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Buick 👍
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I like to say that EV horsepower is like smartphone megapixels.

“My phone has 60 megapixels.”

ok, why are the photos still shit?
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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EV horsepower numbers aren’t real. They’re made up. “This crossover has 2000 hp.”
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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More McIver (D-NJ) to ICE chief at today's hearing:
-"How do you think Judgment Day will work for you, with so much blood on your hands?"
-"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
-"How many government agencies are you aware of that routinely kill American citizens and still get funding?"
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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reminded of that post that was like "subtle difference! Catholics think suffering is good and Protestants think pleasure is bad :)" and increasingly worried about our Protestant-coded times
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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old man yelling at cloud but forums were great for maintaining a historical record for niche communities. my specific gripe is for magic the gathering, decks in eternal formats were developed in years of threads and you could go back and see how cards were implemented from new sets over time
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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they're calling it the dunkin donuts ad that single-handedly lost new england the superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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super bowl ads are always annoying and bad but i think this is the first year they were legitimately Evil
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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extremely samantha jones voice honey i’d mount baldy any day of the week
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I don't really follow football that closely but I'm always happy when a team wins without an elite QB but has a dominant defense.

Love Trent Dilfer type runs lol
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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I’ve seen enough.

Let’s bash.
Let's Bash | The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Getting cooked by the mono guy smh
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Toyota showed off a rad looking 90's Rav4 to sell a new, bigger, uglier Rav4
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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all these ads are geared toward people our age because they think we have all the money but the joke is on them. 8 or 10 guys have all the money.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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the horrified silence that fell over this whole super bowl party at the sight of the good will hunting dunkin commercial
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
That Dunkin commercial was nightmarish
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
America is a scam based economy now
I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The Red Dead Redemption remaster looks a little different than I remember
February 8, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Grease 2 stinks
February 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Obsessed with this as a kid, and the computer version I used to play on the library computer
so incredibly cool, still have the copy my parents gave me as a child in the early 90s that's responsible for me being Like This
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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this truly is the ‘sucks to suck’ administration on top of being the ‘everybody is twelve’ administration
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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Sick of this!
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM