Michael C. Bazarewsky
@bazstuff.com
just another bird refugee I guess
Mastodon: @[email protected]
GitHub: @mikebaz / @MikeBazMSFT
Senior Customer Engineer, Microsoft ISV and Digital Natives Center of Excellence. Posts and opinions are mine.
Mastodon: @[email protected]
GitHub: @mikebaz / @MikeBazMSFT
Senior Customer Engineer, Microsoft ISV and Digital Natives Center of Excellence. Posts and opinions are mine.
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THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
I know I'm supposed to hate the corporate money-driven bullshit that is the modern Olympics, BUT CURLING!
The US-Sweden Mixed match today? fucking amazing with a great final end.
The US-Sweden Mixed match today? fucking amazing with a great final end.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I know I'm supposed to hate the corporate money-driven bullshit that is the modern Olympics, BUT CURLING!
The US-Sweden Mixed match today? fucking amazing with a great final end.
The US-Sweden Mixed match today? fucking amazing with a great final end.
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What if AWS US-EAST-1 was just sleepy and wanted a nap tho
October 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
What if AWS US-EAST-1 was just sleepy and wanted a nap tho
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Top causes of serious injury among out-of-shape Americans:
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass
Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Top causes of serious injury among out-of-shape Americans:
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass
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Hi just letting you know, every embarrassing and/or wrong thing I've ever said was off the record
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hi just letting you know, every embarrassing and/or wrong thing I've ever said was off the record
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oh like y’all have never drunk texted a reporter while being a us attorney and forgot to go off the record
October 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
oh like y’all have never drunk texted a reporter while being a us attorney and forgot to go off the record
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This is actually a perfect meme.
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This is actually a perfect meme.
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
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if only there had been some way of seeing this coming
if only someone had warned the poor dears
if only someone had warned the poor dears
Fred writes that Tesla owners were "swindled," and he's completely correct.
electrek.co/2025/10/20/t...
electrek.co/2025/10/20/t...
Tesla is heading into multi-billion-dollar iceberg of its own making
Tesla’s ‘Full Self-Driving Supervised’ expansion is back firing as it exposes its shortcomings. Customers left without promised features are growing...
electrek.co
October 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if only there had been some way of seeing this coming
if only someone had warned the poor dears
if only someone had warned the poor dears
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An image of the Trump-Vance presidency smashing a wrecking ball into the White House to build a monument to Dear Leader—during a government shutdown—captures 2025 pretty well
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
An image of the Trump-Vance presidency smashing a wrecking ball into the White House to build a monument to Dear Leader—during a government shutdown—captures 2025 pretty well
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Just receieved this today from Florida Blue. This is for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premiums are going from $333 (2025) to $2300 in 2026.
October 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just receieved this today from Florida Blue. This is for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premiums are going from $333 (2025) to $2300 in 2026.
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/5 I mean in terms of completely airheaded lack of comprehension of the situation this is like getting dinner at the French Laundry and then when the bill comes saying you shouldn’t have to pay because you have the third most popular food influencer blog in Rancho Cucamonga
October 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
/5 I mean in terms of completely airheaded lack of comprehension of the situation this is like getting dinner at the French Laundry and then when the bill comes saying you shouldn’t have to pay because you have the third most popular food influencer blog in Rancho Cucamonga
we were a shit audience but Kami Kehoe still brought it tonight. I didn't know her before, but I do now
October 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
we were a shit audience but Kami Kehoe still brought it tonight. I didn't know her before, but I do now
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good news, we've fixed the national debt
Paxos accidentally mints more than twice the global GDP in PayPal stablecoins
October 15, 2025
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=paxos-accidental-mint
October 15, 2025
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=paxos-accidental-mint
October 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
good news, we've fixed the national debt
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the president using the office to punish americans that didnt vote for him should really be one of the biggest scandals in americas history
Trump is upfront in saying he will use the shutdown to punish Democrats, and here are the receipts. About $27.2 billion cut from Dem districts compared to about $0.7 billion in GOP districts.
We all complain about the media, but need this type of in-depth journalism.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
We all complain about the media, but need this type of in-depth journalism.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Trump Halts Billions in Grants for Democratic Districts During Shutdown (Gift Article)
The Trump administration has frozen or canceled nearly $28 billion primarily located in Democratic-led districts, according to an analysis by The New York Times.
www.nytimes.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
the president using the office to punish americans that didnt vote for him should really be one of the biggest scandals in americas history
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If a Democratic administration tried to force Pentagon press to sign what amounts to a loyalty oath, it would be nonstop calls for impeachment and screaming from the rooftops.
“The Defense Department has confiscated the badges of the Pentagon reporters from virtually every major media organization in America,” the Pentagon Press Association said
October 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If a Democratic administration tried to force Pentagon press to sign what amounts to a loyalty oath, it would be nonstop calls for impeachment and screaming from the rooftops.
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No one in the GOP Hitler chat was a "kid"
We checked. Sorry, JD Vance.
www.motherjones.com
October 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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oh, did they mention in that article the reason for is we are forced to write both linux and windows drivers for their GPUs coz they don't know how?
October 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
oh, did they mention in that article the reason for is we are forced to write both linux and windows drivers for their GPUs coz they don't know how?
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Nobody wants to admit it, but trump does deserve credit for the ceasefire, which lasted almost as long as this sentence.
October 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nobody wants to admit it, but trump does deserve credit for the ceasefire, which lasted almost as long as this sentence.
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the youtube vs yt-dlp arms race is hilarious, because of how lopsided it is.
on the one hand, you've got a company with the GDP of Denmark who has about a manhattan-project's worth of developers they can assign to this.
but on the other end, you've got every bored or annoyed javascript hacker.
on the one hand, you've got a company with the GDP of Denmark who has about a manhattan-project's worth of developers they can assign to this.
but on the other end, you've got every bored or annoyed javascript hacker.
October 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
the youtube vs yt-dlp arms race is hilarious, because of how lopsided it is.
on the one hand, you've got a company with the GDP of Denmark who has about a manhattan-project's worth of developers they can assign to this.
but on the other end, you've got every bored or annoyed javascript hacker.
on the one hand, you've got a company with the GDP of Denmark who has about a manhattan-project's worth of developers they can assign to this.
but on the other end, you've got every bored or annoyed javascript hacker.
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A wild 280 Mysteries with very special guest Joel McHale, coming next week!
October 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A wild 280 Mysteries with very special guest Joel McHale, coming next week!
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This kind of stuff is most useful as a reminder that you cannot message carefully enough for Republicans not to just make shit up about you.
American Eagle was dragged into an online outrage cycle after conservative media figures claimed that liberals were offended by the clothing company's ads featuring Sydney Sweeney and a denim-themed pun about her "great jeans."
We checked the data. That wasn't true.
openmeasures.io/american-eag...
We checked the data. That wasn't true.
openmeasures.io/american-eag...
Outrage Over American Eagle’s ‘Great Jeans’ Ad Was a Conservative Media Creation - Open Measures
Open Measures builds accessible and transparent products to contextualize the spread of harmful online information that impacts public discourse and global events.
openmeasures.io
October 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This kind of stuff is most useful as a reminder that you cannot message carefully enough for Republicans not to just make shit up about you.
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We're doing a limited-edition release of Windows XP-inspired Crocs with custom Jibbitz charms and a Bliss-themed drawstring backpack! Details in this blog post! I scored a pair - my first ever Crocs. #MicrosoftCrocSweepstakes #Microsoft50 blogs.windows.com/windowsexper...
October 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We're doing a limited-edition release of Windows XP-inspired Crocs with custom Jibbitz charms and a Bliss-themed drawstring backpack! Details in this blog post! I scored a pair - my first ever Crocs. #MicrosoftCrocSweepstakes #Microsoft50 blogs.windows.com/windowsexper...