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Bryan @bryantapia.bsky.social · 12h

I'm saying here, because I am brave: AI will NEVER make me Horny

404 Media @404media.co · 13h

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced in a post on X Tuesday that ChatGPT is officially getting into the fuckable chatbots game, with “erotica for verified adults” rolling out in December.

🔗 www.404media.co/chatgpt-erot...

ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck

As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck t...

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Bryan @bryantapia.bsky.social · 15h

I am sorry that the monkey's paw curled in this extremely upsetting way

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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 1d

they should make a kind of body that is functional, imo

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Bryan @bryantapia.bsky.social · 1d

damn. once again, it turns out i am online

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Bryan @bryantapia.bsky.social · 2d

Fascinated by this obfuscated exchange that happened in the comments under an article on Microsoft doing more of its AI bullshit. What twists and turns life can take

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 3d

Man I hope I’m wrong and hell is real

Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 3d

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

www.miamiherald.com

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 4d

Lisa wheeling in a lifeless Bart saying MOM, DAD, BART’S DEAD!

BART popping to life and saying DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT GOING TO ITCHY AND SCRATCHYLAND

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Bryan @bryantapia.bsky.social · 8d

What I'm saying is that you're a special boy

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Bryan @bryantapia.bsky.social · 8d

this is not something that "sometimes happens" what are you talking about you madman

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Bryan @bryantapia.bsky.social · 8d

I've heard that when multiple white collar workers share the same office, their optimisation cycles sync

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Bryan @bryantapia.bsky.social · 8d

At these scales, money has no choice but to reveal itself as fake

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 8d

This is why the markets are going to have such a tough time when the bubble bursts. This money doesn’t exist, and suggesting it does or humoring it is how companies get away with what amounts to lying. $4.5bn per quarter “by 2026”?? So in the next three months? Huh?

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 8d

$AMD - BARCLAYS RAISES AMD PRICE TARGET TO $300 FROM $200 Barclays analyst Tom O'Malley raised AMD’s price target to $300 from $200, keeping an Overweight rating. He said the OpenAI deal, including warrants tied to stock milestones, could add ~$4.5B per quarter by 2026,

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Bryan @bryantapia.bsky.social · 8d

Anyone else feeling Optimised for Teams today?

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John Scott-Railton @jsrailton.bsky.social · 9d

Proponents say age verification = showing your ID at the door to a bar.

But the analogy is often wrong.

It's more like: bouncer photocopies some IDs, & keeps them in a shed around back.

There will be more breaches.

By @jaypeters.net
www.theverge.com/news/792032/...

Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs

An “unauthorized party” may have accessed the names of users, the last four digits of credit card numbers, and more.

www.theverge.com

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John Scott-Railton @jsrailton.bsky.social · 9d

NEW: breach of Discord age verification data.

Including some users passports & DLs

Age verification is a badly implemented data grab wrapped in a moral panic.

Mark my words, as age verification mandates expand, we'll end up more surveilled and less secure. 1/

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 9d

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

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Eyes on the Fright 🎃 @eyesontheright.bsky.social · 10d

Tweet by @chlocialism that says "'i hate cigs' now replace cigs with women. not so funny, is it?"

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Bryan @bryantapia.bsky.social · 10d

Nice

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Bryan @bryantapia.bsky.social · 10d

Happy birthday Loomis. You are a fine gentleman. Inca says she hopes you have a wonderful day.

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cécile @haraiva.bsky.social · 10d

accidentally dropping my id card in front of you revealing that i am in fact a renaissance man (d.o.b. 1458, male)

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Bryan @bryantapia.bsky.social · 11d

what an unforeseeable turn of events

The Verge @theverge.com · 11d

Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs

An “unauthorized party” may have accessed the names of users, the last four digits of credit card numbers, and more.

buff.ly

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Scott Murderhouse @voxparlour.bsky.social · 12d

Become ungovernable

Noisy, hungry frogs sadden farmer's life. They scare his cattle and they also eat his flannel shirt.

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 13d

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Oct 2

The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Photograph of the fucked up looking cake, now with a crown of burning candles

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14d

Stephen King knew his stories — which aren't true by the way, they're "fiction," a fancy word for made-up — would scare people when he wrote them

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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 13d

ME: Hello my boss. Yeah I am using the tool that makes my work kind of a funny guess. Yeah instead of doing it normal. I think it's gonna be mostly computer guesses from now on.

MY BOSS: hell yeah bro lol

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