Wesley Campbell
@bswes.bsky.social
Prairie refugee living on the world's 43rd largest island
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November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I do not need to “save space” for dessert because I am not a child and I can just make myself sick by eating too much pie
i only have one true pie take: 99% of the time i'd rather eat more dinner than save space for dessert because i am not a child
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Heat, but Vincent kills Waingro and Neil gets away
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Heat, but Vincent kills Waingro and Neil gets away
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If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
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When your cat takes the family photo.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When your cat takes the family photo.
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This is Skye. She refuses to let her human leave for college. Willing to do anything to get him to change his mind about this whole "education" thing. 13/10 (IG: skye.redgoldenretriever)
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is Skye. She refuses to let her human leave for college. Willing to do anything to get him to change his mind about this whole "education" thing. 13/10 (IG: skye.redgoldenretriever)
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This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
Implanted facehugging mofo
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Implanted facehugging mofo
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Can’t wait to restore civility by “dressing up” to fly, but then have to take half of it off to get through security.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Can’t wait to restore civility by “dressing up” to fly, but then have to take half of it off to get through security.
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There are also more millionaires and billionaires than anytime in human history. Is there a correlation?
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There are also more millionaires and billionaires than anytime in human history. Is there a correlation?
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So Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump really just want Mark Kelly to run for POTUS and humiliate JD Vance, right?
Bc that's the only explanation that actually makes sense.
Bc that's the only explanation that actually makes sense.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump really just want Mark Kelly to run for POTUS and humiliate JD Vance, right?
Bc that's the only explanation that actually makes sense.
Bc that's the only explanation that actually makes sense.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
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It is a shame that Brazil’s judges are so activist that none of them stepped in to change the laws for Jair Bolsonaro.
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It is a shame that Brazil’s judges are so activist that none of them stepped in to change the laws for Jair Bolsonaro.
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
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Blonde Ambition
Material girl Nuzzi’s not much like a virgin, but she may end up writing for Vogue. And when she let Bobby Jr. dress her up in his love, it pushed bf Ryan over the borderline.
by Maureen Dowd
Material girl Nuzzi’s not much like a virgin, but she may end up writing for Vogue. And when she let Bobby Jr. dress her up in his love, it pushed bf Ryan over the borderline.
by Maureen Dowd
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Blonde Ambition
Material girl Nuzzi’s not much like a virgin, but she may end up writing for Vogue. And when she let Bobby Jr. dress her up in his love, it pushed bf Ryan over the borderline.
by Maureen Dowd
Material girl Nuzzi’s not much like a virgin, but she may end up writing for Vogue. And when she let Bobby Jr. dress her up in his love, it pushed bf Ryan over the borderline.
by Maureen Dowd
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
🎶If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got ninety-nine problems, but JD Vance ain't one 🎶
I got ninety-nine problems, but JD Vance ain't one 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
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Rob Manfred was legit forced to sell off valuable assets to cover a giant hole he created and he's spinning that panic selloff as financial victory. Keep that in mind when he and the owners start talking about financial responsibility and shit during the upcoming labor battle.
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Rob Manfred was legit forced to sell off valuable assets to cover a giant hole he created and he's spinning that panic selloff as financial victory. Keep that in mind when he and the owners start talking about financial responsibility and shit during the upcoming labor battle.
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I am once again asking white people to handle their Nuzzi/Lizza business in the privacy of their own pumpkin spiced brunch table and leave the rest of us the fuck alone with this poorly written bullshit
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I am once again asking white people to handle their Nuzzi/Lizza business in the privacy of their own pumpkin spiced brunch table and leave the rest of us the fuck alone with this poorly written bullshit
Crazy that Eptein covered up who really blew Clinton
LINDSEY GRAHAM: This was worse than Watergate. An effort to destroy President Trump and come after people like me. I'm gonna sue the hell out of these people
HANNITY: How much?
GRAHAM: Tens of millions of dollars. I went to Fani Willis in Atlanta, spent $1.2 million with that bullshit
HANNITY: How much?
GRAHAM: Tens of millions of dollars. I went to Fani Willis in Atlanta, spent $1.2 million with that bullshit
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Crazy that Eptein covered up who really blew Clinton
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ICE guys and J6 guys are like McGwire and Sosa in '98 when it comes to committing sex crimes
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
ICE guys and J6 guys are like McGwire and Sosa in '98 when it comes to committing sex crimes
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine