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B.S. Thornton
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I original?

CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah

STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one?

CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah

STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual?

CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah

STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need?

CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now
April 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Which countries sent the most athletes per capita to the 2026 Winter Olympics?

Liechtenstein clears the field by sending 8 athletes from a population of 40,023, meaning roughly 1 out of every 5,000 Liechtensteiners is at the Olympics.

This is a deeply unserious and extremely important statistic.
February 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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We made it
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Grammy voters in 2015, for some reason:
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Right after Cameron Winter says "thank you very much, we have one last song."
January 2, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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This is unquestionably the best looking football game of the season, right
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Who did it better?
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I’ve never seen Canadians sing their anthem so pointedly and aggressively
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Guess I'm not the target demographic for the Jonas Brothers considering the only song of theirs that I've heard is "My Name Is Jonas." (great song, though)
October 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Every summer, the Sickos Committee celebrates non-NCAA collegiate championships from all sorts of sports and competitions.

Here's Part 1, which includes Ballroom Dance (Minnesota), Crop Judging (Kansas State), and Hurling (Purdue).

Let us know what your school won down below!
October 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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should’ve charged the mound
The Guardians clinch a playoff spot with a walkoff hit by pitch
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Me 5 seconds into someone explaining a board game
12 seconds into the first volley
September 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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HONEYBAKED HOCKEY
August 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.
July 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The fucked up thing about Hulk Hogan dying now is that Trump gets to appoint his replacement
July 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM