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Bernie A.
@bpanderson.bsky.social
40 | Autistic cis man, cat dad, Amigan. No transphobes or racists allowed.
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Hello new users. Do you like technology designed by folks from Jupiter?
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What does it mean if I like my masculinity but am repulsed by being around most men?
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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in this house we RESPECT saint george (michael)
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Our MVS restoration is now complimented by this display stand of NFC cards to choose what game to play in @arcadearchive.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
What does it mean if I like my masculinity but am repulsed by being around most men?
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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patent number 481397410239847 a bidet specifically for peeing (does not work with pooping)
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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alanis morrisette’s pyramid scheme would be named “you give, you earn!”
alanis morissette's car dealership would be named you auto know
alanis morissette's cheese cavern would be named You Grotto Know
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I'm like the Michael Jordan of burying my face in an ass
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Repost if you would adopt the brown goblin
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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not sure what to purchase today, or tomorrow? consider: some new art
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Hey everyone! Please give Brian a hand if you can!
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
George is sleeping on my leg
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
G.I. Tract
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Void Warranties.
Break This Seal.
It Is Your Device.
June 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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"democrat seeks inspiration from venture capitalist" is their entire problem in a nutshell lol
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Soviet Bread - Painting by Ilya Mashov, 1936
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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'November Snow'
Quint Bucholz
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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edgy cynicism as a preemptive reflexive embarrassment at being perceived as credulous is how you get GenX maybe don’t be like that
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Italian Editor: Helmut, did you get those pictures we asked for?

Helmut Newton: Sure thing boss, real sexy, just like you asked.

Italian Editor: thank you Helmut, that is what we asked
Helmut Newton photo for the 1986 Italian edition Pirelli Tires calendar #HelmutNewton #PirelliTires
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Pam Grier can poke me with her trident any time she likes
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM