Joe (turkey)
@makeitunclear.bsky.social
I'm old school; I'm new wave
Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
if we live in a meritocracy then why is this guy just a fan and not the color commentary guy
“TWELVE MEN ON THE FIELD GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!”
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
if we live in a meritocracy then why is this guy just a fan and not the color commentary guy
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Launch this guy into the sun with a gigantic trebuchet.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Launch this guy into the sun with a gigantic trebuchet.
the orlando magic have delivered the upset victory that we as a nation needed to begin our healing journey
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the orlando magic have delivered the upset victory that we as a nation needed to begin our healing journey
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I have a good relationship with my extended family, but visiting over Thanksgiving with people betting on football, typing prompt after prompt into ChatGPT, teaching "anti-terrorism" seminars to ICE agents, planning a DEA career…you can really feel the heat. You can smell something burning.
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I have a good relationship with my extended family, but visiting over Thanksgiving with people betting on football, typing prompt after prompt into ChatGPT, teaching "anti-terrorism" seminars to ICE agents, planning a DEA career…you can really feel the heat. You can smell something burning.
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that one horny review guy who wrote his whole review about mrs incredible's ass should tell us what he thinks about zootopia 2
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
that one horny review guy who wrote his whole review about mrs incredible's ass should tell us what he thinks about zootopia 2
it's happening again
fuck fuck fuck I'm not sure how exactly but this is really bad
![Screenshot from the AMC app showing an error. The message says "movies is not iterable" [sic] with a button that says "Retry"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:osehihjab6fcsbnbjscflsnn/bafkreig6xwzpkujqxp72cshnjahbbwagz3imx5qvvswdsw4sofrratas2i@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
it's happening again
democrat strategists ignoring the 60% because some of them might be trans: "how do we appeal to the 4% who are neutral"
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
democrat strategists ignoring the 60% because some of them might be trans: "how do we appeal to the 4% who are neutral"
why is x the everything app, which I have not opened since time immemorial, sending me push notifications about turtle from entourage, whose tweets I have never once read nor even considered the existence of
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
why is x the everything app, which I have not opened since time immemorial, sending me push notifications about turtle from entourage, whose tweets I have never once read nor even considered the existence of
having a reverse "osama should have hooped" moment here, where instead of writing 3-out-of-5 books, sally rooney should have done ecoterrorism
"I myself have publicly advocated the use of direct action, including property sabotage, in the cause of climate justice. It stands to reason that I should support the same range of tactics in the effort to prevent genocide."
Sally Rooney books may be withdrawn from UK sale over Palestine Action ban, court told
Rooney has said she intended to use royalties from her work "to go on supporting Palestine Action."
www.bbc.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
having a reverse "osama should have hooped" moment here, where instead of writing 3-out-of-5 books, sally rooney should have done ecoterrorism
I'm the guy who's super excited by the promo "jimmy fallon has a new christmas single: 'ugly sweater'." in fact the only thing that excites me more is drone-striking immigrant boats.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I'm the guy who's super excited by the promo "jimmy fallon has a new christmas single: 'ugly sweater'." in fact the only thing that excites me more is drone-striking immigrant boats.
my dogs rarely get human food, and it's usually tiny chunks of pizza crust or whatever when they do, but I wish I had recorded the "eyes go wide, ears shoot straight up" reaction they gave when they got a lil taste of today's turkey
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
my dogs rarely get human food, and it's usually tiny chunks of pizza crust or whatever when they do, but I wish I had recorded the "eyes go wide, ears shoot straight up" reaction they gave when they got a lil taste of today's turkey
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
"I'm having a lovely holiday and I'm capping it off by watching stranger things with the love of my life 🙂" - my impression of all of you right now
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"I'm having a lovely holiday and I'm capping it off by watching stranger things with the love of my life 🙂" - my impression of all of you right now
had a nice thanksgiving with family, but man, every year it's a little harder to find peace with the diminishing number of things still worth being thankful for
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
had a nice thanksgiving with family, but man, every year it's a little harder to find peace with the diminishing number of things still worth being thankful for
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
this thanksgiving is very close to becoming a norm macdonald best-of viewing party
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
this thanksgiving is very close to becoming a norm macdonald best-of viewing party
I hope most people have a wonderful thanksgiving, but I hope the woman I saw driving with the "proud scamdemic survivor" bites down too hard on the bone in her dry turkey
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I hope most people have a wonderful thanksgiving, but I hope the woman I saw driving with the "proud scamdemic survivor" bites down too hard on the bone in her dry turkey
some people are out there saying "gobble til you wobble." this is not who we are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
some people are out there saying "gobble til you wobble." this is not who we are.
won't be engagement farming with this but to all you out there describing amazing thanksgiving fare: my respect
my contributions for the family thanksgiving tomorrow: sourdough sausage goat cheese stuffing (more like goated cheese stuffing) and mojito cheesecake for dessert. both made from scratch, motherfuckers.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
won't be engagement farming with this but to all you out there describing amazing thanksgiving fare: my respect
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Seeing other narrative design people say that Clair Obscur had a bad 3rd act or bad ending(s)…I just can’t follow you there man. That shit ruled. Sorry. You break the combat wide fucking open and then get your choice of doing genocide or walking toward Omelas and saying “torturing that child rocks”
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Seeing other narrative design people say that Clair Obscur had a bad 3rd act or bad ending(s)…I just can’t follow you there man. That shit ruled. Sorry. You break the combat wide fucking open and then get your choice of doing genocide or walking toward Omelas and saying “torturing that child rocks”
my contributions for the family thanksgiving tomorrow: sourdough sausage goat cheese stuffing (more like goated cheese stuffing) and mojito cheesecake for dessert. both made from scratch, motherfuckers.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
my contributions for the family thanksgiving tomorrow: sourdough sausage goat cheese stuffing (more like goated cheese stuffing) and mojito cheesecake for dessert. both made from scratch, motherfuckers.
fouling to allow only 2 free throws when you're up 3... undoubtedly a smart strategy but it's such cowardly basketball
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
fouling to allow only 2 free throws when you're up 3... undoubtedly a smart strategy but it's such cowardly basketball
every close-up in this game looks like someone staring at the ooze from teenage mutant ninja turtles ii: the secret of the ooze
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
every close-up in this game looks like someone staring at the ooze from teenage mutant ninja turtles ii: the secret of the ooze
boston's nba cup floor... many are saying it's as green as it can be, but I have a few notes on how it could be greener
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
boston's nba cup floor... many are saying it's as green as it can be, but I have a few notes on how it could be greener