LCD Soundgarden
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We are all horrible and wonderful and figuring it out. - Harris Wittels
We are all horrible and wonderful and figuring it out. - Harris Wittels
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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Heads up, Seattle: Aki Kurose Middle School in Hillman City and Cleveland STEM High School in Beacon Hill are sheltering in place after ICE activity was reported in the area.
Two Seattle schools shelter in place due to reported ICE activity
Seattle Public Schools that ICE agents might be trying to draw out families who intended to bring their children home from school after news of ICE activity.
www.seattletimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Heads up, Seattle: Aki Kurose Middle School in Hillman City and Cleveland STEM High School in Beacon Hill are sheltering in place after ICE activity was reported in the area.
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Evergreen Comix.
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Evergreen Comix.
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You can say Merry Protein again
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You can say Merry Protein again
A light in the darkness
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
A light in the darkness
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DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/
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it's been a long year but at least it's almost 2027
January 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
it's been a long year but at least it's almost 2027
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/
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We’re just normal men
January 6, 2026 at 12:45 PM
We’re just normal men
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A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 PM
A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
me every single day
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
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"When you're running, all your troubles and concerns just melt away. It's beautiful. You become really present because running wears away the cartilage in your hip, knee, and ankle joints, which causes such intense pain that you lose the ability to focus on anything else." buff.ly/vv8JElo
You Should Try Running, According to Me, Your Friend Who Won’t Shut Up About Running
Have you tried running? It’s exhilarating. Really, I mean it. Running changed my life. Before running, I’d order pasta without telling everyone I w...
buff.ly
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"When you're running, all your troubles and concerns just melt away. It's beautiful. You become really present because running wears away the cartilage in your hip, knee, and ankle joints, which causes such intense pain that you lose the ability to focus on anything else." buff.ly/vv8JElo
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
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We’re just innocent men
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We’re just innocent men
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Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
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My true Christmas wish - the thing I hold most hopeful in my heart - is that each and every one of you has a better 2026 than you had in 2025. May the fates be generous and kind and you all receive the blessings you all so richly deserve. Merry Christmas and much love to you all.
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My true Christmas wish - the thing I hold most hopeful in my heart - is that each and every one of you has a better 2026 than you had in 2025. May the fates be generous and kind and you all receive the blessings you all so richly deserve. Merry Christmas and much love to you all.
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
Merry Christmas Eve to all my fellow office drones who're working today.
Harvey Danger - Sometimes You Have to Work On Christmas
YouTube video by JohnnyChicago
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December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Merry Christmas Eve to all my fellow office drones who're working today.
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"My name has been an epithet for so long; I fantasize about what it might come to represent. 'Why, these pearls?' a lady might say. 'They were a Christmas gift from my husband.' 'You’re a lucky girl—he sounds like quite the Scrooge!' will be the reply."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sur...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sur...
Surely People Will Remember Me, Ebenezer Scrooge, as the Christmas-Loving Man I Became
Dearest Fred,
I have great news: after endless interview sessions, Charles told me today that he’s finally ready to start drafting my biography. He...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"My name has been an epithet for so long; I fantasize about what it might come to represent. 'Why, these pearls?' a lady might say. 'They were a Christmas gift from my husband.' 'You’re a lucky girl—he sounds like quite the Scrooge!' will be the reply."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sur...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sur...
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Feels like a great day to repost my @mcsweeneys.net piece about the new editor at CBS News!
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/aaa...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/aaa...
“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief
“[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Feels like a great day to repost my @mcsweeneys.net piece about the new editor at CBS News!
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/aaa...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/aaa...
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
relatable
APP NOTIFICATION: MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!
EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!
December 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
relatable
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I don't need to be shamed by calling them "Last Minute Gifts." A week out is plenty diligent. Long term storage of a gift doesn't make it more precious.
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I don't need to be shamed by calling them "Last Minute Gifts." A week out is plenty diligent. Long term storage of a gift doesn't make it more precious.