orleans, please drop them a positive review.

sports drink: café & comedy club reviews share.google/ETsWCbUhGOJV...
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December 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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"Prior generations didn't have" There were Irish-American gangs doing pogroms in Boston in the 30s you stupid asshole
Folks, would you believe me if I told you JD Vance was over there railing against the immigrants as the reason for the antisemitism
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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The average peasant living in the 1600s could not even finish an entire order of Chili’s baby back ribs
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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MacGyver curing someone's oral fixation with nothing but a toothpick and chewing gum
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I had to sign up for some insurance thing years ago that asked the most haunting security question I’ve ever seen
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Trump is intellectually less competent, tactically less savvy, and politically weaker than he was even a year ago. And he's blatantly, flagrantly ill.

The costs of standing by him are going up, and the costs of defying him are plummeting.
Anyone have any idea why Trump’s disgusting comments about Reiner are attracting all this hand wringing from republicans? He has built his entire political movement off of saying disgusting things and being a vile piece of shit to people.
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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so far the only concrete thing ai has done is make the entire tech market worse and every consumer facing tech product less usable or accessable
December 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A notification reminded me of this quip, and I stand by it (the conversation was about a terrible AI book cover with a fucked up gun).
The Shinzo Abe Device was janky, but it had respect for its job
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Now that Santa has built a loyal and addicted customer base it's time for him to start charging money for presents
December 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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The Sumerians are probably chopped and unc by now
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I try to occasionally force myself to engage with posts about writing to fight my impostor syndrome. I always think “You’re just self-published” and “You’ve sold like 30 copies” and while both are true, it doesn’t mean I’m NOT a writer!
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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:(
December 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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you know a friend of mine is a seneschal for the winterscale dynasty and she said he goes and gets another colony world every time one of his falls to the ruinous powers

then she said it sounds like you're just feeding colony worlds to the ruinous powers and his arch-militant immediately shot her
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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in fairness to the regime, murders are very hard to solve unless someone calls you and tells you who the murderer is. there's still time for someone to call them and tell who the murderer is. trust the process
Q: Has Kash Patel told you why it's been so difficult for the FBI to identify who the shooter is?

TRUMP: It's always difficult. So far we're done a very good job of it with Charlie, with the various times this has happened. You'll have to ask the school about that.
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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the right attitude
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Every Christmas song is about roasting chestnuts and taking sleigh rides. Might as well be about how animal skins can be used as underwear for how relevant it is to life today. There should be a song about finding Santa's problematic posts from an old dead forum. They should sing Santa Is An Incel.
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM