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A Goddam Virginian
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swamp-adjacent man. mentally ill but ill like how rappers used to say it
*cum
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
correct
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i gotta rewatch that
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
macaroni and cheese was brought to america by thomas jefferson and the first american recipe for it was published in The Virginia House-Wife. its about as Virginian as you can get, next to ham, biscuits, and, of course, oysters
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
its so fucking funny, dude! its the funniest! they have lebowski on there but they dont want to admit the coens made other good comedies too
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
im fine with Poor Things being on there. its uncomfortable but its definitely going for laughs. it meets a traditional definition of "comedy." but it feels like for Brazil they said "monty python guy made an absurdist satire? comedy!" without watching the movie
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No Country for Old Men is a better comedy than Brazil (pervert sentence) but speaking of which Raising Arizona isnt on the list at all. dumb list
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
nothing gets these guys harder than not just breaking a rule, but finding a loop hole that lets them break a rule but argue they shouldnt get in trouble, bc they are mentally 12. he wants the computer to call you a slur without being explicitly told to
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
mac and cheese is probably the second most virginian thing on that list! mashed potatoes are fine theyre just an all year food and thanksgiving has worthier bespoke sides. fried oysters would be nice. im down with additional proteins
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the rolls at least can sop up juices or be used for a mini sandwich, get the mashed potatoes up on outta here
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
youre going to be drowning in starches, thats a given, at least get ones that are colorful and flavorful. dont waste plate space on the basics, you can get rolls and mashed potatoes any other time of the year
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
the pfp of the example user is dumbass-coded
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
lookit him face
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM