A Goddam Virginian
@goddamvirginian.bsky.social
swamp-adjacent man. mentally ill but ill like how rappers used to say it
Pinned
love when people like my dumb ideas. that is why i am here. gimme dat validation pllllleeeeaaassseeee
turning a big dial taht says "Progressivism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for
approval like a contestant on the price is right
approval like a contestant on the price is right
"Virginia Governor-elect Abigail Spanberger signaled tacit approval of a plan moving through Virginia’s legislature to redraw the state’s congressional lines, but she stopped short of offering an enthusiastic embrace like fellow Democratic governors."
Spanberger stops short of full embrace of redistricting effort in Virginia
Virginia’s governor-elect said voters are the real voices that matter on redistricting in the commonwealth.
www.politico.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
turning a big dial taht says "Progressivism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for
approval like a contestant on the price is right
approval like a contestant on the price is right
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To friends overseas, please don't visit the US right now unless it's an unavoidable necessity.
US plans to start checking tourists’ social media over last five years
US plans to start checking tourists’ social media over last five years
The proposal would be part of the screening process for travellers entering the US under the Visa Waiver Program
www.irishtimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
To friends overseas, please don't visit the US right now unless it's an unavoidable necessity.
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I love and cherish the sea cucumber pokemon that can convert its guts into a weird hand
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I love and cherish the sea cucumber pokemon that can convert its guts into a weird hand
RFKjr texting olivia nuzzi about giving her a hot beef injection and she thinks he means his Penis and he actually has a syringe full of beef tallow
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
RFKjr texting olivia nuzzi about giving her a hot beef injection and she thinks he means his Penis and he actually has a syringe full of beef tallow
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Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear
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"The kids are alright" - me seeing a weird kid with the same taste as an immature middle-aged man
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"The kids are alright" - me seeing a weird kid with the same taste as an immature middle-aged man
coworker told me theyre planning to watch Batman Returns and lucky for them i have previously hyperfixated on that movie
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
coworker told me theyre planning to watch Batman Returns and lucky for them i have previously hyperfixated on that movie
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Discover the perfect festive film to pair with ice-cold Coca-Cola.
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Discover the perfect festive film to pair with ice-cold Coca-Cola.
there is a side character in Gilmore Girls whose name is [Slur] and whose personality is [Offensive Stereotypes about (Slur)]
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
there is a side character in Gilmore Girls whose name is [Slur] and whose personality is [Offensive Stereotypes about (Slur)]
"we have a special guest with us tonight– well he's always here, always around. some people say he's not real, I know he's real. we know he's real, dont we folks? now, they say I'm orange, but this guy's red, red as a fire truck. Old Scratch some people might call him. I call him Satan. The Devil."
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"we have a special guest with us tonight– well he's always here, always around. some people say he's not real, I know he's real. we know he's real, dont we folks? now, they say I'm orange, but this guy's red, red as a fire truck. Old Scratch some people might call him. I call him Satan. The Devil."
watching an adult play pokemon for the first time in 25 years is so fucking funny. what do you mean "why is Flying super effective against Grass?" it just is
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
watching an adult play pokemon for the first time in 25 years is so fucking funny. what do you mean "why is Flying super effective against Grass?" it just is
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no I hear this m.youtube.com/watch?v=s_51...
Donkey Kong rates your Manhood [DK PP RAP]
YouTube video by The House of the Dank
m.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
no I hear this m.youtube.com/watch?v=s_51...
How Does This Picture Make You Feel?
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
How Does This Picture Make You Feel?
Prima's Official Donkey Kong 64 Strategy Guide
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Prima's Official Donkey Kong 64 Strategy Guide
about to find out why Margaret goes by "Peggy"
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
about to find out why Margaret goes by "Peggy"
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i have never been horny
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i have never been horny
dont think ellison wants to buy the movies/streaming, he wants to buy cnn
It's gonna happen, this is how they beat the Ellisons bsky.app/profile/tvmo...
ICYMI from last night: WB Discovery confirmed that TCM will be part of the studios & streaming division that Netflix is trying to buy.
Here's looking at you, Ted? www.vulture.com/article/tcm-...
Here's looking at you, Ted? www.vulture.com/article/tcm-...
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
dont think ellison wants to buy the movies/streaming, he wants to buy cnn
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GIRL stands for Goku In Real Life
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
GIRL stands for Goku In Real Life
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different mountain dews restore different humors in your body and should only be used in the appropriate circumstance
February 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
different mountain dews restore different humors in your body and should only be used in the appropriate circumstance
You take the VOLTAGE pill... you're charged with raspberry citrus flavor and ginseng.
You take the CODE RED pill... you'll experience all of the great taste and exhilaration of MTN DEW, and I show you how hard the cherry flavor kicks.
You take the CODE RED pill... you'll experience all of the great taste and exhilaration of MTN DEW, and I show you how hard the cherry flavor kicks.
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You take the VOLTAGE pill... you're charged with raspberry citrus flavor and ginseng.
You take the CODE RED pill... you'll experience all of the great taste and exhilaration of MTN DEW, and I show you how hard the cherry flavor kicks.
You take the CODE RED pill... you'll experience all of the great taste and exhilaration of MTN DEW, and I show you how hard the cherry flavor kicks.
coworker, to me: "Do you ever use Blueksy?"
me, in the middle of typing "hank hill wouldnt take the red pill or blue pill without a written prescription from his primary care doctor or a referred specialist": "no ."
me, in the middle of typing "hank hill wouldnt take the red pill or blue pill without a written prescription from his primary care doctor or a referred specialist": "no ."
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
coworker, to me: "Do you ever use Blueksy?"
me, in the middle of typing "hank hill wouldnt take the red pill or blue pill without a written prescription from his primary care doctor or a referred specialist": "no ."
me, in the middle of typing "hank hill wouldnt take the red pill or blue pill without a written prescription from his primary care doctor or a referred specialist": "no ."
coworkers began discussing bluesky at lunch today. bet i have more followers than they do though any of them could be a following/followed by 20k+ type
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
coworkers began discussing bluesky at lunch today. bet i have more followers than they do though any of them could be a following/followed by 20k+ type
someone forwarding your email to the center director who then forwards it to the entire center is the work equivalent of having a Post pop off
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
someone forwarding your email to the center director who then forwards it to the entire center is the work equivalent of having a Post pop off