Elizabeth
@thejawnoftime.bsky.social
old man yells at cloud
📍philly ❤️
📍philly ❤️
Hour and a half until the half-dead Sixers
Hands in the middle, sickos. On 3, we all chant, “I have no self-respect!”
Hands in the middle, sickos. On 3, we all chant, “I have no self-respect!”
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hour and a half until the half-dead Sixers
Hands in the middle, sickos. On 3, we all chant, “I have no self-respect!”
Hands in the middle, sickos. On 3, we all chant, “I have no self-respect!”
![A screenshot of a text convo with one person sending a meme of DW from Arthur crying on the ground and a reply that says, “They gotta fire[ing squad] a lot of people”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vrpb3hj36smdnorfqy2jf4ce/bafkreicehnhjvjp6gva2td5lb3nvdrvxyruopobpswjl22xc5tbxusw2om@jpeg)
I have always said the 3rd quarter eagles will save us
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I have always said the 3rd quarter eagles will save us
*looking at the Chiefs’ record*
Yes, Patrick Mahomes. The star
Yes, Patrick Mahomes. The star
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
*looking at the Chiefs’ record*
Yes, Patrick Mahomes. The star
Yes, Patrick Mahomes. The star
Heating up Thanksgiving leftovers, the Eagles cannot hurt me 🙅🏻♀️
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Heating up Thanksgiving leftovers, the Eagles cannot hurt me 🙅🏻♀️
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Happy Thanksgiving, friends! Hope your glass is bottomless and your pies delicious
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, friends! Hope your glass is bottomless and your pies delicious
“Are you going out for Thanksgiving Eve?”
Brother, I have bed Advil, office Advil, and purse Advil, no
Brother, I have bed Advil, office Advil, and purse Advil, no
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“Are you going out for Thanksgiving Eve?”
Brother, I have bed Advil, office Advil, and purse Advil, no
Brother, I have bed Advil, office Advil, and purse Advil, no
Feels like I just ran a marathon in the kitchen, but choose your fighter:
- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Feels like I just ran a marathon in the kitchen, but choose your fighter:
- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
I have never been more locked in on pie and appetizer making
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I have never been more locked in on pie and appetizer making
I do feel like Instacart shoppers should get some sort of hazard pay today or something
another year as a male instacart shopper on the day before thanksgiving. I’m substituting celery for leeks on your order. I’m telling you they’re out of canned cranberry sauce. I have never heard of lettuce.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I do feel like Instacart shoppers should get some sort of hazard pay today or something
Reposted by Elizabeth
There’s always a lot to think about when this recirculates, but I always come back to being shocked that Andy Reid knows what fontina and gruyere cheese is
If you need another Thanksgiving side, can I interest you in Andy Reid's Mac and cheese.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
There’s always a lot to think about when this recirculates, but I always come back to being shocked that Andy Reid knows what fontina and gruyere cheese is
Picked a good night not to watch the Philadelphia basketball team, I see
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Picked a good night not to watch the Philadelphia basketball team, I see
I followed all those steps to remove permissions for Google to use my emails to train AI, and now they won’t sort my email into priority/social/promotions, so I get notifications for every email
I think they’re trying to inconvenience me into caving on their AI training, & I *really* resent that
I think they’re trying to inconvenience me into caving on their AI training, & I *really* resent that
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I followed all those steps to remove permissions for Google to use my emails to train AI, and now they won’t sort my email into priority/social/promotions, so I get notifications for every email
I think they’re trying to inconvenience me into caving on their AI training, & I *really* resent that
I think they’re trying to inconvenience me into caving on their AI training, & I *really* resent that
Had the Primo Pilgrim hoagie for lunch as a Thanksgiving pregame, great sandwich
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Had the Primo Pilgrim hoagie for lunch as a Thanksgiving pregame, great sandwich
Wearing a cocktail dress as I beg the Spirit flight attendant for a cup of water before I pass out >>>
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Wearing a cocktail dress as I beg the Spirit flight attendant for a cup of water before I pass out >>>
Always that guy on the weight floor grunting loud enough for half of the gym to hear; buddy, I’m here on day 1 of my uterus trying to rip itself in half, I promise you you’re not going through it that bad
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Always that guy on the weight floor grunting loud enough for half of the gym to hear; buddy, I’m here on day 1 of my uterus trying to rip itself in half, I promise you you’re not going through it that bad
Did someone say karaoke
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Did someone say karaoke
Hope you all are carb-loading for the discourse this week, you’re gonna need it
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hope you all are carb-loading for the discourse this week, you’re gonna need it
Just once in my life, I would like to operate a t-shirt cannon while under the influence
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just once in my life, I would like to operate a t-shirt cannon while under the influence
They got Teflon on our net or something?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They got Teflon on our net or something?