Tom McAllister
@tmcallister.bsky.social
Author of novels HOW TO BE SAFE and THE YOUNG WIDOWER'S HANDBOOK, and essay collection IT ALL FELT IMPOSSIBLE.
Co-host of Book Fight! podcast (RIP). @Barrelhouse.bsky.social NF Editor. Rutgers-Camden MFA faculty. South Jersey.
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Co-host of Book Fight! podcast (RIP). @Barrelhouse.bsky.social NF Editor. Rutgers-Camden MFA faculty. South Jersey.
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Tom McAllister
@tmcallister.bsky.social
· May 14
My book, IT ALL FELT IMPOSSIBLE, in which I wrote a short essay for each year of my life, is officially out today (paperback & ebook). I think it's the best writing I've ever done, the most I've ever sounded like myself on the page.
Full details, reviews, etc: rosemetalpress.com/books/it-all...
Full details, reviews, etc: rosemetalpress.com/books/it-all...
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✨🗣️New Book Review! This month, Seth Kaplan reviews Tom McAllister’s, “It All Felt Impossible”
✨Visit our website to read more. You can find book reviews under the “Other Features” drop down menu on our website.
#RiverTeeth #CreativeNonfiction #LitMag #LiteraryJournal#Bookstagram #Booklover
✨Visit our website to read more. You can find book reviews under the “Other Features” drop down menu on our website.
#RiverTeeth #CreativeNonfiction #LitMag #LiteraryJournal#Bookstagram #Booklover
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
✨🗣️New Book Review! This month, Seth Kaplan reviews Tom McAllister’s, “It All Felt Impossible”
✨Visit our website to read more. You can find book reviews under the “Other Features” drop down menu on our website.
#RiverTeeth #CreativeNonfiction #LitMag #LiteraryJournal#Bookstagram #Booklover
✨Visit our website to read more. You can find book reviews under the “Other Features” drop down menu on our website.
#RiverTeeth #CreativeNonfiction #LitMag #LiteraryJournal#Bookstagram #Booklover
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Got an extremely kind and generous review of IT ALL FELT IMPOSSIBLE in @riverteeth.bsky.social
riverteethjournal.com/book-reviews...
riverteethjournal.com/book-reviews...
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Got an extremely kind and generous review of IT ALL FELT IMPOSSIBLE in @riverteeth.bsky.social
riverteethjournal.com/book-reviews...
riverteethjournal.com/book-reviews...
the main thing you need to know about me is that I have devoted more than half my life to thinking about and watching the Eagles, a professional football team that I hate very much and cannot live without
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
the main thing you need to know about me is that I have devoted more than half my life to thinking about and watching the Eagles, a professional football team that I hate very much and cannot live without
Got an extremely kind and generous review of IT ALL FELT IMPOSSIBLE in @riverteeth.bsky.social
riverteethjournal.com/book-reviews...
riverteethjournal.com/book-reviews...
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Got an extremely kind and generous review of IT ALL FELT IMPOSSIBLE in @riverteeth.bsky.social
riverteethjournal.com/book-reviews...
riverteethjournal.com/book-reviews...
I need to stop seeing photos of pasty pigfaced media executives who are in a competition to give the biggest bribe to the president
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I need to stop seeing photos of pasty pigfaced media executives who are in a competition to give the biggest bribe to the president
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We love a spite-fueled author origin story
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We love a spite-fueled author origin story
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dont say things like this to people
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
dont say things like this to people
Overheard a group of women at the bar complaining that the Wannamaker light show is too old fashioned and they should use AI to "spice it up." It's time for "Wannamaker 2.0" they said.
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Overheard a group of women at the bar complaining that the Wannamaker light show is too old fashioned and they should use AI to "spice it up." It's time for "Wannamaker 2.0" they said.
tried to use the Merlin app to identify a strange new bird call in the neighborhood, but it turned out to be just some lady making a real weird groaning sound
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
tried to use the Merlin app to identify a strange new bird call in the neighborhood, but it turned out to be just some lady making a real weird groaning sound
the Frosty movie is on, which reminds me I have probably never shared this story I wrote based on it and his, uh, unusual friendship with Karen, the main girl
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/s...
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/s...
The Snowman in Love, by Tom McAllister — Barrelhouse
Thirty years after the incident in the greenhouse, Karen would relate it to her second husband as a turning point in her life—an ostensible adventure that would become the focus of countless therapy s...
www.barrelhousemag.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
the Frosty movie is on, which reminds me I have probably never shared this story I wrote based on it and his, uh, unusual friendship with Karen, the main girl
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/s...
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/s...
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
Will never get over being governed by people this stupid and boring
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Will never get over being governed by people this stupid and boring
teaching a small press course for MFA students in spring, might give them an assignment to interview someone about their publish experience. If you're an editor and/or have published at least one small press book + would like to be included on the list of possible interview subjects, please lmk
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
teaching a small press course for MFA students in spring, might give them an assignment to interview someone about their publish experience. If you're an editor and/or have published at least one small press book + would like to be included on the list of possible interview subjects, please lmk
looking very much like the grinch, sir, wonderful, they're saying nobody has ever looked more like the grinch
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
looking very much like the grinch, sir, wonderful, they're saying nobody has ever looked more like the grinch
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Hello, my wife and I recorded a Hanukkah song! Enjoy! youtu.be/6aLhQqryWYY
Inverse Room feat. Stephanie Meissner, "Eight Little Candles"
YouTube video by Bright Small Songs
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December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hello, my wife and I recorded a Hanukkah song! Enjoy! youtu.be/6aLhQqryWYY
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Even as a Millennial TurboLiberal for whom this website is made I have to admit I get pretty tired of reading about one trillion problems I neither understand nor can solve. "THOUSANDS of octopi are dying off the coast of Madagascar" alright I'm not in charge of that. That's not my job.
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Even as a Millennial TurboLiberal for whom this website is made I have to admit I get pretty tired of reading about one trillion problems I neither understand nor can solve. "THOUSANDS of octopi are dying off the coast of Madagascar" alright I'm not in charge of that. That's not my job.
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JEGOT Update: With Netflix acquiring Warner Bros., the odds of someone Becoming The Joker have risen greatly, potentially creating multiple paths to Achieving JEGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Becoming The Joker).
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
JEGOT Update: With Netflix acquiring Warner Bros., the odds of someone Becoming The Joker have risen greatly, potentially creating multiple paths to Achieving JEGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Becoming The Joker).
the three max guys are not going to play together more than 3 times all season, and then they're going to try to convince us in April that they're all ready to roll
As first reported by @noahlevick.bsky.social, Joel Embiid is now listed as QUESTIONABLE for tonight's game vs the Warriors and Paul George is now OUT.
Quentin Grimes is AVAILABLE, too.
Quentin Grimes is AVAILABLE, too.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the three max guys are not going to play together more than 3 times all season, and then they're going to try to convince us in April that they're all ready to roll
if you accept the premise that Santa is always watching everyone, always updating his list, then every movie is, ultimately, a Christmas movie
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
if you accept the premise that Santa is always watching everyone, always updating his list, then every movie is, ultimately, a Christmas movie
I refuse to accept that people are debating marginal shit about "abuse" of disability accommodations at colleges when the actual president is randomly picking and choosing colleges to destroy based on whether they have paid him a big enough bribe
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I refuse to accept that people are debating marginal shit about "abuse" of disability accommodations at colleges when the actual president is randomly picking and choosing colleges to destroy based on whether they have paid him a big enough bribe
one time I turned in a paper so half-assed the teacher emailed that night to say, "I am not going to read this. You have until tomorrow to turn in something better." Thinking about the email still fills me with shame. Anyway, I realize now I should have emailed the governor to let him know I suck
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
one time I turned in a paper so half-assed the teacher emailed that night to say, "I am not going to read this. You have until tomorrow to turn in something better." Thinking about the email still fills me with shame. Anyway, I realize now I should have emailed the governor to let him know I suck
Have to admit I never noticed this before but it's true
just finished reading a christmas carol by charles dickens. pretty good, and a quick, breezy read. but damned if he didn't rip off basically the whole story from the muppets.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Have to admit I never noticed this before but it's true
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"From start to finish, Tom McAllister’s new book of essays—one for each year of his life up to now—vibrates like a master cellist’s bow across the strings of his favorite instrument" -- thanks to Nancy and Lit Hub for including me on this list
Shout out to @tmcallister.bsky.social and his essay collection IT ALL FELT IMPOSSIBLE, one of the 100 Notable Small Press Books heralded on @literaryhub.bsky.social today! The book was published by @rosemetalpress.bsky.social. I loved reading Tom's work and you will too!
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100 Notable Small Press Books of 2025
The idea of 100 Notable Small Press Books was born November 2024, after The New York Times’s annual 100 Notable Books list featured eighty-two books from the Big Five publishing houses (Pengu…
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December 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"From start to finish, Tom McAllister’s new book of essays—one for each year of his life up to now—vibrates like a master cellist’s bow across the strings of his favorite instrument" -- thanks to Nancy and Lit Hub for including me on this list
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December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Rich's newsletter is the first thing I read every day. Brings back that feeling of picking up the Inquirer sports page over breakfast every morning, except I'm not getting mad at Tim Panaccio and I can't flip to the next section and find out what's new with The Lockhorns
everywhere you look, TAs carrying donuts and other little treats; that's how you know it's course eval day
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
everywhere you look, TAs carrying donuts and other little treats; that's how you know it's course eval day