Bernie A.
@bpanderson.bsky.social
40 | Autistic cis man, cat dad, Amigan. No transphobes or racists allowed.
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Bernie A.
@bpanderson.bsky.social
· Oct 15
Hello new users. Do you like technology designed by folks from Jupiter?
What does it mean if I like my masculinity but am repulsed by being around most men?
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What does it mean if I like my masculinity but am repulsed by being around most men?
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patent number 481397410239847 a bidet specifically for peeing (does not work with pooping)
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
patent number 481397410239847 a bidet specifically for peeing (does not work with pooping)
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alanis morrisette’s pyramid scheme would be named “you give, you earn!”
alanis morissette's car dealership would be named you auto know
alanis morissette's cheese cavern would be named You Grotto Know
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
alanis morrisette’s pyramid scheme would be named “you give, you earn!”
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I'm like the Michael Jordan of burying my face in an ass
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm like the Michael Jordan of burying my face in an ass
Repost if you would adopt the brown goblin
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Repost if you would adopt the brown goblin
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not sure what to purchase today, or tomorrow? consider: some new art
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
not sure what to purchase today, or tomorrow? consider: some new art
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Hey everyone! Please give Brian a hand if you can!
The snow is forecast for Monday around here. I need to stock up SUNDAY!
#MutualAid #helpsky #blacksky #fundsky 💸💕 #helpfolxlive #HelpFolksLive2025 #BIPOCMA
#MutualAid #helpsky #blacksky #fundsky 💸💕 #helpfolxlive #HelpFolksLive2025 #BIPOCMA
Help a disabled black man afford food for the next couple weeks?
#MutualAid #helpsky #blacksky #BIPOCMA 💸💕
ko-fi.com/bpsycho
www.paypal.me/longbongsilver
Cash.app/longbongsilver
venmo.com/u/longbongsi...
#MutualAid #helpsky #blacksky #BIPOCMA 💸💕
ko-fi.com/bpsycho
www.paypal.me/longbongsilver
Cash.app/longbongsilver
venmo.com/u/longbongsi...
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hey everyone! Please give Brian a hand if you can!
George is sleeping on my leg
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
George is sleeping on my leg
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Void Warranties.
Break This Seal.
It Is Your Device.
Break This Seal.
It Is Your Device.
June 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Void Warranties.
Break This Seal.
It Is Your Device.
Break This Seal.
It Is Your Device.
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"democrat seeks inspiration from venture capitalist" is their entire problem in a nutshell lol
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"democrat seeks inspiration from venture capitalist" is their entire problem in a nutshell lol
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Soviet Bread - Painting by Ilya Mashov, 1936
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Soviet Bread - Painting by Ilya Mashov, 1936
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'November Snow'
Quint Bucholz
Quint Bucholz
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
'November Snow'
Quint Bucholz
Quint Bucholz
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edgy cynicism as a preemptive reflexive embarrassment at being perceived as credulous is how you get GenX maybe don’t be like that
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
edgy cynicism as a preemptive reflexive embarrassment at being perceived as credulous is how you get GenX maybe don’t be like that
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Italian Editor: Helmut, did you get those pictures we asked for?
Helmut Newton: Sure thing boss, real sexy, just like you asked.
Italian Editor: thank you Helmut, that is what we asked
Helmut Newton: Sure thing boss, real sexy, just like you asked.
Italian Editor: thank you Helmut, that is what we asked
Helmut Newton photo for the 1986 Italian edition Pirelli Tires calendar #HelmutNewton #PirelliTires
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Italian Editor: Helmut, did you get those pictures we asked for?
Helmut Newton: Sure thing boss, real sexy, just like you asked.
Italian Editor: thank you Helmut, that is what we asked
Helmut Newton: Sure thing boss, real sexy, just like you asked.
Italian Editor: thank you Helmut, that is what we asked
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
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Pam Grier can poke me with her trident any time she likes
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Pam Grier can poke me with her trident any time she likes
I did some shoveling and am recovering with some Gatorade in a frosted mug.
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I did some shoveling and am recovering with some Gatorade in a frosted mug.
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I doubt this pizza is hot or ready
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I doubt this pizza is hot or ready
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Look at this cat i drew
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Look at this cat i drew
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that's goatse
www.imdb.com/title/tt0085... this one was a LOT less sexy than it promised to be, but it was also very funny (evil forces trilling)
Mausoleum (1983) ⭐ 5.1 | Fantasy, Horror
1h 36m | R
www.imdb.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
that's goatse
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