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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 11h

Sorry, that’s better

The GTA “ah shit here we go again” meme but the guy is wearing a black Iverson jersey and walking towards whatever they call the Sixers/Flyers arena now

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 12h

(Already got tickets to one of the throwback jersey nights, sicko mode reactivated)

The GTA ah shit here we go again meme but the guy is walking towards whatever the call the Sixers/Flyers arena now

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 17h

:)

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 17h

Look, if you want overly salty peanut-flavored sawdust wrapped in crap chocolate, I don’t know what to tell you!

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 17h

Thank you, Ben, you are a certified #candyknower

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 17h

Look, if you want overly salty peanut-flavored sawdust wrapped in crap chocolate, I don’t know what to tell you!

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 17h

Is this a safe space? Reese’s are 🚮

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 19h

Made it two (2) days before breaking into the Costco-sized bag of Halloween candy

A black and white image of Michael Jordan with the caption “fuck them kids” in white over his face

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 23h

A picture of an Italian hoagie with a seeded roll on crinkly paper from the side. Lunches, lettuce, and tomatoes are visible

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 3d

Fixing the typo pretend you never saw this

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your mom's favorite বাঙালি @karmitthesnitch.bsky.social · 3d

Phillies hitters in the postseason:

SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 3d

Now I gotta pretend to be productive for 2 hours

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

When you hear it’s Mental Health Awareness Day, and you were already TOO AWARE

A photo of Cris Sanchez of the Phillies looking exasperated after the umpire missed a call at the plate that ultimately could’ve cost the game

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

New profile picture for spooky season, and what are “Philly sports” anyways?

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

The Phanatic laying on the ground in black and white with the lyrics:

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

Over it

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

Make sure to drink water and otherwise practice self care

Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

If you put on the Eagles after that, you’ve achieved Platinum Sicko Status, and I salute you

I’m choosing the less painful option of banging my head against a wall until bedtime

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

Yup. Hard to wrap your head around

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

Hard to process how much Kerkering’s brain just died in that moment — I saw the hit, thought, “good, he got out of the inning, and we have another shot”

JT waving so dramatically towards first; you probably could’ve seen that from space

And then it was over in one of the biggest fuck ups possible

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

JT basically putting up a billboard telling him to throw to first

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

I’m just blinking.

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

Yikes.

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

Thomas the tank engine with a side eye and the caption saying, Thomas had never seen such a mess

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

You have out dressed me in the afterlife :)

Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

Just bury me alive at this point

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

Now I may simply not have the time 🙄

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4d

Man, I had a whole relaxation plan for tonight for after a normal-length game too:

I was either going to take a bubble bath with or without a toaster depending on the outcome

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