Bisker Crispy
@biskercrispy.bsky.social
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For once I'd like the menu options to carefully listen to ME. I've changed too, you know.
December 1, 2024 at 5:22 PM
For once I'd like the menu options to carefully listen to ME. I've changed too, you know.
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When I see two birds flying together I always picture them arguing furiously.
December 26, 2024 at 10:49 PM
When I see two birds flying together I always picture them arguing furiously.
My deepest, most sincere apologies for my earlier correspondence. I mistakenly used a preposition at the end of a sentence and will be running upon my blade at approximately 5:00pm.
Best.
Best.
December 21, 2024 at 7:48 PM
My deepest, most sincere apologies for my earlier correspondence. I mistakenly used a preposition at the end of a sentence and will be running upon my blade at approximately 5:00pm.
Best.
Best.
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If a store ever tell you that you can't bring food in just tell em these are your service carbs.
December 21, 2024 at 3:03 PM
If a store ever tell you that you can't bring food in just tell em these are your service carbs.
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Sorry I didn't call back...I forgot the call dropped... and that we were talking...and who are you again?
December 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Sorry I didn't call back...I forgot the call dropped... and that we were talking...and who are you again?
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*filling every waffle hole with syrup* you like that don’t you naughty girl
December 21, 2024 at 12:15 PM
*filling every waffle hole with syrup* you like that don’t you naughty girl
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“coward’s ratio” i whisper at 1 like and no reskeets
December 21, 2024 at 4:37 PM
“coward’s ratio” i whisper at 1 like and no reskeets
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barista: what can i get you
me: i’ll have a few minutes inside the bean grinder, pls
me: i’ll have a few minutes inside the bean grinder, pls
December 21, 2024 at 1:12 PM
barista: what can i get you
me: i’ll have a few minutes inside the bean grinder, pls
me: i’ll have a few minutes inside the bean grinder, pls
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Get out of my face, giant glowing orb that sustains all life on my planet, I'm trying to drive
December 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Get out of my face, giant glowing orb that sustains all life on my planet, I'm trying to drive
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What is with men here sending DMs though, quit acting brand new. Men are shitlisted in 2025, it’s sex robot time
December 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
What is with men here sending DMs though, quit acting brand new. Men are shitlisted in 2025, it’s sex robot time
@artlust.bsky.social
Aww you're here ❤️
Aww you're here ❤️
December 21, 2024 at 7:33 PM
@artlust.bsky.social
Aww you're here ❤️
Aww you're here ❤️
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Rebranding sweatpants as goblin pants, thoughts?
December 21, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Rebranding sweatpants as goblin pants, thoughts?
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[getting my ass beat in the most embarrassing way possible] oh, real mature. Very nice
December 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
[getting my ass beat in the most embarrassing way possible] oh, real mature. Very nice
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I can’t be your Daddy, I’m wearing panties.
December 21, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I can’t be your Daddy, I’m wearing panties.
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911: what is your emergency
ME: i need a hug
911: hold please
ME: i need a hug
911: hold please
December 21, 2024 at 5:04 PM
911: what is your emergency
ME: i need a hug
911: hold please
ME: i need a hug
911: hold please
The cashier at the gas station tried to cover it up but I saw it.
You hear me?
I SAW IT.
You hear me?
I SAW IT.
December 13, 2024 at 5:39 AM
The cashier at the gas station tried to cover it up but I saw it.
You hear me?
I SAW IT.
You hear me?
I SAW IT.
Something about a tomato cracker and ripped jeans pockets. Lose my number.
December 13, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Something about a tomato cracker and ripped jeans pockets. Lose my number.
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How dare you tell me *Happy Hondadays* when you know my family celebrates *Toyotathon*?
December 12, 2024 at 7:39 PM
How dare you tell me *Happy Hondadays* when you know my family celebrates *Toyotathon*?
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I just heard the kids from down the hall getting home from school and one of them said "last one to the door is a rotten egg" and for some reason I can't quite pin down, I'm so glad kids still say that
December 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I just heard the kids from down the hall getting home from school and one of them said "last one to the door is a rotten egg" and for some reason I can't quite pin down, I'm so glad kids still say that
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all the the end
small of
things titanic
🤝
rose’s by the stairs
small of
things titanic
🤝
rose’s by the stairs
December 12, 2024 at 11:39 PM
all the the end
small of
things titanic
🤝
rose’s by the stairs
small of
things titanic
🤝
rose’s by the stairs
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One nice part about this platform is they are still working out the kinks so if a post does bad you can tell yourself it’s probably the servers. The servers are too warm and they aren’t showing your good post. Because of the heat.
December 12, 2024 at 11:40 PM
One nice part about this platform is they are still working out the kinks so if a post does bad you can tell yourself it’s probably the servers. The servers are too warm and they aren’t showing your good post. Because of the heat.
Chris Cross did, in fact, make me jump, jump.
My GF: We need to get you new clothes
Me [standing there in overalls with one strap hanging down]: Why?
Me [standing there in overalls with one strap hanging down]: Why?
December 13, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Chris Cross did, in fact, make me jump, jump.
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My GF: We need to get you new clothes
Me [standing there in overalls with one strap hanging down]: Why?
Me [standing there in overalls with one strap hanging down]: Why?
December 12, 2024 at 10:54 PM
My GF: We need to get you new clothes
Me [standing there in overalls with one strap hanging down]: Why?
Me [standing there in overalls with one strap hanging down]: Why?
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*forgets to bring phone into the bathroom* i’m off the grid
December 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
*forgets to bring phone into the bathroom* i’m off the grid