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“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Dude you looked stunning in our 1 on 1 today.
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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I thought a lot this week about how coming up in the humanities inculcates a healthy view of how to incorporate negative feedback to improve yourself, versus how many in tech presumably missed that lesson, so bristle and start elonposting as soon as they hear any pushback, no matter how justified.
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
LLM-Based Generative Podcasts for Gamers
February 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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You could not make Austin Powers today. Without including exciting new AI features from microsoft copilot
February 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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If anybody thinks this is a joke
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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people say these guys want feudalism, but even that gives them too much credit, because kings and queens and lords in feudalism had substantial obligations to the peasants, and worried about being disemboweled by the mob if they shirked those obligations for too long
a thing i think about a lot is that the median tech billionaire enjoys a level of privilege, wealth and comfort that even the most profligate medieval king could not have dreamt of, with absolutely none of the responsibilities that king would have had, while constantly demanding to be thanked for it
I was thinking about this over the weekend and I was finding myself drawn back to one line -

People like Jeff Bezos have been rewarded for their industry disruption by never having to worry about money ever again, and yet they also want the rest of the world to personally congratulate them for it.
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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My “the NVIDIA-OpenAI deal has zero impact on our financial relationship with OpenAI” shirt has people asking me a lot of questions answered by the shirt
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - It's the *world*, Harry-boy. And you're *made* of it. Every day you're out there you make more of yourself from it. I'm afraid you can't be *unmade* now.
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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wait a minute
January 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
if you follow this advice you are a coward
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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bars
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Currently
January 27, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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Greg Bovino won't see you making fun of him for being short, but your short friends will. And we'll be fine with it because we know it would bother him a lot and he's a total piece of shit.
January 27, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.

YOU - What will mine be marked by?

INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.

YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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Happy two year anniversary to the ultimate videogame launch announcement, the likes of which hasn’t been topped just yet
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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as ever
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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"Fascism fills the power void left by liberalism's inability to deal with the crises of capitalism" is factually and historically correct, short, direct, and not hard to understand

But people are still getting mad at us because we've been saying for a hundred years and now they have to listen
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
January 25, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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More than 20 years ago, Parenti wrote on how fascism could easily take hold in the US. A warning not to be complacent.
January 25, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Kinda waiting for the centrist dems to consolidate around an anti-extremism angle that opposes BOTH fascism and those who want better healthcare/affordable housing
September 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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constant time chum

(23 mins)

www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...
January 25, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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YOU - That's sad.

LIMBIC SYSTEM - Yes, it is. And you drowned in that sadness a long time ago.

YOU - What do you mean, “drowned”?

LIMBIC SYSTEM - You lost.
January 24, 2026 at 11:28 PM